Showing posts with label Sarah Palin. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sarah Palin. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Funny Candidate License Plates

With election day almost upon us, we thought we would research the presidential and vice presidential candidates and their license plates to see if we could learn anything or find anything humorous about them. Let's see how they look.


Sarah Palin:



Wait a minute...this cannot be right. There is something wrong with this one. This cannot be Governor Palin's license plate, although it is from Alaska and it is a government plate, which is what a governor might use. We will have to look into this one. It seems there is some shenanigans afoot.

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John McCain:


Well, Senator McCain did say that he owns 13 cars, so it makes sense that he would have several different license plates. They all fit our man McCain. Hey, wait a minute. McCain didn't serve in the Civil War, did he?

Oh, it's just another age joke. McCain should tell folks he's 72 going on 22 because he has so much energy.
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Barack Obama:


Barack Obama is a US Senator from the state of Illinois, so it is natural that he might have both Illinois plates and plates from the Washington, D.C. area. Virginia fits right in there. "Obama 08" sounds just like Obama man.

"God Complex" is not something that Obama would put on his own plate. I think the second one is a fake. It's probably something the Republicans slid in unobtrusively.

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Joe Biden:


It appears that Joe Biden's plate has a double meaning. Joe could mean he is biding (biden') time, or he may mean it's Biden time, as in "it's Miller Time."

Personally I think he means let's have a tall cool one, and I am not talking about Sarah Palin again. Joe looks like he might be the type of guy who would kick back for a beer break. Either way, I think Joe's plate is the cleverest of the group.

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Hillary Clinton Stars in Song and Dance Routine as Chiquita

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Ad Libs from a Talking Photo Booth

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McCain Economic Plan - Everyone Marry an Heiress

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John McCain, Barack Obama, Sarah Palin and Joe Biden Sing and Breakdance


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Friday, September 19, 2008

John McCain, Barack Obama, Sarah Palin and Joe Biden Sing and Breakdance

Since the presidential election campaign seems to go on forever and ever, we thought it was time for a little recreation for the candidates--that's recreation as in singing and dancing. We offer you John McCain and Sarah Palin performing a number from High School Musical 3 in our first video.

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In our second video we find Barack Obama, John McCain and Joe Biden doing a breakdance as only Washington politicians can:

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George Bush has begun packing up his belongings because inauguration day is not that far away, and either Barack Obama or John McCain will inhabit the White House come January.

In keeping with the election year theme of change, Barack Obama, John McCain, George Bush and others perform a special version of The Times They Are a Changin'.

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George Bush Dances the Can Can
Hillary Clinton Stars in Song and Dance Routine as Chiquita
Hillary Clinton Graffiti
Bill Clinton Graffiti
George Bush's Satellite Dish

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