Redneck Mercedes

Leave it to a redneck to degrade a classic vehicle like a Mercedes simply to enable viewing the world sideways. The driver of this sedan gets to see what might have been if he had a yen to lean towards the southpaw in him.

One usually tries not to look back where he has been simply to avoid second guessing himself. However, prudence demands that you do spend some time looking where you are going. That could prove to be a challenge in this vehicle.

If nothing else, a sore neck is a likely result.

As for the video, there is a language barrier in this one, but the gist of the message is that the homeowner had grown tired of traffic in front of his home constantly exceeding the speed limit. Thus, he craftily devised a certain revenge to teach the lead-footed drivers a lesson.

I think that the law may not agree with his point of view in this instance. But that is the price that may be extracted when one exhibits a steadfast determination to play the role of vigilante.



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Redneck Rest Room

It is the redneck influence again. This is obviously not your ordinary restroom. It may be too clever to be labeled redneck, but it is definitely out of the ordinary.

It is a very clever and totally original idea for a video, although it must have cost a few dollars to set it up. To have back to back rest rooms with glass in place of the mirror alone must have cost a bit. You could only do this in Europe because multi-gender restrooms would not go over well in the US.

The woman in grey does not really look that much like her “reflection” on the other side of the glass, but people obviously do not notice that. There are getting to be some very clever videos out there, and I believe that they will only get better as more people start trying to do them.



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Another Group of Irish Drinking Stories, Proverbs and Blessings

Here are another group of Irish drinking stories, proverbs and blessings:

A grumpy old curmudgeon of a man enters the parish office of the Holy Rosary Catholic Church, immediately spots the office secretary and says to her, "I want to join this damn church."

“I beg your pardon, sir,” the astonished secretary replies. “I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?”

“Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn church!”

“I'm very sorry sir, but vile language is not tolerated at the Holy Rosary Church.”

The secretary leaves her desk to find the pastor. In the pastor's study she informs Father O’Reilly of her foul mouthed visitor. The pastor agrees that the secretary should not have to listen to such foul language.

They both return to front office and Father O’Reilly asks, “Sir, what seems to be the problem here?”

“There is no damn problem!” the curmudgeon says. “I just won $200 million in the damn lottery, and I want to join this damn church to get rid of some of this damn money.”

“I see,” says the priest. “And is this bitch giving you a hard time?”

*****

O’Shaughnessy himself and his wife, Elizabeth, had four boys. The older three had red hair, light skin, and were tall, which are all typical Irish traits, while the youngest son had black hair, dark eyes, and was short.

O’Shaughnessy became so seriously ill that he knew he wasn’t long for this world. As he was lying on his deathbed, he asked his wife, “Honey, before I die, you must be totally honest with me. Is our youngest son my child?"

Elizabeth replied, "I swear on the Blarney stone and everything that's holy that he is your son.”

Satisfied, at that moment O’Shaughnessy passed away.

Elizabeth then muttered, “Thank the Lord he didn't ask about the other three.”

*****

Sean and his wife, Patty, wake up in the middle of the night to a pounding on their front door. Sean rushes downstairs to see what the ruckus is about.

He opens his door to a drunk, who is soaking wet from the rain asking him for a push.

"Are you kidding?” Says Sean. “It is 3AM, go away!”

Sean slams the door heading back upstairs to go back to bed. Once he is there, his wife asks him what happened and he explains to her about the drunk.

"You should be ashamed of yourself, Sean O‘Brien!” Patty replies. “Don't you remember when we were stuck out in the rain in the middle of the night and we needed help. If those nice neighbors hadn't helped us we would have spent the night in our car. Now, you go out there and give that poor man a push.”

Sean gets dressed for the weather, heading downstairs to help the poor drunk. As he walks outside he calls into the darkness, “Hello, are you still there? Do you still need a push?”

The drunk calls back “Yes, thank you so much, I do.”

“Where are you?” asks Sean.

“Over, here on the porch swing.”

*****

And another Irish Blessing:

May your heart be light and happy
May your smile be big and wide
And may your pockets always have
A tinkle of gold inside.

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Redneck Dance King

Imagine, if you will, a sense of freedom that permits you to shed your inhibitions and bare your inner soul letting the rest of society experience your emotions of the moment first hand. Not many of us have such freedom at any given moment. Many of us never allow that inner self to express itself…ever.

