Showing posts with label TV. Show all posts
Showing posts with label TV. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Peilican Attacks Reporter - Funny Video

Marnie, a normally tame and docile pelican at Sydney's Taronga Zoo, decided she did not like Steve Jacobs, the Channel Nine Today Show Weatherman from down under, and decided to display her opinion while on the air.

Here is the result:



"Not the first time he's been pinched in the butt by a bird," adlibbed Today Show host Karl Stefanovic. That's a good one, Karl.

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Sunday, July 19, 2009

Funny Commercials You Won't See on US TV

We all know that rules for TV commercials in the US are far more uptight than most other countries. Maybe it is because of the political clout of the religious right or maybe it is because of MAFC (Mothers Against Funny Commercials). I don't really know.

But I do know that US audiences are missing out on some very funny commercials because of it.


At McCafferty's Pub we purchased one of those really huge, high-powered satellite dishes that brings in TV from all over the world. So when you stop in our pub you do not have to worry about TV censorship.

And remember that we always warn you if anything we present approaches the raunchy grade. None of these commercials do.

Our first video is a commercial for air conditioning in a Toyota Corolla, but do not hold your breath waiting for this one to reach the US. It just is not politically correct enough to satisfy the US censors. Please watch:



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This is one Nissan commercial starring Andy Richter I have not seen in the US, but I wish I had because it is quite funny. Give a look:


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If you never understood what independent front suspension was on an automobile, you will after watching this Nissan commercial. Please watch:


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Saturday, August 2, 2008

Funny News Reporter Bloopers

TV news reporters are responsible for some hilarious bloopers that usually just end up on the editing room floor without anyone getting the opportunity to laugh at them. Well fortunately, we have managed to rescue a select few. All of our videos are short, so please do not worry about your time commitment.

You folks living in warm weather cities do not know how much fun you are missing by not getting any snow. In our first video the reporter is doing a story about the hidden dangers for kids when they hang around the snow plow. It is one of my favorites. Have a look:



I have watched that one several times and I still laugh out loud every time I watch it.

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Remember comedian George Carlin's skit about the seven words you cannot say on TV? When it comes to reporters, there are many more taboo words than just seven. The reporter in this next video mistakenly lets out a major slip of the tongue, and he gets a bit flushed because of his error. Watch:



I certainly hope that Miss Nevada is able to get her tittle back. I think that it is a significant aspect to her charm. In fact I cannot imagine how she would look without it.

Don't you think that The Donald should give her tittle back? C'mon, Donald! Give that poor girl her tittle back. The nerve of some control freaks, wanting to keep the tittles all for themselves.

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You really have to feel sorry for the reporter in this next video. This poor girl never saw that train coming. As it says in the beginning of the video: No light fixtures were harmed during the making of this video. We don't want the electricians' union mad at us.



I could be wrong, but I smell a law suit here. As for the medical condition of the reporter, I only know that she did not die. Wish I could tell you more.

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We have room for just one more blooper. It has nothing to do with reporters, but it fits in here very well.


Somebody seems to have mistaken the house for the garage. This is happening all too frequently these days. What do you want to bet that the driver was texting someone at the time of the accident?

Maybe it was about their horoscope. It might have gone something like this: "BFF. HORSCOP SZ SMTHNG DRAMATC ROUND NX CRNR." Of course, they didn't know it was the Jones' doublewide.

No, Mabel. That garage remote cannot lift the Jones house off its foundation, although the Dodge almost can. Next time drive around the thing, will you pulleeze?

Imagine the poor Joneses sitting down to dinner. "Honey. Look who's coming to dinner. It's Mabel."

"Mabel, dear. So glad you dropped in. Maybe next time you could call first. George, I think the dog is trapped under the transmission...George! Where are you George? You're under the transmission too? Do you think AAA handles something like this, George?...George?!"

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Monday, January 21, 2008

Redneck TV Commercial

What might a TV commercial look like if Joe Bob redneck were put in charge of filming it? Well, we found a few television commercials that just had to be filmed by good old Joe Bob, and we just so happen to have a few of them here for your viewing pleasure. Sit back and prepare to laugh.



Coloreria is a laundry detergent brand in Italy. Apparently their slogan is "colored is better." If you have complaints, take it up with Coloreria in Italy. The next one is another Coloreria, but you pretty much have to see the first one to understand the second one.



Okay, that one was weird, but it is from Italy. They look at the world a little differently than folks in the USA.



The squirrel saves the day. An unlikely hero, but it is TV after all.



I believe that they got their just desserts in that one. The only problem is that now our hero has a long walk home.



That one was my favorite. Why can't we get more of these kind of commercials in the US?

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