Top Answering Machine and Voice Mail Greetings

Aah! The answering machine and voice mail greetings! How did we ever get along before they were invented? Phones used to just ring, ring and ring some more, and no one would answer them, not even a machine. It is so hard to imagine, isn't it, yet it wasn't that long ago?

We have compiled right here for your viewing pleasure a few of the top voice mail-answering machine greetings ever recorded. Some of the very best greetings have been placed right here on our modest blog.

Our first vid is from down under in Queensland, Australia, and the poster claims that it is the real deal--an actual message used on an answering machine at the Maroochydore High School no less.

The fine clientele here at McCafferty's Pub are a bit skeptical of that claim, but let's have a listen anyway:



If that is an actual greeting at Maroochydore High School, there is nothing like deliberately alienating the students' parents is there?

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Ever visit a psychiatrist? Me neither, but some folks do.

Here is a greeting that one shrink might leave on his voice mail:



Don't ask me why, but somehow it seems that greeting would prove comforting for one who is hurting psychologically.
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Redneck Wireless Telehone Call

Sometimes you get that phone call that you simply have to take. But, when nature calls, you really cannot ignore that either. The result might very well end up like this, except that this redneck men’s room has no walls.

Well, that simply makes for more interesting conversations and undoubtedly for some animated observations from the voyeur in all of us.

Personally, I am going to hang around to see if that woman in 44D intends to take a shower this morning. Rumor has it that she uses soap-on-a-rope, and that is something that really should be verified first hand.

You simply cannot delegate responsibility for a duty as solemn as that, nor would I stoop to burdening others with such a daunting task. I just will not presume to ask another to perform a chore that I am not willing to undertake myself.

Although, for some reason, I sense that the building’s water pressure may be compromised a tad today. Perhaps it has something to do with a rumor going around regarding a city condemnation order.

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