Celebrities Without Makeup

We haven't embarrassed any celebrities lately, so perhaps it is time we perplexed a few by showing you what some of them really look like sans makeup. The science or art of adding makeup to a face appears to have come a long way in the last few years, at least considering some of the differences in the before and after photos that we have gathered here.

Let's take a look (hover your mouse over the photo to pause the array):

One would have to say that there are some real shockers here, such as Sharon Stone and Goldie Hawn. Now those two have aged a bit lately, but Sharon and Goldie really attest to the wonders of what modern makeup can do for a woman's looks.

We remember one post we had from a while back about how nearly anyone could become a supermodel because makeup is now able to hide a plethora of flaws in a model's skin. That post featured a video of exactly how a makeup artist transforms a relatively attractive model into one who appears very glamorous and remarkably beautiful.

The post is at Redneck Super Models. Check it out.

Back at our slideshow, Actress Rene Zellweger's before and after photos are another example that is a bit surprising, and how about Pamela Anderson? You would probably not recognize her before photo at first glance.

Pamela was first discovered when she was quite young at a sporting event, when a cameraman put her on the Jumbotron screen because she looked so pretty. In fact when the audience saw her on the screen they went wild because she looked so good.

Like anyone else the years have taken their toll on Pamela's good looks, but she jumps right into the fountain of youth when the right makeup artist plies his or her trade, taking off the years and transforming Pamela into a great beauty once again.

Jerry Hall once was a supermodel and is the former wife of Mick Jaggar of the Rolling Stones. Without her makeup one would never guess that is the face of a supermodel.

And how about Jessica Simpson? Wow! That one really surprised us. Without her makeup she looks like an Okie from Oskogie. Plus she is only 30 years old, so she still has youth on her side. Despite all of that her no makeup photo makes her look like any other WalMart shopper.

Kate Hudson sure has her work cut out for her, trying to pass for a movie star. Without makeup she would not have a chance of making it on the big screen.

It is a good thing the rest of us do not have to depend on our looks to get us by. What a challenge that would be.

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Giant Cow Maze Appears in Farm Field - Did UFOs Do It?

This giant cow maze appeared in a farm field in Marienfelde, which is in Germany, a tad Southwest of Berlin. However, this is one time when we know it was not UFOs that were carving up the landscape.

The maze is the work of Germany's Federal Institute of Risk Assessment, which is a government agency dedicated to examining the dangers posed by products in everyday life. The purpose of carving such a complex labyrinth into a corn field was to raise public awareness of the advantages of eating healthy foods and of the potential dangers of harmful substances found in food. Plus they also wanted to explain the digestion process that occurs in a cow's stomach.

One must assume that a successful trip from the cow's mouth through the stomach and digestive tract would educate you on how food travels through a bovine's digestive system. What a way to learn!

However, if memory serves from elementary school science class, don't cows have four stomachs or compartments within their stomach? Perhaps one must actually walk the labyrinth set up by the Institute to understand it all?

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Redneck Playground or Your Kid is Elephant Poopy

Safety is of paramount importance when designing anything children will use. There can be no parts that will pinch tiny fingers; in no way can any of the equipment or parts of the equipment tip over; and harmful substances such as lead paint or or any parts small enough to swallow simply are not allowed.

But our redneck playground designer must have skipped school the day his professor discussed appropriateness of theme, because something is wrong when your kids return home from the playground crying and telling you the other kids teased them and called them elephant poopy.

"Peter, Peter is elephant poopy. Emily smells like elephant poop. Nah-nah nah nah-nah!"

I don't know about you but hearing that my kids are being compared to elephant poop worries me that it may create an identity crisis in the four-year-old mind. That sort of nick name may tend to linger longer than one might like not unlike the odor of pachyderm poop.

"...I don't smell like elephant poopy, do I Daddy?"

One must reassure four-year-olds about enough other things in life without having to add elephant poopy to the list.

"Peter, the sky is blue because God painted it that color when he had left over paint from painting his living room. And no you do not smell like elephant poopy. Your mom makes you take lots of baths so you will only smell like a clean little boy."

