Showing posts with label deer. Show all posts
Showing posts with label deer. Show all posts

Monday, April 30, 2007

More Redneck Jokes

Here are some more redneck jokes. Most have been around for awhile, but some are new to me. If you haven't heard them before, they can still be funny.

You might be a redneck if:

Your uncle’s return mailing address is the Department of Corrections.

Your wife refuses a window seat on the airplane because she just got her hair done.

You kept that fire you had in your bathroom from spreading to the house.

You buy your sushi at the corner bait store.

You think the first day of deer hunting season is a religious holiday.

You think “coke” is brown, wet and served with ice.

You think your son has a new girl friend because he's trying to score some “mary jane.”

You “shop” for golf balls at the driving range at midnight.

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Monday, March 26, 2007

Another Reason for Deer to Avoid the Headlights

A Wisconsin judge just sentenced a man to a year in jail for having sex with a dead deer he found at the side of the road. The media decided not to release the man’s name. Instead they are calling him John Doe.

--Thanks to Jay Leno

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