We bundle up and shelter our real thoughts and emotions from everyone else much the same as we bundle up our bodies with garments to protect us from winter’s chill.

Instead we erect an emotional façade that makes us feel safe. Letting the inner you out into the real world is a big social risk that most of us will not take.

Yet, there is something to be said for feeling so good that you simply let yourself go and do not worry about what other folks think. Here is an excellent example of such freedom of expression. The man’s actions truly represent his inner feelings of the moment.

Like most rednecks, he is unafraid to bare the inner man. Your average redneck usually doesn't know any better. This one obviously doesn't care.

And he is no spring chicken. He probably has at least a few aches and pains from little nicks he took over the years. Those little nicks happen to us all over the years. Yet there he is, letting it all hang out.

Does he look goofy? That is for you to decide. Many of us will envy his willingness to let himself go. I do not think that Hillary Clinton or Rudy Giuliani have any chance of ever being caught in such a moment, and they are people who are lauded as examples of accomplished folk to be emulated.

Personally, this man‘s style is more worthy of emulation, thank you. Not his dancing ability, of course--just his freedom of expression. Please do not try to imitate his dance routines. You may hurt yourself.

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Kids in Funny Photos

Now this is one talented lad.


Young man, ten years from now, the ladies will not be able to keep their hands off of you. Actually, make that six years. Kids start younger these days.

Actually, this young boy is sitting on a fountain and diverting its flow. Did the photo fool you?

*****

Man overboa…wait. It’s kitty overboard!


I am guessing that none of the occupants of this raft bargained for this type of ride-especially the cat. The young lady in the middle looks like she will not be far behind the feline, whose departing thoughts were probably, “you dropped the poop.”

For those not in the know, “you dropped the poop” is a phrase that seems to be taking over the Internet. It means that you messed up, or “oh, sh…t .”

*****

“Mom, is that your butt?”


This kid is in for a heck of a letdown in ten or twelve years. After having been exposed to a butt like this in his youth, his level of expectations once he is a teenager is bound to be completely unrealistic .

If this kid ends up wanting a girl just like the girl that married dear old dad, he will probably be going to wait a long time. Cause there ain’t that many out there like that.

*****

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Remarkable Dancing Parrot

This dancing parrot is remarkably entertaining and actually has a very good sense of rhythm.

*****

The patrons at McCafferty’s Pub want to huff and puff a bit about their remarkable wit and broadcast to the world that we won the In Your Face award, which was presented to us by none other than the Mattress Police over at MattressPolice.com.






The cops over at the precinct house have a caption contest most Fridays inviting any interested members of the public, who feel a might clever, to enter the contest and submit captions for a photograph that is posted on Fridays.

Below is the photo with the winning caption submitted by McCafferty’s Pub.



Runner up caption was "You had me at hello...then you flung feces.."

2nd runner up was “Since the invention of the kiss, there have only been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one was not one of them.”

Before you dis us here at McCafferty’s, consider how difficult it is to come up with a clever caption. Go on over to MattressPolice.com today and see if you are able to come up with a clever caption for the current contest.

It’s not that easy is it?

McCafferty’s wants to thank Diesel, the chief inspector over at the precinct house, for the opportunity to enter the contest and all of the happy folks over at Humor-Blogs.com for their unending viral spreading of the humorous thoughts and jokes dished up by the members.





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A Few Blonde Jokes and a Blonde Video

Here are a few blonde jokes to brighten your day and a blonde video too.

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to change her hair color to brunette. Once she had brown hair, she decided to take a relaxing drive in the country.

After driving through a rural area for a while, she saw a farmer with a flock of sheep and thought, "Oh! Those sheep are just adorable!"

The blonde pulled over to the side of the road, got out of her car and walked over to the farmer asking him, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?"

The farmer was a bit of a gambler, so he agreed to go along with the bet.

The blonde looked at the flock for a few moments then guessed, “157.”

“Wow!” said the amazed farmer. She was right, hitting the exact number right on the head!

So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette, remember), picked one out, put it into the back seat of her car and prepared to leave.

But before she could go, the farmer walked up to her car and asked, “If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?”

*****

Okay, she wasn't too smart, but at least she was cute.

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A gorgeous blonde was at a pizza shop picking up her pizza order when the clerk asked if she wanted it cut into six pieces or twelve.

"Six, please,” she replied. “I could never eat twelve."

*****

A blonde walked into the library, stormed up to the front desk and said, "I have a complaint!"

