What happens when rednecks attack? Folks it ain't pretty, but it is funny. Beware of attacking rednecks. Learn more in our video.
Plus, it's about time we presented a little more redneck graffiti, and we have a couple of new ones that fill the bill.
Poor Bubba got behind in his mortgage payments and didn't know what to do. Fortunately, Bubba is a creative devil and came up with this unusual remedy:
I don't believe that is a solution that will help the average homeowner who is in mortgage trouble.
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Redneck Airlines
It’s a busy day at Redneck Airlines, and the passengers on one of its jets are already seated waiting for the pilot to get the plane under way.
Both the pilot and copilot eventually show up in the back of the airplane and start their trek toward the cockpit through the center aisle. The pilot walks along with a white cane, but he is bumping into the passengers right and left while he feels his way up the aisle. It is apparent to anyone that he is blind. The copilot follows the pilot, and he uses a guide dog. Both of them wear sunglasses.
Initially, the passengers look at each other in disbelief, thinking that this has to be some sort of practical joke. Soon though, they hear the engines running, and the airplane starts moving down the runway.
The passengers are a bit shocked and again look at each other, this time with anxiety. They begin to whisper among themselves and many look toward the flight attendants for some type of reassurance.
Then, the plane begins to accelerate rapidly, and now the passengers are starting to panic. Two nuns seated toward the front of the plane pull out rosaries and begin praying. As the plane gets ever nearer to the end of the runway, all of the passengers’ voices grow more hysterical.
Finally the plane has only twenty feet of runway remaining, and the passengers suddenly change the pitch of their voices to shouts as everyone loudly screams simultaneously. At the very last moment, the plane gently lifts off the runway and it is airborne. The plane begins a normal ascent toward its cruising altitude.
In the cockpit, the copilot exhales a sigh of relief and says to the pilot, "You know, one of these days the passengers aren't going to scream, and we won’t know when to take off."
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When Joe Bob finished high school, he was unsure what he wanted to do with his life. Fortunately for him, the Marine Corps. recruiter knew exactly what Joe Bob wanted to do.
That was one kind hearted Marine recruiter, now wasn't it?
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Last, but not least: What do you do when a redneck attacks? Check out our video.
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