Redneck Sets Himself on Fire

The following video is of a redneck who actually sets himself on fire with the help of his so called “friends,” a word used loosely in this context.

When you are still at that immature age where you continue to make questionable decisions, it is probably a wise idea not to listen to your friends who are trying to convince you to set yourself on fire so they can video tape it.

If you get a phone call something like this, stop hanging out with this "friend:"

"Hello, Billy Bob? Yeah, this is Jimbo here. Say, Billy Bob! We’re gonna have a little barbeque tomorra night, so why don’t you come by wearing some heavy clothes and bring some barbeque starter fluid with ya."

"Why? Wall, cuz’ we want to impress the girls by settin’ you onfar and then video tapin’ it."

"What? Ahh, no! There’s no danger. We’ll take good care o you, Billy Bob. You know thet. Okay? See ya then."

You should know that they use the “f” word a couple of times in this one, so you have been warned.


In the next video a couple of racing Porsches bite the dust, which is truly a waste of some fine vehicles.



Our final video shows yet another redneck who is a motorcycle enthusiast who lays waste to his bike through his own poor planning. How do these rednecks get by in a world where they make such huge blunders anyway?



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Redneck Motor Heads

Our first redneck’s name is Joe Bob, and Joe Bob did not know that his car’s transmission should be left in park when he parks the car. Life can be so complicated sometimes. There are so many things you have to remember just to get by these days…Like does the ‘D’ on the gear shift lever stand for done? I’m done driving so I should put the lever on ‘D’ because I’m done. That makes sense.

If there had not been other people who witnessed the incident, this redneck motor head might have assumed that someone had stolen his car while he was pumping gas.



Our 2nd redneck is from the Middle East and his name is Ali Bob. Now, Ali Bob has seen motocross riders on cable TV and he saw Steve McQueen ride a motorcycle in the movie, “The Great Escape,” and he wants to look cool like Steve McQueen did in the movie.

Lots of bikers can ride up and down hills and jump fences like Steve McQueen did, but no one could look as cool as Steve McQueen while they were doing it. Unfortunately, for Ali Bob, he is not there yet. He is no Steve McQueen and probably never will be.

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Creative Redneck Transportation

The redneck version of anything is always special, to say the least. First, we have a truly redneck designed and hand crafted Hog, or motorcycle for the less than hip folks in the audience. The mechanic's love for his machine clearly shows through in the workmanship. The guy even added a headlight and horn to this homemade version of "Harley Heaven."

Although it may not be street legal, you cannot truthfully say it is not special.

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The following video highlights a redneck version of the bicycle built for...umm...two...I think. This transportation is clearly designed for the couple who are clearly saddled with opposing viewpoints.

The rider in the rear...er...rather, the rider to the right decidedly retains the privilege of viewing life from the certitude of hindsight. What's done is done. There is little open to conjecture from his point of view.

The rider to the left, however, is constantly faced with hypothesis and curiosity. What, oh what, lies beyond the next turn? One can only speculate. This machine is proof that perspective is everything.



Next is the redneck lawnmower. Now this is a machine for the weekend lawn jockey in all of us. This grass cutter adds a little panache and flair to what is usually a rather dull chore.

Leave it to the creativity of the redneck mind to tackle lawn work from such a unique perspective.


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