Even More of the Funniest Elliot Spitzer Jokes - Videos - Cartoons

Yet even more of the best of the Elliot Spitzer jokes. In case you hide your head in the sand, Elliot Spitzer was the governor of New York until the FBI recently caught him in a prostitution sting operation.

Because there are so many good jokes to choose from, we are adding an unprecedented third post in a row on the foibles of one Elliot Spitzer, that lucky guy.


This from Jay Leno:

"According to the FBI wiretap, they had the transcript, Gov. Spitzer was listed as Client No.9. No. 9? He's the governor, who were the eight guys in front of him? You'd think as governor, you'd at least get to go first."

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David Letterman's Top Ten Surprises at Elliot Spitzer's resignation:

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Also from David Letterman:

"In their investigation of the Eliot Spitzer scandal, law enforcement officials found that the Emperors Club escort service called Spitzer by the code name 'Client 9.' But according to the escorts who actually slept with him, he's more of a 'Client 4 1/2,' if you know what I'm saying."

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From Comedy Central and Jon Stewart and the Daily Show:



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More of the Funniest Elliot Spitzer Jokes - Videos - Cartoons

It's more of the best of the Elliot Spitzer jokes. In case you live on Jupiter, Elliot Spitzer was the governor of New York until he was recently caught in an FBI prostitution sting.

Our only problem is that there are so many good jokes to choose from. We consider that a challenge, so here are a few more Elliot Spitzer gems.

Aah! The Pretty Woman! A less than classic tale of a prostitute and a money monger with hearts of gold, which is a highly unlikely scenario. As I recall, Richard Gere and Julia Roberts live happily ever after in the movie, which, unfortunately for our Mr. Spitzer, is less than likely.

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This from Comedy Central's Stephen Colbert:

"I sat next to the guy three times and I didn't pick up on any of this, and I usually have excellent whore-dar."

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From Comedy Central's the Daily Show:

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There is so much truth to this cartoon. How many jokes do you hear about OJ Simpson or Paris Hilton right now? Not too many. Elliot Spitzer will fade into obscurity just like so many others once a new public patsy comes along.

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And you cannot have a proper representation of humor without the remarkably funny David Letterman. Here is a video of one of his recent monologues about the Elliot Spitzer affair:



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New York's former governor, Elliot Spitzer, is the butt of countless new jokes. Here are a few of the better ones:

Jay Leno:

"Eliot Spitzer admitted publicly that he was involved in a prostitution ring, which means Hillary Clinton is now only the second angriest wife in the state of New York."

Speaking of angry wives, how about the body language on Silda Spitzer, the ex-governor's wife of the moment, in the photo below. In this case, one picture is worth at least 10,000 words:

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Here is more along the angry wife line of thought from the Arkansas Democrat Gazette:

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From New York comedienne Lisa Landry:

"It's just mind-blowing that he spent $4,300 on a hooker. It just shows how high the cost of living is in New York. That same hooker would cost $50 in Newark."

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David Letterman is probably my favorite comedian. Here is one of his recent monologues, which devotes almost the entire monologue to Elliot Spitzer:

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From Conan O'Brien:

"Gov. Spitzer responded just a few hours ago. He said, 'I violated my obligations to my family and I violated my sense of what is right and wrong.' Spitzer also admitted violating someone named Amber."

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Here is another one about body language from Daryl Cagle at MSNBC.com:

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From Comedy Central and the Daily Show:



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