Apparently a police high speed hot pursuit does not mean quite the same thing in Romania as it means in most other parts of the world. Such a phrase usually draws visions of flashing squad car lights, loud police sirens wailing their song and near brushes with death as tires squeal around sharp corners.
In Romania, the police move at a different pace than in America. In Romania the police, they...well, they...Perhaps it would be easier just to watch for yourself:
Yes! That certainly was a dangerous high speed hot pursuit. It is truly amazing that the officers are able to keep up such a rapid chase. Did you skin your knee when you tripped officer? That must really hurt!
Yes, officer, is this your gun? It seems you dropped it because you were in such a hurry. Oh, no! Don't worry! I won't tell your captain.
At least the Romanian police can boast that they have very few fatalities due to high speed pursuits.
Police detectives in Warren, Ohio, got one nutty surprise as they were interviewing a woman about a murder investigation. During the course of the interview with the woman, who dressed in a low cut tank top to show off her more than ample cleavage, Homicide detective Wayne Mackey was somewhat taken aback when a baby squirrel popped from between the woman's rather large breasts.
Actually Mackey was more than taken aback, he was stunned. "No, I was not prepared to see a woodland creature in the interview room," Mackey said.
"I just kept right on talking to her and listening to her. I didn't acknowledge it at all."
Whether or not Mackey's response is correct police procedure for such a situation is unknown. It is not a subject that is adequately covered in the police academy.
Perhaps following Mackey's lead, the woman also did not discuss the event either. As the squirrel struggled from between its two cozy pillows, the woman merely snatched the rodent up and stashed it back between its human nests.
"I really didn't know what to say," said Mackey. Do not despair Detective Mackey, many a virginal lad has been dumbfounded into stunned silence when confronted with previously unknown secrets of the female anatomy.
Neither the woman nor her pal Rocky were taken into custody.
Five unsuspecting French tourists received an unexpected welcome to the Big Apple when, instead of a routine taxi ride, they became unwilling participants in a seven mile police chase through New York.
Esther-Ethy Mamane, 26, of Paris, her mother Claudie Mamane, 60, and three companions attempted to hail a taxi at New York's John F Kennedy International Airport, but instead they were steered to an unlicensed van, which was possibly a gypsy cab.
Police saw the tourists enter the van and attempted to intervene. An officer reached through the van's window trying to remove the vehicle's keys, but the van's driver sped off knocking the officer to the ground.
A chase ensued with the five French tourists in the van and with police in a close pursuit. Esther-Ethy told the New York Post that she and her fellow travelers "screamed and prayed" through it all.
"It was a miracle that we survived," she said. "We were very frightened."
Mamane said the ride was "like something from a film."
The van, with tourists still along for the ride, sped for seven miles along a highway and residential streets with the vehicle hitting a gate and a truck along the way.
Eventually the suspects jumped out of the van while it was still moving. The police, with guns drawn, chased them and quickly arrested them.
Claudie Mamane suffered an arm injury from the ordeal.
It is a special blonde celebration day here at McCafferty's Pub. If you are blonde it is happy hour all day long for you. To honor the blondes and the joy they add to our world here at McCafferty's, the patrons have come up with a few more blonde jokes, stories and videos.
If you are blonde yourself, there is a possibility that you may need someone to explain the jokes to you, so make sure that your other half is somewhere about while you read them.
The Firing Squad
A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde are about to executed by a firing squad for perpetrating crimes against humanity. The brunette and the redhead are very beautiful, while the blonde is on the plain side and is slightly on the dumber side too.
The guards bring the brunette forward first, and the executioner recites his usual statement asking the brunette if she has any last requests.
Vanessa, the brunette replies, “No.”
Then the executioner shouts to his firing squad, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
Suddenly Vanessa shouts out, "earthquake!"
Everyone is startled, surprised and is looking around for signs of an earthquake. Amidst all of the hubbub Vanessa, the brunette, manages to disappear and evade her date with destiny. Naturally, the guards are very angry because they know they will be held accountable for letting the brunette escape. They next bring the redhead forward to face the firing squad, after which the executioner asks her if she has any last requests.
“no,” responds Nicole, the beautiful redhead.
Then the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
Nicole suddenly screams loudly, "tornado!"
Once again, everyone including the guards is startled and looking skyward for signs of a tornado.
Amidst the hullabaloo, Nicole, the redhead, also manages to escape.
By this point, Ellen, the blonde, has figured out the secret to what the others did to escape. The guards angrily drag her in front of the firing squad.
The executioner then asks if Ellen has any last requests.
Ellen also replies, “No.”
So the executioner again shouts, “Ready . . . Aim . . ."
At that moment Ellen, the blonde, suddenly shouts out, "Fire!"
