Showing posts with label kitty. Show all posts
Showing posts with label kitty. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Funny Kitty is a Peanut Thief

This is one smart kitty cat. On a scale of 1 - 10, this cat rates an eleven. I personally have never seen a cat that could do what this kitty does. Naturally, the cat uses its highly advanced intellect for illicit purposes--like stealing peanuts.



Have you ever seen a cat unscrew the cap off of a bottle? I haven't. Incredible little kitty. Hopefully, someone can train this kitty to use its intellect for good rather than evil. Think of the possibilities--like a nomination for Vice President in 2012. The sky is the limit.

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I taut I taw a putty tat

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Friday, September 12, 2008

Curiosity Didn't Kill This Cat

If curiosity actually killed the cat, then this tabby should be dead. Actually, this has to be the funniest cat on the Internet, and I don't mean cat as in cool cat. I mean kitty cat.

The author of this video very cleverly employed sound effects to mystify the cat with absolutely hilarious consequences.

For awhile there I thought that the cat might begin to tap out a rhythm like a drummer would. Take a look at this clever video:



Now will you admit that the cat was amusing? I certainly hope so.

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Tuesday, August 26, 2008

I taut I taw a putty tat

If you thought you saw a putty tat, you did see a putty tat. I used to do a lot more animal videos and somehow got away from it. But it wasn't deliberate, so let's try a few more.

These kitties are smart, resourceful, clever, and unpredictable. In the first video we look in on one very resourceful kitty, who knows how to get what she wants. Of course, we end up with a funny result. This is one thirsty little kitty cat. Let's see how she quenches her thirst:



You will have to admit that we have one smart little kitty here. She was not short changed when they handed out the brains in her family.

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Despite being bigger than his opponent, our next feline is a little on the cautious side and wants to make certain that he doesn't get into something he can't handle. So he sort of feels his way into a disagreement. Once he is sure, he...well, see for yourself:



I think it did not turn out quite the way he expected despite all of his calculations prior to making his move. That's life as a cat, kiddo.

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Most cats hate the water, but this kitty proves that the term "most cats" does not mean all cats. This one gets an "A" for the cuteness factor, so get ready to get cuted out.



Was I right? Cute, huh?

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Monday, December 10, 2007

Funny Photos - Wrong Place and Time Bloopers


The theme today is being in the wrong place at the wrong time, and the above feline has most definitely hit both wrongs directly on the nose. This is either one remarkably brave cat, one very stupid one, or one very unlucky one.

Our location is probably an obedience school where these pups’ ability to obey their masters’ commands regardless of the temptation to do otherwise is being tested. If only one of those German shepherds loses it, however, they will all lose it, and our poor little kitty is toast.

Yes, Hans, you did see a puddy tat. The begging question is: can you ignore it? Several of the Fidos have that look in their eye, as in “Hey, there’s dinner. Let‘s eat.”

The real question here is how many cats do they lose when the dogs’ obedience is being put to the test? Because this kitty will most certainly need all nine of its lives.



Okay, perhaps the most dangerous part of skydiving is not necessarily whether or not the chute opens.

If this skydiving enthusiast survives this encounter with nature, will he retain his enthusiasm about jumping again? This may be his supreme test about whether he continues to participate in the sport he loves.

I know what you are thinking. It’s a Photoshop moment. If it is, then it is a very good one. Notice the parachutist’s reflection in the water. It is a much less defined reflection and is right where it should be.

This photo looks plenty real to me, and I do not believe that those crocs are going through obedience school training either.

That leaves pilot error or else we have one very gutsy skydiver. Regardless, you could not pay me enough to be in this guy’s chutes right now.

The only way our man can get out of this situation is if someone is standing behind the scenes with a boat or air lift ready to rescue our danger junkie at the last moment.

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The term “freak accident” may be a euphemism here. This is just plain weird. The death of Od is truly quite odd. I think everyone wanted to say that so I just got it out of the way.

Have you ever swallowed a gnat on a humid summer evening? This situation is something like that, except on a much grander scale.

My question is “Did Od have to die.” Why couldn’t they have immediately shot Hilda the hippo and gutted her? Od would have been in her belly only a couple of minutes if they had acted right away.

It is because Hilda was probably worth more to the circus than Od was. Once again, money is the determining factor about who lives and who dies.

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The following video contains animal bloopers of a far less dire nature.



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Sunday, November 18, 2007

Kids in Funny Photos

Now this is one talented lad.


Young man, ten years from now, the ladies will not be able to keep their hands off of you. Actually, make that six years. Kids start younger these days.

Actually, this young boy is sitting on a fountain and diverting its flow. Did the photo fool you?

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Man overboa…wait. It’s kitty overboard!


I am guessing that none of the occupants of this raft bargained for this type of ride-especially the cat. The young lady in the middle looks like she will not be far behind the feline, whose departing thoughts were probably, “you dropped the poop.”

For those not in the know, “you dropped the poop” is a phrase that seems to be taking over the Internet. It means that you messed up, or “oh, sh…t .”

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“Mom, is that your butt?”


This kid is in for a heck of a letdown in ten or twelve years. After having been exposed to a butt like this in his youth, his level of expectations once he is a teenager is bound to be completely unrealistic .

If this kid ends up wanting a girl just like the girl that married dear old dad, he will probably be going to wait a long time. Cause there ain’t that many out there like that.

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Monday, October 8, 2007

Dog Eared Monkey Business and Cat Nap


Talk about strange bedfellows. These two unlikely pals reside in Goangdong Province, China, and have been virtually inseparable since the pigeon pretty much adopted the macaque monkey when he was only 12 weeks old. It seems that the macaque was abandoned by his mum, who preferred to party the night away rather than care for her babies. (Are you paying attention Britney?)

After he was abandoned, the monkey was near death. He was taken to an animal hospital and nursed back to physical health. However, from an emotional standpoint, he had little spirit, was clearly depressed and displayed little love for life.

Then the pigeon took the monkey under its wing, showing him the kind of love and affection that is ordinarily expressed only from a devoted parent to its offspring. The result is the loving relationship that clearly shines through in this photo.

Don’t you just love a happy ending?

Of course, it is rumored that the abandoning mother, who reportedly hates all things that end well, has hired an attorney and is now seeking to regain custody of her baby.

There is a rather familiar ring to this story, isn’t there? I wonder if the pigeon’s name is Kevin?



The dog eared photo needs little explanation. Looks like another tough guy throwing her weight around. That’s right! The tough looking German is a female.

Maybe that will teach you not to stereotype.



Hey! That looks like me on a Sunday afternoon.

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Monday, August 6, 2007

Kitty Cat Video Bloopers

Amazing kitty cat video bloopers. Cats can be very cute and funny at the same time, and these cats were caught in the act of being both. If you have ever owned a cat, you know that they can do some very strange things. Here are some real life examples caught on film.



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