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David Letterman: "Harry Potter got arrested on the subway for showing off his wand."
Amy Poehler - Saturday Night Live: "Barak Obama made an appearance in New Hampshire over the weekend. To which, President Bush replied, 'Did we catch him?'"
David Letterman: "Osama Bin Laden came out with an other video. It was full of insults, maniacal threats and rants...no wait a minute. That was Rosie's blog."
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