Two Time Caption Contest Winner

The staff and patrons of McCafferty's Pub are proud to announce that once again we are the recipients of a first place award in a prestigious humor competition. The boys in blue over at Mattress Police recently awarded McCafferty's Pub the highly coveted "In Your Face" award for our first place finish in the competitive Mattress Police Caption Contest.

We are especially proud recipients of this renowned trophy because it is the second time that the folks at Mick's Pub have won first place in the eminent humor tournament. Because the competition for the top three places in the event is so stiff, we not so humbly pat our own selves on the back for a job well done.

The object of the contest is to take a normal (or absurd) photograph and insert a humorous caption. The caption judged to be the funniest is the winner. Sounds simple enough, we know, but it looks a lot easier than it is.

Below is our winning entry:

The second place caption, "The girls were shocked to meet a man that even Samantha wouldn't sleep with," was courtesy of Sarah over at Teetotaled.com.

Third place, "Hey! Is that an original Thomas Kinkade? I'm so bidding on that," (which is an inside joke intended for readers of the Mattress Police blog) was an inspiration of Shelley at I Miss My Sanity.

The cops over at Mattress Police also have a site known as Humor-Blogs that is a directory for humor related blogs on the Net. Now you may be tempted to check out these other sites that I have listed here, but I really would not recommend it.

The writers at these sites are entirely too gifted and actually write funny material. The Humor-Blogs site lists hundreds of blogs that are intended to be funny. If you visit any of these sites you will waste entirely too much time and might even hurt yourself from laughing too much. Some visitors have been known to come down with side cramps from all of the laughing and giggling.

The caption contest at Mattress Police is held every other Friday or so, but please don't visit the site. We don't need any more competition.

McCafferty's Pub's first caption contest win.

Remarkable Dancing Parrot

This dancing parrot is remarkably entertaining and actually has a very good sense of rhythm.

*****

The patrons at McCafferty’s Pub want to huff and puff a bit about their remarkable wit and broadcast to the world that we won the In Your Face award, which was presented to us by none other than the Mattress Police over at MattressPolice.com.






The cops over at the precinct house have a caption contest most Fridays inviting any interested members of the public, who feel a might clever, to enter the contest and submit captions for a photograph that is posted on Fridays.

Below is the photo with the winning caption submitted by McCafferty’s Pub.



Runner up caption was "You had me at hello...then you flung feces.."

2nd runner up was “Since the invention of the kiss, there have only been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one was not one of them.”

Before you dis us here at McCafferty’s, consider how difficult it is to come up with a clever caption. Go on over to MattressPolice.com today and see if you are able to come up with a clever caption for the current contest.

It’s not that easy is it?

McCafferty’s wants to thank Diesel, the chief inspector over at the precinct house, for the opportunity to enter the contest and all of the happy folks over at Humor-Blogs.com for their unending viral spreading of the humorous thoughts and jokes dished up by the members.





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