McCafferty's Pub Radio News
We are reporting breaking news today. It seems that an unemployed zoologist went on a tranquilizer rampage at the San Diego Zoo today, randomly shooting his tranquilizer gun at staff and visitors leaving many brutally sedated zoo patrons in his wake.
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I personally have never been "brutally" sedated, so I can only imagine what a vicious moment it was. When are we going to develop a system to keep these hapless unemployed zoologists in check before any more of them go viciously postal?
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More Breaking News: Wealthy Housewife Learns Spanish for Some Reason.
A millionaire housewife mysteriously took it upon herself to learn Spanish for some reason. Now Claire Thompson speaks to her domestic help in their native language.
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This one is completely unexplainable. Why would a rich housewife want to know how to speak Spanish? Go figure.
Perhaps her husband should take her to a psychiatrist because she must be sick?
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1 comments:
"they were slowly falling down and gently falling asleep"
HA HA! That poor eyewitness sounds pretty distraught! You just shouldn't mess with the unemployed zoologist, I guess. :)
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