Vanessa Hudgens Wins Poll, Keeps Her Job

As promised we are posting the results of our poll about that oh so naughty Vanessa Hudgens. You will recall that we asked if should she be dismissed by the Disney Channel because she carelessly allowed nude photos of herself to be leaked onto the Internet.

Poor Vanessa has been the subject of intense scrutiny for two months now since the offending photographs seemed to spontaneously appear in virtually every corner of the Internet. It is rumored that even a few computer monitors at the Vatican in Rome strayed into the nether regions of the Internet for a gander at the risqué photos of the remarkably cute star of “High School Musical 2.”













Although we are certain that the Vatican’s purpose of visiting the loins of the Net was merely for educational reasons rather than simply prurient interest. How, for example, can a priest bestow a fitting penance to sinning parishioners without a complete understanding of the subject matter? He truly cannot. So, thus explains the only cause for any straying monitor from within the holy walls of the sacred Vatican City.

Hopefully, those wandering religious eyes had the prudence to protect their identity by using a proxy service. No need for the tabloids to cause a ruckus and turn a Hollywood un-scandal into a Vatican one.

Below is Vanessa’s video “Let’s Dance”



If you will recall the poll asked should Disney fire Vanessa Hudgens and hire someone new for the filming of High School Musical 3?

The possible answers:

1) Yes, Can the slut!
2) No, she’s way too cute.
3) No, make her wash my car while wearing her bikini instead.
4) Yes, and spank her in public.

Here are the Grand totals:
Yes - 29.2%
No - 70.8%

The results show a landslide victory for keeping Vanessa on to star in “High School Musical 3.”

The powers that be at the Disney Channel were obviously listening, because it was reported this week that, yes, Disney definitely intends to keep Vanessa on for HSM3. It was also reported that she has signed to do the sequel at a substantial raise, no less.

It obviously pays to be both talented and incredibly cute.

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Register Your Vote to Fire or Not Fire Vanessa Hudgens

Should Disney fire Vanessa Hudgens and hire someone new for the filming of High School Musical 3? Register your vote in our totally unscientific poll.

To refresh your memory, Vanessa is that remarkably cute 19-year-old actor that starred along side Zac Efron in High School Musical 2, which is a huge hit on the Disney Channel. The tweens all seem to love it and anything else about HSM2.

Someone leaked photos of Vanessa in her completely natural state onto the Internet back in September. The photos were taken when she was 15 or 16-years-old, which would probably make them child pornography from a legal standpoint.

Since then, the tabloids, the Hollywood TV shows, and the tablogs or blogoids (blogs that gossip about Hollywood stars) have been constantly circulating and re-circulating rumors that Vanessa will be fired.

So far, Disney has stuck by her, but some Hollywood insiders insist that Vanessa getting canned is only a matter of time.

It is probably time that the public weigh in on the matter, so now you have a chance to cast your votes in our poll. You get to help decide Vanessa’s fate by voting in the sidebar column to the right. Results will be published on November 11th.


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Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron Still Together

The tablogs (tabloid type blogs) have persisted in circulating rumors that Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron, the Disney stars of "High School Musical 2," are splitting up.

VanZac have been systematically denying and countering the rumors by trying to appear in public on occasion, but the tablogs have been relentless.

VanZac deliberately posed for the paparazzi while stopping for gas this weekend. Because the tablogs were basing their rumors on previous photos in which the couple were more frowns than smiles, the two were definitely all smiles this weekend.













They definitely look happy to be together plus they have been denying the rumors of being in splitsville. This will undoubtedly not stop the tablogs, however. It seems that this miniature version of the real media will continue to make up their own stories just to draw readers.

While the patrons of McCafferty's Pub do not have any inside information, we refuse to publish anything that we know to be untrue. We also do not publish any x-rated photos of Vanessa.

Those photos are out there on the Net to be found if you want to find them, but, since Vanessa was around 15 or 16 years old when they were taken, doesn't that classify them as child pornography?

In any event, VanZac have managed this un-scandal admirably. All the publicists for the Paris Hiltons and the Britney Spears of the world should take note.

This is how you handle an abusive media that will not let up.

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Have Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron Split Up?

Some of those oh so nasty Internet media outlets (also known as tabloid blogs or tablogs) have been reporting that Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron have broken up their relationship. The cause, of course, would be the pressure caused by Vanessa’s nude and somewhat embarrassing photos that seem to be constantly trickling onto the Internet.













Well, those tablogs can give it up because Vanessa and Zac are doing just fine, thank you. Here are some photos of the resilient couple out and about at the Aroma Café in Studio City, California, on Saturday, September 22, 2007.













The tablogs would love to see VanZac give in to the pressure and go their separate ways because that would give the tablogs more ammunition to aim at the couple. But these photos clearly show the two are still spending time together.














In fact, they look like any other couple that have grown comfortable with each other. Notice how Zac lets Van open her own car door. It must be love!













Vanessa, naturally, looks just as cute as she always does, and she seems to do it without trying very hard. Well, okay. Knee high boots are an exaggeration of necessity in sunny southern California, but other than that she is dressing rather normally.

It was just a few days ago that “OK!” magazine promised that it was splitsville for the two because Van was escorted to a Hollywood Hills party by an “older” man. Well, perhaps he was a body guard or a fill in for Zac while he was in Australia promoting the movie “Hairspray.”

In any event, the rumors of the death of their relationship have been greatly exaggerated, so let’s put that one to rest right now. Let the tablogs go chase some other celebrity.

Hmmm. What has Britney been up to lately anyway?

