Redneck Truck Driver Hates Pedestrians, Destroys Bridge - Video

An eccentric redneck truck driver proved how much he hates pedestrians when he deliberately destroyed a pedestrian bridge over a highway. A few pedestrians were crossing the bridge at the time of the violent "accident," but none was killed, thankfully.

While Billy Bob "Bubba" Montana was motoring his rig through Istanbul, Turkey, he noticed a pedestrian bridge in the distant horizon. Now ol' Bubba hates pedestrian bridges almost as much as he hates pedestrians, but he would obviously go to jail for running down people. The sanctions against bridge killers are not as high.

Git a load of ol' Bubba in action:

Okay, I admit I fibbed a bit. That redneck was not really ol' Bubba Montana at all. It was his Turkish cousin, Ali Carimbeigh, who is also a redneck truck driver who hates pedestrian bridges. Ali took out that bridge like it was made of spaghetti. That sucker really went down in a hurry did it not?

They are simply going to have to make bridges a bit tougher with drivers like ol" Bubba and ol' Ali around or else they will have ti take away their trucking licenses, but I would hate to be the cop enforcing that issue. Ugh!

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Funny Mischief at the Car Wash - Video

I sense slightly that this one may have been set up. Who has a camera in just the right position at the car wash? Not I. Although with all of the camera cell phones out there, it is possible.

In any event the hijinks from it all are quite funny. I do know that at some of those car washes you cannot shut off the hose no matter what. I think I would have gone to where the hose hangs from the ceiling and started trying to tame the beast from that angle.

Let's have a look:

Well, setup or not I found that one to be fun. Not sure why the one dude spent so much time on the ground. Was he hurt or just hiding from the hose? I dunno. Do you?

I think that these guys should stay away from the do it yourself car washes. They are more the full service types I believe.

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A Funny Case of Wild Police Hot Pursuit

Apparently a police high speed hot pursuit does not mean quite the same thing in Romania as it means in most other parts of the world. Such a phrase usually draws visions of flashing squad car lights, loud police sirens wailing their song and near brushes with death as tires squeal around sharp corners.

In Romania, the police move at a different pace than in America. In Romania the police, they...well, they...Perhaps it would be easier just to watch for yourself:



Yes! That certainly was a dangerous high speed hot pursuit. It is truly amazing that the officers are able to keep up such a rapid chase. Did you skin your knee when you tripped officer? That must really hurt!

Yes, officer, is this your gun? It seems you dropped it because you were in such a hurry. Oh, no! Don't worry! I won't tell your captain.

At least the Romanian police can boast that they have very few fatalities due to high speed pursuits.

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Alcoholic Monkeys in the Caribbean - Video

A friend of mine alerted me to this story on YouTube, and since he does not have a blog I decided to blog it for him. Imagine you are vacationing at a quiet little Caribbean getaway, lazing along side the pool with nary a care in the world.

Your waitress arrives toting a pina colada, a long island iced tea, or some similar vacation style cocktail featuring those tiny umbrellas with an excessively ample measure of booze.

Suddenly, a small alcoholic vervet monkey appears out of nowhere, and, after absconding with your drink, he disappears even faster than he appeared.

Sound far fetched? Watch and learn:



It seems that alcoholic monkeys are worse than their human counterparts.

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Top Answering Machine and Voice Mail Greetings

Aah! The answering machine and voice mail greetings! How did we ever get along before they were invented? Phones used to just ring, ring and ring some more, and no one would answer them, not even a machine. It is so hard to imagine, isn't it, yet it wasn't that long ago?

We have compiled right here for your viewing pleasure a few of the top voice mail-answering machine greetings ever recorded. Some of the very best greetings have been placed right here on our modest blog.

Our first vid is from down under in Queensland, Australia, and the poster claims that it is the real deal--an actual message used on an answering machine at the Maroochydore High School no less.

The fine clientele here at McCafferty's Pub are a bit skeptical of that claim, but let's have a listen anyway:



If that is an actual greeting at Maroochydore High School, there is nothing like deliberately alienating the students' parents is there?

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Ever visit a psychiatrist? Me neither, but some folks do.

Here is a greeting that one shrink might leave on his voice mail:



Don't ask me why, but somehow it seems that greeting would prove comforting for one who is hurting psychologically.
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Stephfon Bennett of Columbus, Ohio, must be one hopelessly romantic son of a gun. Either that or he is so full of himself that he assumes women can not resist his charms.