Perhaps an elephant slide such as this one is not an issue in the Redneck mind because four-year-old Redneck little boys normally do smell like elephant poopy.

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Google Street View Shows Dutch Mugging

Google Street View has assisted Dutch police in the apprehension of two alleged muggers whose photo was snapped by Google's Street View crew moments before a mugging went down in the city of Groningen, Netherlands last September.


The boy on the bicycle is the victim in the mugging and the other two young men have been arrested as the alleged muggers. This photo was taken as the Google vehicle traveled down Merwedestraat in Groningen.

According to the 14-year-old victim, whose name has been withheld because of his age, moments after this photo was taken the two young Muslim immigrants in the photo allegedly mugged him dragging him off of his bicycle and taking his cell phone and 165 Euros ($239 US), although why a 14-year-old would have that much money on him is a bit of a mystery.


Initially the 14-year-old was unable to identify his assailants, however, in March he spotted this photo on Google Street View and realized that the photo was taken only moments before he was assaulted.

The police requested the original photo from Google, which did not have the deliberately blurred faces this photo has. A robbery squad detective immediately recognized the face of one of the alleged assailants, who are twin brothers known to police.

For those of you who prefer to view the original photo, enter this address, Merwedestraat 60, 9725 Groningen, Netherlands, into Google and then search maps. Once you arrive at the map of the location, click on street view. Rotate the photo to the right to view a pic of our mugging just before it happened.

Clearly the joke is on the two alleged muggers in this instance because technology has helped justice triumph once again.

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A Phew Phunny Photos You'll Like

It's Phunny Photo time, and with themes ranging from horse sense to conspiracy theories, I believe that today we have a phew gems you will like.

Hey boss! Did you try testing the alternator?

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This next sign is a re-creation of a sign that was posted in a construction zone in Lubbock, Texas. It seems that some techie managed to hack into the computer for the sign and added his own version of what should be posted there.

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Do you know one of those conspiracy theorists who constantly thinks that everyone is plotting to take over the world? Maybe they are.

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It is sometimes amazing how some businesses survive considering their level of customer service.

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That's a lot of Budweiser!

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Have you ever spent time wandering through a cemetery? You might be surprised at the eye opening sights you will see.

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Getting a proper education is not necessary to make it in this world, but it may save you from an embarrassing moment or two. BTW, remind me to call the missus to ask her to pick up "are" kids from school.

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Either Elmer Fudd or Barbara Walters must live in this neighborhood.

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If their customers are just plain mean, they should charge them a lot more than $10. How about $110?

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Foto Funnies

There is nothing like a funny photo or two to cheer you up, and these pics certainly qualify:

Roller Coaster Fear


Talk about a picture that says a thousand words! This poor little girl looks absolutely petrified. What do you want to bet she has nightmares over this ride?

Poor young thing! Don't you know you are supposed to enjoy riding the roller coaster? This is a funny photo though.

But...where do you think the photographer was standing? Cannot figure that one out. He cannot be standing in the car in front because these two must be in the first car. Since there is no seat back in front of them, and the car design is diferent, they have to be in car number one.

Maybe the photog is using a telephoto lens.

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Thing a Thong?

Now see what George Bush has done? The Europeans are so down on the US that they think the whole country is overweight.



Okay Europe! Listen up! How about Charlize Theron? Yay Charlize! She is thin and trim...she's...oh wait a minute. She's from South Africa isn't she? Okay then, what about Nicole Kidman? Nicole is...oops! She is from Australia, is she not? Hmmm...Aha! Halle Berry! Halle is drop dead gorgeous and not a bit overweight even though she just had a baby. We will take Halle Berry over Princess Camilla any day of the week.

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Worst Job II

We recently featured a photo that showed the worst job ever, but this job is not far behind. Pay attention to this America. The economy is going downhill in a hurry, so this is your future employment right here. You may as well get used to it.

It doesn't even look like she is wearing gloves...eeww!

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It's a Wonderful Wife!



Ain't love grand? Here we find Helga helping out Ole get the tractor into town to get its wheel fixed.

You can just tell from their satisfied look that this couple has figured out how to make their marriage hum. There is hope for the world yet.

