Even More Blonde Jokes and Videos

Blonde jokes can be very funny. Here are a few more:

Elisha, a gorgeous blonde, received a new cell phone from her husband as a birthday gift. She had never owned a cell phone before.

The following day, while she was shopping at Target, her phone rang, and she answered it.

It was her husband, who said, “How do you like the new cell phone?”

Elisha replied, “It’s great, but how did you know I was at Target?”

*****

A beautiful blonde suspected that her boyfriend was cheating on her with her best friend. Because she was so depressed over the situation, she went to a gun store and bought a revolver.

Later that day she went to his apartment with the gun in her purse. Upon arrival she used her key to enter the apartment quietly. Then she sneaked up to his bedroom door.

She quickly threw open the door and saw her boyfriend lying in bed in the arms of her best friend. Unsure what to do next and overcome with grief, she pointed the revolver at the side her head.

Her boyfriend screamed, "Baby, please! Don't do it!"

The blonde yelled back, "Shut up! You're next!"

*****

One day a stunningly beautiful blonde was riding a horse. As they trotted along the blonde decided that she wanted to go faster and get the horse to perform a few tricks.

She began to turn the horse around in a circle. Suddenly, she started to slip and she grabbed the horse’s mane to keep from falling off. However, that did not completely prevent her from falling and she continued to slip.

She felt that the best thing to do was to jam her foot tightly into the stirrup.

Soon she was riding along hanging from the horse by just her foot, with her head banging on the ground.

Frantic with fear, she was almost near death when the K-Mart guy came over and turned off the horse.

Our video shows another cute blonde using a microphone as only a blonde can:



More blonde humor
More video humor
More blonde videos