Why You Should Let Sleeping Dogs Lie - Video

Have you ever heard of the expression, "Let sleeping dogs lie?" There is a great deal of common sense behind this expression, but this video adds yet another reason to heed the wisdom of the quote--a reason no one ever thought of before. Please don't try this at home because Fido may turn on you if you do.




Ouch! Suddenly I have a headache.

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I am not sure why I like animal videos so much, but I do. Our second video may be another animal video that features a dog genius or it may just be David Blaine in disguise. You will have to judge for yourself because I am not sure.



Yes! That is David Blaine alright. I don't even know why I doubted it.

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Reporter Meets Horse's Butt


Sneezing Panda


Otter Heaven - This one is really cute.


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Humorous Quotes 3

Here are some more humorous quotes:

David Letterman: "Harry Potter got arrested on the subway for showing off his wand."

Amy Poehler - Saturday Night Live: "Barak Obama made an appearance in New Hampshire over the weekend. To which, President Bush replied, 'Did we catch him?'"

David Letterman: "Osama Bin Laden came out with an other video. It was full of insults, maniacal threats and rants...no wait a minute. That was Rosie's blog."

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Here is a handful of humorous quotes:

Bill Maher: CNN, to mark the fifth anniversary of 9/11, is going to be re-playing their original coverage of that day. Let's just hope that President Bush doesn't tune in and go, "Oh my God, they've done it again!."

Chico Marx: Well, who you gonna believe, me or your own eyes?

Homer Simpson: Just once, I wish someone would call me "sir" without adding, "you're making a scene."

Jeff Foxworthy: Being a designated driver is not a desirable job. If you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.

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On Paris Hilton, David Letterman and Bill Murray

David Letterman came up with an absolute gem the other night when he was talking about Paris Hilton. Here is David on Paris:

“Paris Hilton has taken to reading the bible to help her through her upcoming jail sentence. But, she admittedly is no expert on the bible. She thought Deuteronomy meant having an operation to remove your deuter.”

Paris will soon be more fodder for the talk shows when June 5th arrives. That is the date that she is scheduled to report to the slammer for 45 days because she was caught driving after her drivers license had been suspended.

Prepare yourself for some very clever quips from some of the professional quipsters out there. It has been so rare for celebrities to get convicted and sentenced these days, that it is truly hard to believe that one of the self-promoters is actually going to get punished for exhibiting anti-social behavior.

It would not surprise me if something happens to prevent Paris from actually going to jail. Some judge will issue a stay or the Governator will give her a pardon.

It was recently reported that she was seen buying a bible and a self-help manual. It is hard to believe that Paris has suddenly gotten religion, and some believe that it is merely a ploy to convince a judge that she has changed her ways.

Bill Murray was quoted once regarding money and fame. Bill said:

“To people who want to be rich and famous, I'd say, ‘Get rich first and see if that doesn't cover it.’”

Well, Paris was obviously very rich before she became a celebrity, and obviously that didn’t cover it for her. How many people even knew who she was before her infamous x-rated video showed up on the Internet?

She didn’t just want to be famous, she wanted to be famous and desired by men everywhere.

Others believe that Paris’ upcoming jail sentence is merely a publicity gimmick. Her publicists have been very good at getting her name out there in front of the public eye. Did you know that Paris is 26 years old and already has an autobiography entitled “Confessions of an Heiress?”

Paris’ jail sentence may be a real consequence to a young woman’s overindulgence in herself or it may be only a publicity stunt designed for self-promotion. But Paris has managed to get the whole planet talking about her once again.

What does that tell you?

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Humorous Quotes

Here are a few humorous quotations from various comedians:

Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet! --Groucho Marx

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. --Flip Wilson

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. --W. C. Fields

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. --Jack Benny

Working out is important. You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is. --Ellen Degeneres.

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Man's Best Friend

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.

Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

--Thanks to Groucho Marx

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Not in My Club You Don't!

I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member.

--Thanks to Groucho Marx

Let There Be Light

In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.

--Thanks to Ellen DeGeneres

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Redd Foxx Pearl of Wisdom

Quote from Redd Foxx:

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Psychic Lottery

Here is a quote from Jay Leno:

"Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?"

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