Hey Europe! We do not think Carla Bruni would be much help in this situation, now would she? Nooo...you must be a heavy eater to make this situation work. Lots and lots of meat and potatoes make this marital union run just like clockwork.

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Worst Job Ever

This absolutely, positively has to be the worst job ever, bar none. You could not pay me enough to do this for a living. Sorry all you veterinarians, but this is where I draw the line.

Can't you see the circus manager saying, "Hey, Johnny! Call the vet! Big Bertha's compacted again. Can't get that girl to eat enough roughage, no matter what I do."

What does this vet say to people when he is first introduced to them? "How do you do? I'm John Smith....What type of work do I do? I'm an elephant veterinarian. I specialize in compacted elephants. Have enema will travel is my motto."

The second worst job in the world is the guy holding Bertha's tail.

His big mistake is he is not dressed for the job. What happens when the enema takes effect and Bertha let's her rip. The guy holding the tail is in the direct line of fire, and he is not protected with plastic like the vet is.

I am so much more appreciative of having a desk job now than ever before. I understand the dedication of animal lovers, but, this has to take the cake.

Notice how the guy holding the tail intently peers at what the vet is doing. He probably aspires to be a vet some day himself. If this does not turn him off from the vet business, nothing will.

I guess there is nothing like on the job training.

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Email of the Month

In a new feature we are proud to display our email of the month. Have a look at this email sent to a colleague:


Well, that would upset me too. I sure hope our mailer can get those images back on the other guys web site. The nerve of some people.

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Redneck Fire-breathing Dragon - Video

"9-1-1 operator! What is your Emergency?"

'Yes, My name is Steve, and I want to report dragon."

"A Dragon?"

"Yes, ma'am. Dragon. Blue fire-breathing dragon. I just saw it over on Main Street, not 5 minutes ago. It was breathing fire all over place."

"Sir, this is 9-1-1 Emergency, and it is illegal to call 9-1-1 with prankster calls..."

"This is no prankster, 9-1-1 Emergency operator. This is Steve! My American name is Steve. I am studying to become US citizen, and I am not calling about prankster. I am from India. My Indian name is Pratepp Patel, but I like to use my American name. My American name is Steve."

"I am telling you, 9-1-1 Emergency operator! I saw real, live, dragon...that was breathing fire. It was over on Main Street...right in middle of street. It was long and shiny, and it was blue!"

"Well, Steve. We're right smack dab in the middle of Arkansas, and do you know what? We don't have any dat-burn dragons here in Arkansas. Fact of the matter is, I don't believe that there are any dragons on planet earth. Now we are very busy still working on the flooded areas, so a dragon call just is not high on our priority list. So what planet are you from anyway...Steve?"

"Oh, yes! 9-1-1 Emergency operator! There are dragons. They have dragons in Indonesia. Komodo dragons. But they are only 8-9 feet long and they don't breathe fire. And I know the floods are a problem. I am calling from 4th Street. It's still under water over here."

"Kimono dragons? Now that sounds Japanese, Steve. And, 8-9 feet long! Steve, how big was that dragon that you say you saw?"

"It was at least 20 feet long. Maybe 25 feet. It was huge and blue and shiny. And it was breathing fire...I think."

"You think! Well now, see here Steve! Was it breathing fire or was it not breathing fire?

"Fire was coming out of it, but I couldn't tell which end was front. It might have fire coming out of butt."

"Okay, Steve! If you're sure that they have kimono dragons in Indonesia, maybe some tourist brought a pet back and it grew a mite. I'll write it up. Let's see...25 foot long, shiny blue dragon breathing fire out of butt...er, its butt...over on Main Street. Is that about right, Steve?"

"Yes, 9-1-1 Emergency operator. That's right! Big blue dragon breathing fire out of butt. That's it."

"Okay, Steve. We'll send a patrol car over your way. Now, Y'all keep an eye peeled and let us know if it moves anywhere else."

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"Dispatch, This is car 54. Warrant and wants on plate hotel, eighter, tango, alpha, india, lima, golf, eighter, romeo, sierra."