The question is do his charms consist of a boyish grin and a sparkling wit, or instead do they comprise just the business end of a Saturday night special?

You see, it seems that 20-year-old Stephfon and two accomplices allegedly robbed Diana Martinez and her friend late last Sunday night on the North side of Columbus and they did point a gun at Diana's head in the process.

But that is the ordinary part of our tale, if you can call having a pistol pointed at your head ordinary. The extraordinary part is that two hours after the robbery, Stephfon returned to the scene of the crime and asked Diana out on a date.

Quick thinker that Diana is, she asked her cousin to call the police while she talked to Stephon, stalling him until police arrived. And arrive they did, arresting Stephfon right in front of the house on charges of aggravated robbery.

"We are not exactly sure what he was thinking at the time," said Columbus police Sgt. Sean Laird. "It's never happened, in my eight years and some months. I've never had anything like this before."

Stephfon's yearning for love has landed him a home in the Franklin County jail in lieu of $92,000 bail, and maybe he will also receive a mention in the Guinness Book of World Records as the world's most naive robber.

Did he believe that he looked rather dashing and impressive as he held his pistola to Diana's temple, so much so that he assumed that he stole her heart in that one fleeting moment? Why else would he have returned to the scene of the crime to parlay his freedom for one solitary chance at love?

The following video is a TV news report on the incident:



Stephfon must be one optimistic Romeo, or is he so hubristic that he cannot imagine any woman turning down an offer of love with the Stephfon Bennett?

Is it possible he had recently watched the movie Bonnie and Clyde, and did he picture Diana as Bonnie Parker and himself as Clyde Barrow? Did he believe she would drop her life to run off and live with him as 21st century desperadoes on the lam?

And what do his accomplices in crime think as they, in total shock, watch the details of Stephon's folly on TV? Are they bright enough to realize that Stephfon is right now making a deal for a shorter prison sentence in exchange for providing their names and location to the police?

Aah! The folly of young love never ceases to amaze.

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Baby Chick Fights Off Monitor Lizard - Videos

This is either one tough baby chick or else one wimpy monitor lizard. The not too bright lizard tries to make breakfast out of this baby chick with ridiculous results.

The chick gives a whole new meaning to over easy, because this is one lil' chick who isn't a pushover for anyone. And that includes this lizard that only gives a half-hearted attempt at dining on chicken today.



I think that lizard will starve if that is the best it can do at securing himself a meal.

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This black labrador is totally confused in the next video and practically has a fit when he sees a vid of his roommate, the cat. Which one is your pal Felix the Cat, huh puppy? I don't know if you don't know Fido. Maybe there are two of them now.



It is pretty obvious that this pup is not tech saavy. Take some technology classes pooch because you will never make it far in this modern high tech society if you cannot even deal with a cat video. Poor puppy.

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Save Water - Pee in the Shower - Video

It's a slogan that began in Brazil. Save Water! "Save the Atlantic rainforest! Pee in the Shower!" Suddenly, what all mothers taught their sons and daughters not to do is now chic and considered the right thing to do.

The video below is the work of a Brazilian environmental group, SOS Mata Atlantica, whose goal is to save the Brazilian rainforest. I do not know why saving water will help save the rainforest, but I will take their word for it.

The logic behind taking a leak in the shower is simply a numbers game. One person urinating in the shower instead of the toilet once a day will save about 1,100 gallons of water a year. If every person on the planet joined in, the resultant savings would be over 6.5 trillion gallons of water saved every year.

That is some serious conservation folks.

The following video is in Portuguese so most will not be able to understand it, but the message is that people from all walks of life, from a trapeze artist to a basketball player to even an alien, are all urinating in the shower to save water.

Have a look:



This water saving campaign has legs and may go viral worldwide. Just remember, next time you shower, urinate for mother nature.

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Weird Redneck Fish and Sexy Girl - Videos

While traveling the Net, I ran into a very funny guy by the name of Larry Graves over at ning.com. Larry is a clever fellow who likes to bill himself as the Canadian Studmuffin.

I readily admit that I did not research the studmuffin component of Larry's character and, frankly, I sense no burning desire to do so. For those of you who are so inclined, head on over to Larry Graves and knock yourself out.

What I did explore though is Larry's humor, and I learned that he is a very clever guy who is capable of doing strange things with fish tanks. I thought I would present a portion of Larry's wit, which oftentimes manifests a Redneck bite to it. In fact, our first vid is Larry's creation and is called Weird Fish.