"Yes, Ma'am?" said the startled librarian peering up at her.

"I borrowed a book last week and it was just horrible!"

The puzzled librarian asked "Well, what was wrong with it?"

"It had way too many characters and absolutely no plot whatsoever!" stated the blonde.

“Ahh!” Nodded the librarian. “You must be the person who took our phone book."

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Vanessa Hudgens Wins Poll, Keeps Her Job

As promised we are posting the results of our poll about that oh so naughty Vanessa Hudgens. You will recall that we asked if should she be dismissed by the Disney Channel because she carelessly allowed nude photos of herself to be leaked onto the Internet.

Poor Vanessa has been the subject of intense scrutiny for two months now since the offending photographs seemed to spontaneously appear in virtually every corner of the Internet. It is rumored that even a few computer monitors at the Vatican in Rome strayed into the nether regions of the Internet for a gander at the risqué photos of the remarkably cute star of “High School Musical 2.”













Although we are certain that the Vatican’s purpose of visiting the loins of the Net was merely for educational reasons rather than simply prurient interest. How, for example, can a priest bestow a fitting penance to sinning parishioners without a complete understanding of the subject matter? He truly cannot. So, thus explains the only cause for any straying monitor from within the holy walls of the sacred Vatican City.

Hopefully, those wandering religious eyes had the prudence to protect their identity by using a proxy service. No need for the tabloids to cause a ruckus and turn a Hollywood un-scandal into a Vatican one.

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If you will recall the poll asked should Disney fire Vanessa Hudgens and hire someone new for the filming of High School Musical 3?

The possible answers:

1) Yes, Can the slut!
2) No, she’s way too cute.
3) No, make her wash my car while wearing her bikini instead.
4) Yes, and spank her in public.

Here are the Grand totals:
Yes - 29.2%
No - 70.8%

The results show a landslide victory for keeping Vanessa on to star in “High School Musical 3.”

The powers that be at the Disney Channel were obviously listening, because it was reported this week that, yes, Disney definitely intends to keep Vanessa on for HSM3. It was also reported that she has signed to do the sequel at a substantial raise, no less.

It obviously pays to be both talented and incredibly cute.

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The Greatest Breasts in the World

We hate to admit it but we are stooping on this one. This is rather base humor and will be appreciated by the guys more than the women. However, it is definitely unique and very entertaining.

There is no nudity, but the title speaks for itself.



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Another Batch of Irish Drinking Stories and Irish Blessings

Yet again we are providing a few more Irish drinking stories and blessings.

As an elderly couple were driving through County Kerry, Ireland, they were pulled over by the police. Eileen, who was driving, rolled down her window as the police officer approached and asked, “Ma'am, did you know that you were speeding?”

Eileen turned to her husband, Paddy, and asked, “What did he say?”

Knowing his wife was hard of hearing, Paddy shouted into her ear, “He said you were speeding!”

The officer said, “May I see your license, please?”

Eileen, once again turned to her husband, Paddy, and said, “What did he say?”

Again, Paddy shouted, “He wants to see your license!”

As Eileen handed her license to the police officer, he said, “I see that you are from Cork. I spent some time there once and had the worst date I have ever had.”

Again, Eileen turned to Paddy asking, “What did he say?”

Paddy shouted quite loudly, “He thinks he knows you!”

*****

As Michael and Sean were walking home after a night at the pub, Michael turned and said to Sean, “What an incredible night, just look at that beautiful moon.”

Sean stopped dead in his tracks, looked at Michael and said, “You are wrong, Michael. That's not the moon, that's the sun.”

They both stood there arguing until a drunk approached from the other direction. They stopped him and asked, “Sir, could you please help settle our argument? What is that up in the sky. Is it the sun or the moon?”

The drunk looked up toward the sky. Then he turned toward them, and said, “Sorry, I don't live around here.”

*****

O’Brien aspired to be an accountant, so he went down to take the Irish accountancy exam.

The examiner asked him, “If I give you two rabbits and then I give you another two rabbits, how many rabbits do you have in all?”

O’Brien replied, “five.”

The examiner answered, “Five? No, now listen to me carefully once again. If I give you two rabbits and then I give you another two rabbits, how many rabbits do you have?”

Again O‘Brien replied, “five.”

The examiner was beginning to get flustered, so he said, “Let's try this another way. If I give you two bottles of beer and then I give you another two bottles of beer, how many bottles of beer do you have?”