*****
Police Lecture
A policeman is lecturing three blonde trainees who are studying to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for five seconds and then hides it from view.
The policeman then asks the first blonde, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The first blonde answers, "That's easy, we will be able to catch him quickly because he only has one eye!"
The policeman, who is a little unnerved by her response, then says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture shows his profile."
Flustered by the first blonde’s ridiculous response, the policeman flashes the picture for five seconds at the second blonde and then asks her, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The second blonde is confident of her answer replying, "Ha! He would be easy to catch because he only has one ear! There can‘t be many suspects like that around."
The policeman is beginning to lose his patience with his students and responds somewhat angrily, "What's the matter with you two? Only one eye and one ear are showing because the photo is of his profile! Certainly you can come up with better answers than that!"
The officer instructor is extremely frustrated by now, but he shows the picture to the third blonde because he hopes she has more on the ball and the other two blondes. He asks in a slightly testy voice, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" Then he quickly adds, "now think hard before giving me a stupid answer."
The third blonde looks at the picture intently for a quite a while, then says, "Hmm...the suspect wears contact lenses."
The policeman is pleasantly surprised because even he doesn't really know if the suspect wears contacts or not. "Well, that's a very interesting answer. You ladies wait here for a few minutes while I check the suspect’s file."
Leaving the room the officer goes to his office, checks the suspect's file in his computer, then returns with a beaming smile on his face. "Wow! I can't believe it. It's true! The suspect does wear contact lenses. Good work young lady! How were you ever able to make such an astute observation?"
"That's easy," the third blonde replies. "He can't possibly wear regular glasses because he has only one eye and one ear."
*****
The Ventriloquist
While touring the night clubs performing one night stands a ventriloquist stopped one night to do a performance at a small town in Kansas. He began his usual routine with his dummy on his knee as he told blonde joke after blonde joke.
Suddenly a blonde in the audience stood up on her chair and started shouting, "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. Why do you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being?”
She continued, “It's men like you that keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community. We’re unable to reach our full potential as a person because of your constant jokes. You and your kind perpetuate discrimination not only against blondes, but also against women in general. It’s a disgrace that is all done under the guise of humor!"
The ventriloquist was truly embarrassed and started to apologize.
But the blonde interrupted yelling “You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee."
*****
Our video presents an event where rugby and a beautiful blonde blend together harmoniously. How refreshing.
There is a language barrier in this video, but do not let that deter you. You will enjoy it no matter what language you speak.
Now isn't that remarkable. Our bikini clad blonde was featured as athletic, beautiful and intellectual all in one video. There is hope for blonde stereotypes yet.
This dancing parrot is remarkably entertaining and actually has a very good sense of rhythm.
*****
The patrons at McCafferty’s Pub want to huff and puff a bit about their remarkable wit and broadcast to the world that we won the In Your Face award, which was presented to us by none other than the Mattress Police over at MattressPolice.com.
The cops over at the precinct house have a caption contest most Fridays inviting any interested members of the public, who feel a might clever, to enter the contest and submit captions for a photograph that is posted on Fridays.
Below is the photo with the winning caption submitted by McCafferty’s Pub.
Runner up caption was "You had me at hello...then you flung feces.."
2nd runner up was “Since the invention of the kiss, there have only been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one was not one of them.”
Before you dis us here at McCafferty’s, consider how difficult it is to come up with a clever caption. Go on over to MattressPolice.com today and see if you are able to come up with a clever caption for the current contest.
It’s not that easy is it?
McCafferty’s wants to thank Diesel, the chief inspector over at the precinct house, for the opportunity to enter the contest and all of the happy folks over at Humor-Blogs.com for their unending viral spreading of the humorous thoughts and jokes dished up by the members.
No, no, no…Don't you police officers get upset. This is not a commentary on the quality of police valor. This is an actual video of two chickens who take it upon themselves to police a mini rabbit riot, or what you might call bunny fisticuffs. Although, the intervention was probably not necessary. After all, how tough could a bunny wabbit be, anyway? What is he going to do? Nibble his opponent to death?
The real question is what is it that bugs bunny wabbits anyway?
A highway patrolman pulled a driver over to the side of the road to inform him that the driver had just won $1,000 in a government sponsored safety contest because the driver was buckled up and wearing his seat belt.
"What are you going to do with the prize money?" asked the officer.
The driver replied, "I guess I'll go to driving school to get my license."
At just that moment, his wife seated next to him in the passenger seat, piped up, "Officer, don't listen to a word he says. He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."
The commotion woke up a man sleeping in the back seat, who, upon seeing the cop, blurted out, "I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car."
Suddenly, there was a loud knock from the trunk of the vehicle and a voice asked, "Are we across the border yet?"
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