Have a Look at Weird Fish by Larry Graves:



Well, that is truly one ugly fish. There is no doubt about that.

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Our second vid is also a product of the imagination of Larry Graves, who, in this video, abandoned his fish tank for a sojourn into the real world. The video is entitled Sexy Girl, and the female lead is played by Taylor Amelia, an actress who has absolutely no difficulty convincing anyone that she is, indeed, a sexy girl, a very sexy girl in fact.

Please give a look at Sexy Girl:



I don't believe that Phil made a decision there that most other men would agree with.

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Jill and Kevin's Wedding Entrance

Jill and Kevin got married last week in Saint Paul, Minnesota, but it wasn't your normal everyday type of wedding. They didn't even walk down the aisle.

Instead they danced down it. Their wedding "dance" has been a big hit in video circles and they have even been on the Today Show because of it. Take a look.



As an Irishman, I will take any excuse to party, and weddings and funerals often make the best parties. I do not believe that Jill or Kevin are Irish, but you could have fooled me.

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Cops Find Baby Squirrel Hiding in Woman's Cleavage - Video

Police detectives in Warren, Ohio, got one nutty surprise as they were interviewing a woman about a murder investigation. During the course of the interview with the woman, who dressed in a low cut tank top to show off her more than ample cleavage, Homicide detective Wayne Mackey was somewhat taken aback when a baby squirrel popped from between the woman's rather large breasts.

Actually Mackey was more than taken aback, he was stunned. "No, I was not prepared to see a woodland creature in the interview room," Mackey said.

"I just kept right on talking to her and listening to her. I didn't acknowledge it at all."

Whether or not Mackey's response is correct police procedure for such a situation is unknown. It is not a subject that is adequately covered in the police academy.

Perhaps following Mackey's lead, the woman also did not discuss the event either. As the squirrel struggled from between its two cozy pillows, the woman merely snatched the rodent up and stashed it back between its human nests.

"I really didn't know what to say," said Mackey. Do not despair Detective Mackey, many a virginal lad has been dumbfounded into stunned silence when confronted with previously unknown secrets of the female anatomy.

Neither the woman nor her pal Rocky were taken into custody.



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Building Collapses with Man Inside or Does it? - Video

Is this man trapped in a horrible accident and does he eventually fall to his death inside this collapsing building? You be the judge by watching the video:



Initially it appears that this man is caught in a horrible accident as this building partially collapses with him still inside. However, if you carefully examine the footage, you can see that as the wall starts to fall, he jumps to the floor.

After the wall falls, he is lying on the floor where the window used to be. You cannot see him on the floor because of the angle of the camera. This is a very good fake, but it is a fake nonetheless.

The man gave himself away by his not so very good (meaning poor) acting. He feigns panic supposedly not knowing what to do as the wall begins to go. But it is not like any panic I have ever seen.

In addition the man is on the young side, and who is it who are always trying to put fake videos on YouTube? Young people. Nice fake though.

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The Worst Laugh on Earth

Today's first video brings you the absolute worst laugh on the planet Earth. The young man saddled with the burden of the world's worst laugh resides in France, which is hardly an achievement that many French would brag about.

A co-worker tells our hero a joke in French, of course, to get him laughing for the camera, and that is enough to induce our man to produce his remarkable laugh. So without further ado, please get a load of the world's worst laugh:

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The Smartest Monkey You Will Ever See

The monkey credited as being the world's smartest is really an orangutan, which is close enough to monkey for us. The only parts of the world where orangutans still live naturally in the wild are the forests of the Southeast Asian islands of Sumatra and Borneo,* which indicates that they are truly an endangered species.

Our orange little buddy was clever enough to short wire the electric fence keeping him inside his compound. How the fellow figured out how to short wire an electrical circuit is anybody's guess, but it is quite impressive that he did.

He also was smart enough to build up a mound of debris to assist in his escape. Take a look at our clever little monkey:



*Source: Smithsonian National Zoological Park

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Slip and Slide Extravaganza

Ron and friends had the house to themselves while the parents were on vacation. How do you think the young lads entertained themselves while mom and dad were away?

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The tough economy is affecting all of us in different ways. Take a look at how some folks are cutting back:

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Bull in an Irish Supervalu

A young bull somehow managed to escape from nearby stockyards in Ballinrobe, County Mayo, Ireland, recently. He must have missed his family and tried looking for them in the meat department of the local Supervalu store.

