Redneck Graffiti 2008

We have neglected our redneck graffiti for awhile, so it is time for another installment. Here are a few choice ones.


You have to admire Bubba's frugality. That guy sure knows how to save a buck. Think I'll git him to help me "shop" for some new tires for my car.


That was sure some quick thinking on Billy Bob's part. That must have been a bad fire because I have heard that manure burns slowly and for a long time.


Ol' Betty Lu is always thinking because I never knew that airplanes got that breezy.

We will leave with the eternal question of:

How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck hotel?

When you pick up the phone, call the front desk and say, "I've got a leak in my sink," and the person at the front desk replies, "Well, ya’ll go right ahead."


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Fuzzy Zoeller Gets Incredible Hole in One

This video shows an incredible hole in one by golfer, Fuzzy Zoeller, at the Des Moines, Iowa, Allianz Championship in June, 2006. When you first see it, you begin to think that it is a phony video, but that is not the case according to the official Fuzzy Zoeller web site at www.fuz.com.

The suspect part of the video is when the ball lands right on the fringe of the green and just sits there for about 10 seconds. Just when you think the shot is over, the ball starts rolling, and the rest is history.



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Here are some more redneck jokes. Most have been around for awhile, but some are new to me. If you haven't heard them before, they can still be funny.

You might be a redneck if:

Your uncle’s return mailing address is the Department of Corrections.

Your wife refuses a window seat on the airplane because she just got her hair done.

You kept that fire you had in your bathroom from spreading to the house.

You buy your sushi at the corner bait store.

You think the first day of deer hunting season is a religious holiday.

You think “coke” is brown, wet and served with ice.

You think your son has a new girl friend because he's trying to score some “mary jane.”

You “shop” for golf balls at the driving range at midnight.

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