"Car 54, this is dispatch. Warrant and wants on hotel, eighter, tango, alpha, india, lima, golf, eighter, romeo, sierra negative. Prior moving violations: May, 2008 - spraying ignited flammable substance on another vehicle. November, 2007 - spraying ignited flammable substance on another vehicle. February, 2007 - spraying ignited flammable substance on another vehicle."

"Car 5-4, it sounds like you have apprehended our feared Japanese kimono dragon. Over."

"Roger that, dispatch. We witnessed said dragon spewing dangerous flammable liquid all over a 2006 Lexus SUV. That definitely riled up the SUV owner who took after our dragon owner with a revolver. We're going to need back up, a wagon for the apprehended offenders and tow trucks to remove said dragon and burnt Lexus."

"Dispatch, it seems that our dragon driver is a retired fireman who gets a mite riled when other drivers tailgate him. That's why he rigged his vehicle to breathe fire on offending vehicles. Over."

"Car 5-4. The citizens of Arkansas can rest easy now that our dreaded kimono dragon has been apprehended. Back up and wagon on the way 5-4. Over."

"Roger that, Dispatch. Over and out."

Dragon with the Fire-breathing Butt follows:



There you have it. A dangerous kimono dragon has been removed from the streets. Thus the avenues and boulevards of Arkansas are safe once again. But who knows what other evil lurks in the minds of rednecks everywhere? Beware!

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Funny News Reporter Bloopers

TV news reporters are responsible for some hilarious bloopers that usually just end up on the editing room floor without anyone getting the opportunity to laugh at them. Well fortunately, we have managed to rescue a select few. All of our videos are short, so please do not worry about your time commitment.

You folks living in warm weather cities do not know how much fun you are missing by not getting any snow. In our first video the reporter is doing a story about the hidden dangers for kids when they hang around the snow plow. It is one of my favorites. Have a look:



I have watched that one several times and I still laugh out loud every time I watch it.

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Remember comedian George Carlin's skit about the seven words you cannot say on TV? When it comes to reporters, there are many more taboo words than just seven. The reporter in this next video mistakenly lets out a major slip of the tongue, and he gets a bit flushed because of his error. Watch:



I certainly hope that Miss Nevada is able to get her tittle back. I think that it is a significant aspect to her charm. In fact I cannot imagine how she would look without it.

Don't you think that The Donald should give her tittle back? C'mon, Donald! Give that poor girl her tittle back. The nerve of some control freaks, wanting to keep the tittles all for themselves.

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You really have to feel sorry for the reporter in this next video. This poor girl never saw that train coming. As it says in the beginning of the video: No light fixtures were harmed during the making of this video. We don't want the electricians' union mad at us.



I could be wrong, but I smell a law suit here. As for the medical condition of the reporter, I only know that she did not die. Wish I could tell you more.

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We have room for just one more blooper. It has nothing to do with reporters, but it fits in here very well.


Somebody seems to have mistaken the house for the garage. This is happening all too frequently these days. What do you want to bet that the driver was texting someone at the time of the accident?

Maybe it was about their horoscope. It might have gone something like this: "BFF. HORSCOP SZ SMTHNG DRAMATC ROUND NX CRNR." Of course, they didn't know it was the Jones' doublewide.

No, Mabel. That garage remote cannot lift the Jones house off its foundation, although the Dodge almost can. Next time drive around the thing, will you pulleeze?

Imagine the poor Joneses sitting down to dinner. "Honey. Look who's coming to dinner. It's Mabel."

"Mabel, dear. So glad you dropped in. Maybe next time you could call first. George, I think the dog is trapped under the transmission...George! Where are you George? You're under the transmission too? Do you think AAA handles something like this, George?...George?!"

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Redneck License Plates

Guess what used to be one of the most popular vanity license plates in all 50 states?

Of course it is only popular with the male half of the population. The female half possess a vastly different outlook on what is most popular.

I have yet to meet the missus that is willing to allow her better half to drive around town with a license plate like that. Maybe that is why the guy hates his wife, because she won't let him broadcast the fact that he hates her.