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Zac Efron to Vanessa Hudgens: I Will Stand By You

Zac Efron, Vanessa Hudgens’ co-star in “High School Musical 2” and also her real life boyfriend, has promised her his support and is quoted in Life & Style Weekly magazine as telling Vanessa “I’ll stand by you.”

Vanessa has been the object of media and blogosphere derision since a nude photo of her was leaked on the Internet last week. The Disney Channel, which is where HSM 2 has been playing since this summer, has promised that the photo was not a deal killing problem, has dismissed the photo leaking incident as water over the dam and is sticking by Vanessa.

Once the media pounced on the photo leak story, Vanessa fled to Australia to be with Zac, who was there promoting the movie “Hairspray.” Vanessa reportedly “freaked out” about the photos and looked “shell shocked” according to a Melborne, Australia, resident who spotted the couple together.

Read more about Vanessa’s photo leak.

Now the New York Daily News is reporting that additional photos were leaked onto the Internet this week showing Vanessa touching another girl’s breast and kissing a third girl.

Vanessa has been so embarrassed about the photos that she canceled an appearance on Jay Leno’s Tonight Show on Thursday night.

Because both Vanessa and Zac are tween mega stars, the pre-teen set are reportedly even more enamored with the couple because Zac has promised to stand by his girl. How romantic is that?

The real question here is who hates the 18-year-old Vanessa so much that he or she would resort to leaking these photos onto the Internet? There has been little speculation about the source of the photos, but after thorough investigation, the patrons at McCafferty’s Pub have come up with a few possibilities:

Here are the top ten possible sources of the Vanessa Hudgens photo leaks:

10) The George Bush administration. It is rumored that Karl Rove set this plan into action prior to his recent resignation from the White House. The logic is that any news that draws attention away from the Iraq war is worthwhile.

9) Osama Bin Laden. Osama’s faulty logic is that nude photos of movie stars will undermine the world’s devotion to anything Hollywood. Obviously, Bin Laden doesn’t know much about Hollywood.

8) Britney Spears. Britney felt that getting another star into trouble would draw attention away from her foolish behavior.

6 & 7) Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton for the same reasons Britney had.

5) The Disney Channel. The Disney folks supposedly still believe that even bad publicity is good publicity in Hollywood.

4) Vanessa herself. It is possible that Vanessa also believes the any publicity theory.

3) Zac Efron. Zac is looking like a hero because he has promised to stand by his gal. What better reason is there to leak the photos?

2) Zsa Zsa Gabor’s husband Frederic Van Anhalt because it is said that Frederic intends to claim that he is Vanessa’s real father. He reportedly wants to come to Vanessa’s rescue, and claiming to be her father will give him the publicity he so desperately seeks.

1) Michael Vick. It is theorized that the suspended Atlanta Falcons quarterback has been staging fights between 18-year-old starlets and thought that releasing the photos might help promote his starlet fights.

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Vanessa Hudgens, the Hollywood Un-Scandal

In case you have not heard about it, a Hollywood scandal in the making was scuttled recently before it could ever amount to anything. The question is, how could that be even remotely possible in our scandal loving society? That does not sound like the Hollywood we all know and…love?

Naturally, Hollywood thrives on scandals. You know the old saying: any publicity is good publicity, or something along those lines.

It seems that Vanessa Hudgens, the remarkably cute, co-star of “High School Musical 2” was caught with her pants down, literally. “High School Musical 2” is playing on the Disney channel, and, of course, we all know that wholesomeness and Disney are virtually synonymous.

Well, Vanessa had somehow allowed a nude photo of herself to escape onto the Internet, and the idea of a nude 18-year-old Vanessa floating around the blogosphere promised to irk even the most liberal Disney executives.

Vanessa and “HSM 2” both cater to the tweens, those youngsters who somehow no longer qualify as children and who now yearn to be teenagers. Really! There are people who want to be teens.

If you are a 10-12 year-old male suddenly awakening to sexuality, Vanessa is to die for. If you are a similarly aged female, this 18-year-old star is your ultimate role model.

Well, naturally, the Disney folks were truly worried that parents would rebel at the concept of their daughters trying to be more like a naked Vanessa. It’s okay to emulate a wholesome Vanessa, but naked on the Internet? Your kids can beg, “Oh, please, Mom,” all day, but nudity and Disney simply do not mix, and what Mom longs to see her daughter in the altogether on her MySpace page?

There were predictions of Vanessa getting sacked and the belief that mothers everywhere would be up in arms. Gossip pundits unanimously promised that Disney would crack the whip with Vanessa.

Do you know what happened? Disney said, well, that is unfortunate, but we can live with it. We sure hope that Vanessa has learned her lesson.

With that, an enormous scandal simply evaporated. Disney responded in a mature and adult manner, and the rest of Hollywood said, “Oh…”

I just do not get it! Hollywood executives behaving in a completely civilized way. What is our world coming to?

If this type of behavior were to continue, who knows what else might happen or might have happened? Imagine George Bush in 2002-2003 telling the nation that he really wanted to invade Iraq, but his inspectors were not able to find weapons of mass destruction. Would George really have said, “Let’s avoid a blood bath and spend our time fighting the real war on terror.”

Maybe Osama Bin Laden will produce another video telling America, “You know, I had intended to bomb Americans back to oblivion, but…never mind. I guess I will play golf instead.”

What if Lindsay Lohan told reporters, “I probably should have been out last night partying, but I decided to stay home and read a book.”

If this totally unpredictable behavior from a Hollywood powerhouse like Disney catches on, and other people also begin to behave in a similarly rational manner, it may intimate one very scary thought: there may be hope for the world yet.



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