Showing posts with label bull. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bull. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Drunks and Mechanical Bulls - Funny Video

Drunk humor can be some of the best humor, with this vid being no exception. Many of you may feel that mechanical bulls are old news, and you would be right for the most part.

However, this video is one of the exceptions. In this vid we have a young lady who appears sober enough, but looks can be deceiving. I can tell you that I have watched it several times, and I continue to laugh out loud each time I view it.

In my mind, that is the sign of a truly funny video. Have a look:




Rocky, the Drunken Squirrel
Alcoholic Elephants on the Rampage
Drunken Redneck Ukrainian Wedding Fight
Drunk Video Humor
Drunk and Not-So-Dumb Blonde Humor

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Sunday, April 26, 2009

Slip N Slide, You're Fired, Bull in Irish Shop - Videos

Slip and Slide Extravaganza

Ron and friends had the house to themselves while the parents were on vacation. How do you think the young lads entertained themselves while mom and dad were away?



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You're fired

The tough economy is affecting all of us in different ways. Take a look at how some folks are cutting back:



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Bull in an Irish Supervalu

A young bull somehow managed to escape from nearby stockyards in Ballinrobe, County Mayo, Ireland, recently. He must have missed his family and tried looking for them in the meat department of the local Supervalu store.

The lost bovine may very well have been staring his long lost uncle right in the rump roast, but apparently did not recognize his relation in his current state. Have a look at the action for yourself:



That reporter certainly has a flair for using puns, but she probably would have a different attitude if she were the one looking for lost relations in the local deli.
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A Phew Phunny Photos You'll Like
More Funny Animal Videos
Ain't Nothing More Fun Than Kids and Pets

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Friday, March 2, 2007

First Mortgage

A pit bull was sitting around the dog house one day and decided that his tattered home needed a make over. “I have to get a home improvement loan to fix this place up,” he thought. “This place is going to the dogs.”

So he trotted down to his local mortgage company to inquire about a mortgage and was greeted by Patricia Whack, a brand new loan officer starting her first day on the job.

Patricia was a bit unnerved that her very first customer would be a dog--and a pit bull at that. However, she took it in stride and began taking the loan application.

The pit bull was also concerned that he might not get the loan because, after all, he was just a dog. So he decided to embellish things a bit by mentioning that his father was none other than Mick Jagger.

“Really?“ said Patricia, looking a bit incredulous. The dog also produced a small, porcelain pink elephant to use as additional collateral.

After taking the loan application, Patricia took the papers into her boss’s office to get the loan approved. Naturally, she was somewhat anxious to complete her first transaction as a loan officer, and she remembered the pink elephant the pit bull had given her. As her manager studied the pit bull’s loan application she took out the small trinket and said, “he also gave me this as collateral. What is it?”

Looking up, her boss replied, “It’s a knick-knack, Patty Whack. Give the dog a loan. His old man’s a Rolling Stone.”

Copyright 2007. Seamus McCafferty. All rights reserved.

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