He probably would not hate her as much if she would let him tell the world that he hates her. And if he were totally free to proclaim that he hates her, maybe he wouldn't even hate her at all. But that gets into too much of which came first, the chicken or the egg.

There is probably a female counterpart to that plate, maybe something like this:


But the real reason that these folks hate either their wives or their men is because they fall into this category:


However, you don't see many plates like that driving around because of the strict rules of the motor vehicle departments around the nation. It's not that they don't want you telling folks that you hate your life. We all hate our lives to some degree; it's part of life to hate your life.

No, it's simpler than that. Most DMVs will no longer allow the combination of the letter "H" with the number "8." They claim they do not want to spread hatred.

Now that sounds like an admirable goal, but we know the real reason! The real reason is that they want to censor what you want to say.

Well, down with censorship! This is the Internet and we will say what ever we want to say! And we are going to start saying it right now!

We start with simple redneck license plates like this:


Or this:



Because we want to explore the redneck mentality in all of us, let's skate a little closer to the edge, like this:

Now that sounds sweet and innocent to most of us, but to Bubba, it really means this:


As we explore redneck family relationships even more we find that family reunions get very complicated. Here is one possibility:

And this license plate returns us to that chicken or the egg concept again. Did sis come first or did mom come first? I'm getting a headache just thinking about it.

Now if sis had a headache back when dad made his move on sis, that means that Bubba wouldn't even be here. How's that for complicated?

At that family reunion I heard Jim Bob say, "Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle!" Did he mean that literally?

We have barely scratched the surface with redneck license plates. Think of the possibilities that beckon our exploration in this area, and think of the interesting posts that promise to come from it all.

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What's More Redneck Than a Redneck Trailer Home?

What makes a Redneck house a home? The soft warm touches that you apply to your home are what differentiate your home from all of those other more mundane houses, of course. Those changes are how you make your house your home.

Having said that, the following houses should in no way be labeled mundane, but we do encourage labeling them as Redneck because the touches added by the owners are the opposite of soft and warm.

Whatever some of the homeowners were thinking when they had these beauties built is any body's guess. Whether they qualify as homes rather than houses, however, is for you to decide. They definitely qualify as Redneck though.

It is safe to say that no ordinary redneck home is as creative as these highly unusual buildings. To my knowledge, none of these photos presented here have been photoshopped. So these wonders actually are what they appear to be.

Although the builders' motivations when they created these abodes will forever remain a mystery for many of them, the builders were most likely the attention seeking type. Because these houses definitely will draw stares from passersby.


Our first house is from Japan, where square footage in a home is often kept to a minimum because of land cost. Notice the small footprint on the ground. This building appears to have little room inside unless it features many stairs, which, I have heard, is common in Japan.

The creator of this property obviously had an upside down view of the world. The home was built prior to the current housing crisis, so it is unlikely that the homeowner was upside down in his mortgage like some unfortunate homeowners are today.

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Our second home is also upside down, but this home was built as a political statement by Daniel Czapiewski in Szymbark, Poland. Daniel had a few extra zlotychs (the Polish currency) so he built the upside down house as a way of voicing his opinion against the logic of the Polish communist government's methods of governing.

Most people make political statements in writing or speeches. Daniel followed a different drummer, and the ensuing short video explains more about Daniel and the topsy turvy political statement he built.

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This building or group of buildings is one of my favorites. The colors are remarkable. In fact, it almost appears that the builder let his kids loose to draw on the outside of the structure, which is replete with lots of hearts and funny faces.

It might be a bit strange though, being single and living here. Imagine bringing your special friend back to your place. One look at the outside would scare away all but the most open minded individuals.

It has been said that being too open minded may allow your brains to fall out. Just such an occurrence is a distinct possibility here.

Imagine throwing a party for your friends from work. "Just follow 4th Street until you come to the crayon colored house."

Your co-workers certainly would not see you in the same light anymore once they were back at the office.

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Are those faces looking back at you from this photo? The second floor windows definitely appear as eyes, although the mouth seems somewhat evasive.

The structure appears as if you were looking at a fun house mirror--like your belly or your butt is really fatter than reality. This building looks more like a facade on a commercial building, but that's okay.

