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Thursday, October 18, 2007

Ellen DeGeneres "Putz" Extraordinaire



Ellen DeGeneres is living proof that you do not need to be intelligent to have your own talk show. In case you do not watch the news, Ellen had a public meltdown on her talk show on Tuesday about a dog.

She was crying, even bawling, about how she and her hairdresser’s daughter were being punished because she violated the terms of her adoption agreement with a pet rescue shelter. Ellen gave the dog away to her hairdresser instead of returning the dog to the agency as she had promised and agreed to do if the adoption did not work out.

When the agency enforced the terms of the adoption agreement by removing the dog from its new home, Ellen did not hire an attorney to challenge the agreement that she had willingly signed. Instead she had the meltdown on her show taking up at least 10-15 minutes of the show complaining about how unfairly she was being treated.

The patrons of McCafferty’s Pub have decided to provide you with the video of Ellen’s dramatic tirade so you will be able to judge for yourself.

Instead of trying to work the problem out with the agency like the rest of us would be forced to do, Ellen tried to use the power of her show to force the pet agency to back down. She tried to publicly embarrass the owners of the agency.


What she accomplished, however, was a lot worse. The owners of the agency have been deluged with hate mail and even death threats. Ellen may very well have ruined the business of what is probably a charitable pet agency that was doing some good in its community.

Ellen either did not bother to think or did not care what her actions might do to the agency. All Ellen wanted was to get her way, and apparently she did not care who got hurt in the process.

Ellen gets McCafferty‘s putz of the month award for acting even worse than Britney Spears has been acting. All Britney has been doing is expose herself on occasion to America. Ellen "The Putz" DeGeneres seems to think that she can do whatever she wants because she is a celebrity, and deliberately may have ruined someone’s business simply because she could.

If it is good enough for Perez Hilton, writing on photos is good enough for us too. Boycott The Putz.


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Thursday, May 17, 2007

Humorous Quotes

Here are a few humorous quotations from various comedians:

Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet! --Groucho Marx

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. --Flip Wilson

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. --W. C. Fields

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. --Jack Benny

Working out is important. You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is. --Ellen Degeneres.

More Ellen Degeneres...


More Groucho Marx...

More Grandparent humor...

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Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Psychic Sneeze

A good psychic would pick up the phone before it rang. Of course it is possible there was no one on the other line.

I knew a psychic who once said "God Bless you."

I said, "I didn't sneeze."

She looked deep into my eyes and said, "You will, eventually."

And damn it if she wasn't right. Two days later I sneezed.

--Thanks to Ellen Degeneres

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Thursday, April 12, 2007

My Memory is So Bad...

Memory problems are my curse. In fact, I have the worst memory ever. No matter who comes up to me, they just say…"I can’t believe that you don’t remember me!'

I answer, "Oh, Dad, I’m sorry!"

--Thanks to Ellen Degeneres

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Saturday, March 31, 2007

She's a Godmother

I'm a godmother. That's a great thing to be...a godmother. My goddaughter calls me god for short...that's cute. I taught her that.

--Thanks to Ellen DeGeneres

More Ellen Degeneres Humor

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Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Let There Be Light

In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.

--Thanks to Ellen DeGeneres

More Ellen Degeneres Humor...

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