“Four,” answered O’Brien.

“Good!” said the examiner. “Now, if I give you two rabbits and then I give you another two rabbits, how many rabbits do you have in all?”

Again O‘Brien replied, “five.”

Exasperated, the examiner pleaded, “How on earth do you figure that two lots of two rabbits equals five?”

Said O‘Brien, “I already have one rabbit at home.”

*****

And another Irish blessing:

May your heart be light and happy,
May your smile be big and wide,
And may your pockets always have
a coin or two inside!

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Redneck Treehugger

The owner of this property must be one heavy duty redneck for carrying tree hugging a notch too far. Some folks get so wrapped up in a cause that they eventually end up wearing blinders, and that could be the situation here. The owner cannot see the forest for his trees, since at least two of them are growing right through his building.

I like shade as much as the next guy, but imagine the extra labor you would need to expend annually just to maintain the precarious balance existing here between man and nature.

As the trees grow the trunks will thicken and you will have to remove a little of the roof, a little of the siding on the outside of the building, and who knows what else on the inside of the property. Then you must waterproof any areas where nature meets man-made materials. Case in point: notice the green waterproofing around the spots where the trunks run through the roof.

Then, what about the bugs that always come with trees? You cannot keep them out of the building because, if they can get into the tree, they can get inside the structure.

Also, that does not take into account the damage that the roots might do to the foundation of the building.

The nagging question here is the chicken or the egg dilemma. Which came first? Was the building built around the trees or did the trees grow through the building? The latter might simply be the result of a person’s procrastinating nature.

“Yeah, I have to get around to trimming out those trees growing here in the house, but, I am getting too much pressure at work. Maybe I will get to it next week or next month.”

Next month becomes next June, which becomes next year. Soon…Voila! You have the situation you see before you.

Maybe it’s like those people you read about that had their home condemned by the city because they allowed 89 cats to run loose in the place. It probably started with only a couple of cats, then they had a litter…and then another litter…and so on.

But if the building’s owner removes the trees now, major reconstruction will be needed to cover up the areas where the trees grew through the building.

This situation will teach you not to procrastinate. I intend to learn from this, and, whatever needs to be done around my home, I will do it now!

Right after my nap.



The video quite literally presents a different type of treehugger. This redneck lumberjack has placed a unique label on his version of tree hugging. I don't think I ever want to be quite that radical, thank you. Ooh! That has to hurt!

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Redneck Car Surfing Videos

It is car surfing and it is huge on Youtube.com. Of course, it is not the brightest young men who are doing it. You might say kids with the classic redneck mentality are the ones who embrace it.



Yes sir! I am going to get myself a $35,000 vehicle, saddle myself with $600 monthly payments, and then I am going to foolishly crash that truck into a phone pole. This is so much fun! Why didn’t I think of this before?

Perhaps once this genius realizes the error of his ways, he will steal someone else’s vehicle to use for such pranks. However, that will not pay for his hospitalization expenses. Hopefully, he has good insurance.

Below is another genius car surfer reportedly driving at 70 mph.



Well, at least that one survived and didn’t even crash. Who knows how he braked the vehicle.

Here is one more, and this one is slightly safer, but still very dangerous. I guess boys will be boys.



Notice how the license plate is clearly visible in all of the videos. An enterprising police officer could quite easily go after these young men, if he wanted.

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Redneck Motor Heads

Our first redneck’s name is Joe Bob, and Joe Bob did not know that his car’s transmission should be left in park when he parks the car. Life can be so complicated sometimes. There are so many things you have to remember just to get by these days…Like does the ‘D’ on the gear shift lever stand for done? I’m done driving so I should put the lever on ‘D’ because I’m done. That makes sense.

If there had not been other people who witnessed the incident, this redneck motor head might have assumed that someone had stolen his car while he was pumping gas.



Our 2nd redneck is from the Middle East and his name is Ali Bob. Now, Ali Bob has seen motocross riders on cable TV and he saw Steve McQueen ride a motorcycle in the movie, “The Great Escape,” and he wants to look cool like Steve McQueen did in the movie.

Lots of bikers can ride up and down hills and jump fences like Steve McQueen did, but no one could look as cool as Steve McQueen while they were doing it. Unfortunately, for Ali Bob, he is not there yet. He is no Steve McQueen and probably never will be.

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