My Three Favorite Dumb Blonde Videos

These are three of my very favorite blonde videos. We have posted the first one before, but it is special enough to warrant posting again. A beautiful, young blonde is anxious to make her mark in show business. In her own words, she "was born to do this."

But enough talk because a video is worth more than a thousand words. Give a look:



Now, wasn't that special?

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Johnny Carson was king of the late night talk shows for about 30 years. Many tried to dethrone him including Joey Bishop, Dick Cavett, Merv Griffin, and quite a few others.

But he reigned supreme, and one of the reasons was beautiful Carol Wayne, who was on his show 101 times. The following video is Carol's last appearance on The Tonight Show because she passed away suddenly not long after this interview. Carol fit the dumb blonde stereotype perfectly, and, of course, Johnny knew exactly how to play it for the funniest effect.

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Well, we have saved the best for last. This video is from the Newlywed Game TV series which began its long run in 1966. The blonde in the video is a classic. She is the piece de resistance when it comes to dumb blondes.

Despite her lack of intellect, she is very cute and surprisingly appealing. If there was a hall of fame for dumb blonde videos, this one would be there right at the top. Enough talk. Watch and smile.

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Funniest Photos of 2007

Here are links to some of my favorite photos from 2007. Most are funny photos, but a couple simply struck me as unique:

Redneck Penguins - People are not alone in embracing the redneck lifestyle. These two penguins rank right up there with their human counterparts. It may not seem like this is a photo, but it is animation, which is a series of images or photos, and that is why it is included here.

Dog Earred Monkey Business and Cat Nap - This photo touched people the world over and understandably so. Everyone loves a photo that touches the heart.









Redneck High School Reunion - Aah! The practical joke! The photographer who captured this moment should win an award for a photo that plants in the reader's mind vivid anticipation of a moment coming soon.









Headless Redneck Businessman - How does the saying go? If you can keep your head when all others around you are losing theirs...










Alcoholic Elephants on the Rampage - A rampaging elephant is a sight to behold, but an alcoholic elephant on the rampage is rarer still...until lately. See why.









Creative Redneck Transportation - Here is a motorcycle unlike any other. What would possess your local redneck to manufacture a machine like this?









Funny Photos - These guys do not appear to be very conscientious as firemen go. Hopefully their attitude is a minority one.









Redneck Wireless Telephone Call - When you gotta go you gotta go, but you hate to miss an important phone call at the same time. Here is the solution.










Redneck Mercedes - Leave it to a redneck to degrade a classic vehicle like a Mercedes simply to enable viewing the world sideways.








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Our Funniest Videos of 2007

Here are links to some of my favorite videos from 2007. Regardless of your taste, there is not a loser in the bunch:

Bathroom Break - by Jamie Kennedy, who is often an incredibly funny comedian. This video is one of the very best.








Sneak Thief Caught in the Act - A remarkably resourceful and clever gull actually figured out how to steal food from a convenience store.








Greatest Breasts in the World - Although this is a guy thing, this video can be hypnotic. It is definitely one of the best.








Redneck Slingshot - This video is typical of the redneck mentality. Not many mothers would want their daughter doing anything remotely close to this. But that is why it is funny.








Wedding Fight - If you like a good fight, this one of a Ukranian wedding is hilarious. With enough vodka in them these Russians will even beat up women.








Hot Dumb Blonde - Why is it that attractive blondes are often shortchanged intellectually? Perhaps it is God's way of evening things up. In any case, this vid is really classic.








Paul Potts - Paul Potts was a diamond in the rough when he entered Britain's Got Talent TV show contest. The video is remarkably heartwarming.








Redneck Mercedes - A German homeowner becomes fed up with the speeding traffic whizzing by his home and comes up with a redneck solution. Very entertaining.








Redneck Restroom - A remarkably clever idea. The video creator replaced a German rest room mirror with glass and substituted actors for what should be the reflection in the mirror. The result is very funny.

Redneck Dance King - A middle aged employee in a store with rock background music lets it all hang out, but he is not the best dancer you have seen. Remarkably funny.

Remarkable Dancing Parrot - This parrot actually dances to the beat of the music. Funny!

Redneck Hotel Maid - A short video with a very funny ending. Never trust your hotel maid again.

Lethal Snake Bite? - Poisonous snakes in the Middle East can be killers. Watch what happens when one sneaks up on these gentlemen.

This is Redneck Woman - A video compilation of many redneck women set to music. Very, very good.

Watch this Building Fall Down - A building in Serat, India, falls down all by itself and it is caught on video. Remarkable video!

Evolution of Dance - Chances are good that you have already seen this one, but the dancing is remarkable. Worth watching.

Redneck Heaven - Another video compilation set to music (Dueling Banjos). Very entertaining.

Drunk Humor - A police officer is trying to administer a a sobriety test to an inebriated driver, but the driver flunks big time. Very funny.

Saudi Road Skating - This video brought the concept of road surfing to the world, but the Saudis did it first. Hard to believe video, but it's real.

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Three of My Favorite Jokes

The Internet is full of jokes, but, unfortunately, many of them are not very funny. At McCafferty's, we try to publish only jokes and stories that we truly find funny. Here are three of my favorite jokes. I laughed out loud when I first heard them, so the chances are very good that you will like them too.

A pedestrian is walking past an insane asylum, and in the distance hears a bunch of the asylum inmates inside screaming at the top of their lungs, “Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!”

Intrigued, the pedestrian peeks through a hole in the fence to see what all the commotion is about, and, suddenly, a finger pops out jabbing him right in the eye.

He screams in pain, and the inmates all start gleefully shouting, “Fourteen! Fourteen! Fourteen!”

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A woman gets on a bus carrying her baby in her arms. The bus driver takes one look and says to the woman: “Lady, that is the ugliest baby that I have ever seen.”

Enraged, the woman stomps to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a passenger seated next to her: “That driver just insulted me!”

The passenger says: “You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

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This joke is in honor of all of the American soldiers fighting the war on terror:

A large group of Al Qaeda terrorists are traveling down an Iraqi road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune. "One American soldier is better than ten Al Qaeda."

The Al Qaeda commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the dune. Immediately a gun-battle breaks out, continues for a few minutes, and then only silence prevails.

The voice once again calls out this time saying "One American soldier is better than one hundred Al Qaeda."

The Al Qaeda commander angrily sends 100 of his best killers over the dune and again a huge gun fight ensues.

After 10 minutes of battle, again one hears only silence.

The American soldier’s voice calls out this time "One American soldier is better than one thousand Al Qaeda."

By now the Al Qaeda commander is totally enraged, so he musters 1000 fierce fighters and orders them over to the other side of the sand dune. Ak47 fire, machine guns, grenades, rockets and cannon fire all ring out as a terrific battle is fought.

But, eventually, once again there is just silence.

Soon one badly wounded Al Qaeda fighter crawls back over the dune to his commander, gripping the commander’s coat with his blood drenched hand the terrorist tells his commander in his dying words...

“Don't send any more men. It's a trap. There are two of them.”

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