The lost bovine may very well have been staring his long lost uncle right in the rump roast, but apparently did not recognize his relation in his current state. Have a look at the action for yourself:



That reporter certainly has a flair for using puns, but she probably would have a different attitude if she were the one looking for lost relations in the local deli.

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Why You Should Let Sleeping Dogs Lie - Video

Have you ever heard of the expression, "Let sleeping dogs lie?" There is a great deal of common sense behind this expression, but this video adds yet another reason to heed the wisdom of the quote--a reason no one ever thought of before. Please don't try this at home because Fido may turn on you if you do.




Ouch! Suddenly I have a headache.

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I am not sure why I like animal videos so much, but I do. Our second video may be another animal video that features a dog genius or it may just be David Blaine in disguise. You will have to judge for yourself because I am not sure.



Yes! That is David Blaine alright. I don't even know why I doubted it.

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Punk'd in the Men's Room - Videos

Everybody takes using public restrooms for granted. You enter, do your business, and leave. It cannot get more basic than that.

But today we have some situations where folks got punk'd because they assumed it was just that easy. In our first video, a restroom surprisingly shows up where it is least expected.

Watch the fun:

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In the second video our hero convinces unsuspecting passersby to take a photograph of folks exiting an outhouse. Little do the passersby know that they are being set up to be punk'd.

Let's watch:

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I Want it Now!

Kids are often a barrel of laughs, especially if they are your kids. When they are very young, they are incredibly cute, but they often get into the most ridiculous mischief.

That is what happened here. A little girl saw some toys she wanted, so she decided to go after them regardless of the consequences. Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead.

This video has been seen in a few places even though it is not that old. Even David Letterman has had it on his show. So, if you have already seen it, ah well.

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We do not know what this little girl will do for a living when she grows up, but you can be sure that she will excel at it. She does not understand the concept "it cannot be done."

And how about that mother? Obviously, this little girl has done this sort of thing before. Most mothers would be freaking out, but this one takes it all in stride. Just another day in the life.

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The Great Escape!

What can be just as cute and funny as kids? Pets. Just like kids, pets can be just hilarious. Our second video depicts a very resourceful dog who is locked inside a fenced in yard. Spot knows there is a great big world out there just waiting for him, if he can only find a way out of his prison.

Whoever said that dogs cannot climb trees has not met our dog Spot. This dog is so smart that his owners are enrolling him to go to school with people. Atta boy, Spot.

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Kids and Pets! What a Treat!

How about both kids and pets? Combine the cuteness of kids with the unpredictability of pets or animals and you have a surefire winner.



What did I tell you? Way too cute.

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More Japanese Game Show Humor - Video

It has been a long time between Japanese game show posts, so it is back to the Orient we travel to see what is happening with Japan's clever game show industry. In our first vid our heroes take advantage of age enhancing makeup to make them look like old men, which, of course, will excuse some behavior that we might not otherwise tolerate from a younger person.

The first video is my favorite, and in it these clever characters pull some pretty funny shenanigans. Have a look:

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The second video is another Japanese game show vid that is just total silliness. The object is for the contestants to catch the marshmallow in their mouths, but they are restrained by a large rubber band held over their faces.

Let's take a look:

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Curiosity Scares the Pants off This Missus - Funny Video

This missus just had a gun instruction lesson but still remains quite curious about the weapon. Her husband decides to teach her a lesson about gun safety at her expense. Although this video has been around for awhile, it is a very funny one and is definitely one I would not miss.

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Redneck Dumb and Dumber - Video FAIL

Unfortunately some folks just do not have enough sense to come in out of the rain. Some of them, like in our first video, make their own rain and get into trouble over it.

But that just makes it that much more fun to laugh at their antics.

In the first video, our hero answers nature's call next to an electric fence. Bad idea, Joe Bob!

Watch the shenanigans:



I do believe that our hero may require some first aid in a rather sensitive area of the anatomy. And he also ruined a pair of pants in the process.

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It is difficult to determine which one of our redneck geniuses is Dumb and which on is Dumber. In our next video our man decides to demonstrate his athleticism by walking from post to post.

It turns out that he is not quite the jock he thought he was. Of course, there is pain involved and embarrassment too. Let's look in on our hero as he tackles his obstacle course:



Now...be thankful you are safe and sound in front of your computer instead of embarrassing yourself in front of the whole world like our hero.

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