A highway patrolman pulled a driver over to the side of the road to inform him that the driver had just won $1,000 in a government sponsored safety contest because the driver was buckled up and wearing his seat belt.
"What are you going to do with the prize money?" asked the officer.
The driver replied, "I guess I'll go to driving school to get my license."
At just that moment, his wife seated next to him in the passenger seat, piped up, "Officer, don't listen to a word he says. He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."
The commotion woke up a man sleeping in the back seat, who, upon seeing the cop, blurted out, "I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car."
Suddenly, there was a loud knock from the trunk of the vehicle and a voice asked, "Are we across the border yet?"
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