Here are some more redneck jokes. Most have been around for awhile, but some are new to me. If you haven't heard them before, they can still be funny.
You might be a redneck if:
Your uncle’s return mailing address is the Department of Corrections.
Your wife refuses a window seat on the airplane because she just got her hair done.
You kept that fire you had in your bathroom from spreading to the house.
You buy your sushi at the corner bait store.
You think the first day of deer hunting season is a religious holiday.
You think “coke” is brown, wet and served with ice.
You think your son has a new girl friend because he's trying to score some “mary jane.”
You “shop” for golf balls at the driving range at midnight.
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Monday, April 30, 2007
More Redneck Jokes
Posted by McCafferty Himself on Monday, April 30, 2007 0 comments
Tags: airplane, deer, funny, golf, humor, hunting, joke, redneck, redneck humor, redneck jokes, sushi
Monday, March 26, 2007
Another Reason for Deer to Avoid the Headlights
A Wisconsin judge just sentenced a man to a year in jail for having sex with a dead deer he found at the side of the road. The media decided not to release the man’s name. Instead they are calling him John Doe.
--Thanks to Jay Leno
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Posted by McCafferty Himself on Monday, March 26, 2007 0 comments
Tags: barroom joke, celebrities, deer, funny, humor, Jay, Jay Leno, joke, judge, Leno, Wisconsin
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