Showing posts with label zoologist. Show all posts
Showing posts with label zoologist. Show all posts

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Worst Laugh and Smartest Monkey on Earth - Videos

The Worst Laugh on Earth

Today's first video brings you the absolute worst laugh on the planet Earth. The young man saddled with the burden of the world's worst laugh resides in France, which is hardly an achievement that many French would brag about.

A co-worker tells our hero a joke in French, of course, to get him laughing for the camera, and that is enough to induce our man to produce his remarkable laugh. So without further ado, please get a load of the world's worst laugh:



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The Smartest Monkey You Will Ever See

The monkey credited as being the world's smartest is really an orangutan, which is close enough to monkey for us. The only parts of the world where orangutans still live naturally in the wild are the forests of the Southeast Asian islands of Sumatra and Borneo,* which indicates that they are truly an endangered species.

Our orange little buddy was clever enough to short wire the electric fence keeping him inside his compound. How the fellow figured out how to short wire an electrical circuit is anybody's guess, but it is quite impressive that he did.

He also was smart enough to build up a mound of debris to assist in his escape. Take a look at our clever little monkey:



*Source: Smithsonian National Zoological Park

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Monday, September 22, 2008

Breaking News: Zoologist Goes on Tranquilizing Rampage


McCafferty's Pub Radio News

We are reporting breaking news today. It seems that an unemployed zoologist went on a tranquilizer rampage at the San Diego Zoo today, randomly shooting his tranquilizer gun at staff and visitors leaving many brutally sedated zoo patrons in his wake.

Podcast-It's like watching a video with your eyes closed!

Listen to the following podcast for more information:



I personally have never been "brutally" sedated, so I can only imagine what a vicious moment it was. When are we going to develop a system to keep these hapless unemployed zoologists in check before any more of them go viciously postal?

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More Breaking News: Wealthy Housewife Learns Spanish for Some Reason.

A millionaire housewife mysteriously took it upon herself to learn Spanish for some reason. Now Claire Thompson speaks to her domestic help in their native language.

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Check out the podcast for the radio news report:




This one is completely unexplainable. Why would a rich housewife want to know how to speak Spanish? Go figure.

Perhaps her husband should take her to a psychiatrist because she must be sick?

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