This is one smart kitty cat. On a scale of 1 - 10, this cat rates an eleven. I personally have never seen a cat that could do what this kitty does. Naturally, the cat uses its highly advanced intellect for illicit purposes--like stealing peanuts.
Have you ever seen a cat unscrew the cap off of a bottle? I haven't. Incredible little kitty. Hopefully, someone can train this kitty to use its intellect for good rather than evil. Think of the possibilities--like a nomination for Vice President in 2012. The sky is the limit.
With election day almost upon us, we thought we would research the presidential and vice presidential candidates and their license plates to see if we could learn anything or find anything humorous about them. Let's see how they look.
Sarah Palin:
Wait a minute...this cannot be right. There is something wrong with this one. This cannot be Governor Palin's license plate, although it is from Alaska and it is a government plate, which is what a governor might use. We will have to look into this one. It seems there is some shenanigans afoot.
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John McCain:
Well, Senator McCain did say that he owns 13 cars, so it makes sense that he would have several different license plates. They all fit our man McCain. Hey, wait a minute. McCain didn't serve in the Civil War, did he?
Oh, it's just another age joke. McCain should tell folks he's 72 going on 22 because he has so much energy.
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Barack Obama:
Barack Obama is a US Senator from the state of Illinois, so it is natural that he might have both Illinois plates and plates from the Washington, D.C. area. Virginia fits right in there. "Obama 08" sounds just like Obama man.
"God Complex" is not something that Obama would put on his own plate. I think the second one is a fake. It's probably something the Republicans slid in unobtrusively.
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Joe Biden:
It appears that Joe Biden's plate has a double meaning. Joe could mean he is biding (biden') time, or he may mean it's Biden time, as in "it's Miller Time."
Personally I think he means let's have a tall cool one, and I am not talking about Sarah Palin again. Joe looks like he might be the type of guy who would kick back for a beer break. Either way, I think Joe's plate is the cleverest of the group.
A couple of Target employees just finish loading a raft of shopping carts, when everything goes wrong. It is a nightmare, even. The result is funny, funny funny!
What is Target's slogan? "Expect more and pay less?" I am not sure what these two expected, but I expect that their expectation was different than the result they obtained.
A fantasy chess game comes to life via the magic of animation (claymation). In this chess game, the knight can fly and the bishop swims. This is a real fantasy! And that's no oxymoron. Give this one a look:
It takes a great deal of time and talent to set up a vid like that. I have a difficult time just imagining how much time is spent on each frame of the video.
Judge Jamie Kennedy ala The Jamie Kennedy Experiment from network TV flirts with both plaintiff and defendant, who are both young and pretty, right during a trial. Each girl appears flattered and supposedly hopes the smitten judge will rule in her favor.
What they don't know about the judge will influence the outcome of their trial. The plaintiff and the defendant do not realize that the judge is TV star Jamie Kennedy in disguise. The first vid is about six minutes long, but it is worth the time investment.
Watch the hysterics:
Now that was the type of trial result that we should all hope for.
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We have another Judge Jamie video from The Jamie Kennedy Experiment. In this case two friends are suing each other for $400 over poorly installed doors. Judge Jamie turns a simple case into a funny mess.
Our second video is about seven minutes long, but Judge Jamie is always funny and worth your time. Watch:
And we have another Solomon like decision handed down by Judge Jamie. What a remarkable jurist!
A female bicyclist takes a very embarrassing spill allowing the viewer to see all the way till Sunday, if you know what I mean. This one is still PG rated, but it is very funny.
This reporter commits the ultimate sin when he is reporting on a finch infestation and he looks up into the trees with his mouth wide open. Yes, I know and you know what is coming, but it is funny all the same.
When folks get behind the wheel these days, look out! Whether it is because of stupidity, carelessness, drunkenness or cell phone texting, people are screwing up more and more these days when they hit the roadways. Although many of the accidents that are caught on film result in tragedy, we prefer to dwell on the funny incidents because humor is a lot more fun than a broken neck.
VW micro buses were all the rage back in the 1960's and '70's. They have been around since then, but they simply have not been all that popular. In the late 1960's they were a status symbol, a sign that you were a part of the hippie generation because many of the flower children drove across the USA in a VW micro bus.
They were usually painted in psychedelic colors and were major players in the automotive experiences of the hippie generation.
Volkswagen did not forget how popular their micro bus was back then, and a few years ago the company previewed a concept car based on that micro bus from the '60's and '70's.
If the above photo is any proof, the concept car made it all the way to the production line. Yes, it appears from this photo that the bus is back.
The design makes perfect sense in these days of high priced gasoline and is certainly a sign of the times. You can be sure this new VW only sips the petrol.
Almost everyone who sees this photo says it's cute. That means that women drivers would be the natural market for this vehicle. You could watch for more of them at a VW dealer near you. But the problem with that is that Volkswagen insists that they know nothing about the vehicle.
Even in Germany, the closest vehicle you can find similar to this car is the VW Fox, which is nowhere as cute as this car is. If you like it, call Volkswagen and tell them you want to buy one. If they built one, they must have built others that are out there...somewhere.
Now, for our first video--you know what kids do. They build a ramp that they can use to jump things with their skateboard, and naturally they leave it in the street in front of their house. Kids will be kids and they don't understand that bad things are likely to happen when something like this is left in the street.
The driver never noticed the skateboard ramp in the street and...well, watch and see for yourself:
Oh too bad! The car did not actually tip over. But, we all know that this scenario could have gone a lot worse.
Just imagine how the driver must have felt. He's tooling along, probably talking on his cell phone, maybe late for an appointment, and, if he is like most drivers, his mind is anywhere but concentrating on what's right in front of him. Suddenly his car rides up on only two wheels just like in a stunt car show. Wouldn't that be a shocker!
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In the next vid we have an Evel Knievel wannabe let his buddy drive a car over his forearm because that's not really gonna hurt is it? Naah! Of course not!
Well, I cannot understand how that hurt the kid's arm. Let's see...drive a 3500 pound vehicle over a human arm? That shouldn't hurt, should it?
Wait till this kid gets to school to tell his buddies what he did. "You drove the car over your arm? No Way!"
"Yes, Way! Check out the video pal. See! And I'm still alive. Of course, my arm's in a cast, but so what! Now I'm an Internet hero."
Well, we all know that a broken arm is a small price to pay for immortality on the Internet. I can see the high school class year book now. "Mike Smith: Let Jonesey drive a car over his forearm. Most likely to become the next Evel Knievel."
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Okay! I feel guilty about the car in the first video not tipping over so I'm going to try to make it up to you...maybe.
In the next video what could possibly go wrong. The driver is entering a fenced location through a steel gate, and people enter premises like that through steel gates every day. What could go wrong?
What indeed! Watch!
Lady! Try to remember this next time. Keep the shiny side up!
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We have saved the best for last, at least in our opinion. In our last video, a young woman attempts to fill her car with gas, which is usually a simple procedure. But today it isn't.
For those of you who are unfamiliar with Laurel and Hardy movies, this is the type of situation that Stan Laurel and Ollie Hardy used to get themselves into constantly. Most of their humor consisted of sight gags very similar to this one.
I have watched this video several times and I still laugh out loud every time I see it.
Did you notice at the very end of the clip she is still struggling with the hose trying to bring it back again to the wrong side of the car. If only she would turn her car around, all would be fine, but she doesn't seem to understand that.
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