It's the odd look we're after, so commercial property is just fine. This one has a very pleasing look. If it's a restaurant, the dining experience shows promise.

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The world's first, and hopefully last, toilet shaped house was built by Sim Jae-duck, the South Korean born chairman of the organizing committee of the Inaugural General Assembly of the World Toilet Association.

I, for one, never knew that there even was an Inaugural General Assembly of the World Toilet Association. But I lead a sheltered life anyway. I am sure you were aware of the Association, weren't you?



It is really too bad that old Sim wasn't named Sim Jae-Loo, which would be a fitting name for a house built like a loo. But that would have been too easy. If you are going to make jokes about the toilet house, we're certainly not going to make it that easy for you.

Sim Jae-duck's motivation for creating this giant commode was to draw attention to his feeling that there is an urgent global need for better sanitation. Evidently ol' slim Sim wants us all to flush more often. I wonder what happens to the furniture when he flushes?

Sim named his creation Haewoojae, which is Korean for “a place of sanctuary where one can solve one’s worries." Well, all of you wives know that is what men use the loo for anyway. There is nothing new in that.

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Redneck Transportation

As potholes go, this is one heavy-duty redneck hole in the ground. You will not likely find many other potholes that will challenge your driving skills as much as this one will.

Hopefully the parking lot folks didn't charge our victim much to park in this spot because that would be rubbing salt into the wound. This redneck is going to need something even better than 4-wheel drive to escape from this parking misadventure.

Perhaps a few good ol' boys will be milling around come quitting time. Those boys would need to be empathetic gents who exhibit a willingness to pitch in and help our redneck pothole victim extricate himself from this parking lot morass that is attempting to swallow his ride.


Half price just doesn't cut it when describing this misadventure. Call it half off and you have more aptly characterized the remains of this redneck vehicle. Even 50% off would work better.

Now, if this car does not have rear wheel drive, you will be in for a major disappointment when you shift into gear. And once you start tooling down the old highway, things are going to get a mite breezy so bring a sweater.

It is pretty obvious that traveling in this manner gives a whole new meaning to the concept of back seat driver because, in this case, the back seat driver is also the front seat driver.

Plus you can no longer call this cut-rate wonder a sedan, but it's still not a coupe either--not even a sports coupe. I guess we will just have to label it sporty and leave it at that.

In our first video, it's almost tanks for the memories:



Those tank drivers act like they are the only ones on the road, for Pete's sake! That guy needs a bumper sticker that says, "My other car is a Bradley armored vehicle!"

Our next video has redneck written all over it. This video describes redneck better than any other in recent memory. Give a look:



Do rednecks bother to plan ahead? Rarely.

Do they suffer the consequences? Always.

Don't you just love it? Oh yeah!

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Funniest Photos of 2007

Here are links to some of my favorite photos from 2007. Most are funny photos, but a couple simply struck me as unique:

Redneck Penguins - People are not alone in embracing the redneck lifestyle. These two penguins rank right up there with their human counterparts. It may not seem like this is a photo, but it is animation, which is a series of images or photos, and that is why it is included here.

Dog Earred Monkey Business and Cat Nap - This photo touched people the world over and understandably so. Everyone loves a photo that touches the heart.









Redneck High School Reunion - Aah! The practical joke! The photographer who captured this moment should win an award for a photo that plants in the reader's mind vivid anticipation of a moment coming soon.









Headless Redneck Businessman - How does the saying go? If you can keep your head when all others around you are losing theirs...










Alcoholic Elephants on the Rampage - A rampaging elephant is a sight to behold, but an alcoholic elephant on the rampage is rarer still...until lately. See why.









Creative Redneck Transportation - Here is a motorcycle unlike any other. What would possess your local redneck to manufacture a machine like this?









Funny Photos - These guys do not appear to be very conscientious as firemen go. Hopefully their attitude is a minority one.









Redneck Wireless Telephone Call - When you gotta go you gotta go, but you hate to miss an important phone call at the same time. Here is the solution.










Redneck Mercedes - Leave it to a redneck to degrade a classic vehicle like a Mercedes simply to enable viewing the world sideways.








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