Britney Spears - Mother of the Year?

Is it really possible that Britney Spears could be named Mother-of-the-Year? Stranger things have happened, but the smart money is not on ole Brit' to win this one.

It is far more likely that even Ms. Spears would see this for what it truly is--a nightmare.

Speaking of nightmares, have you heard one of the latest rumors about Britney? It is being reported all over the 'net that Britney and her assistant, Shannon Funk, were caught kissing in the swimming pool together and Britney was topless.

OK! magazine just published a photo that is supposedly the smoking gun. The photo shows Britney kissing Shannon on the cheek and groping Shannon's breast.

Because of that, OK! is labeling Britney both a lesbian and bisexual.

Britney and Shannon are both denying there is any truth to the labels, but this type of publicity only strengthens Kevin Federline's attempt to win custody of their two children, Sean and Jayden.

It appears that Britney needs attention so badly that she will do anything to get it, including sabotaging the custody battle for her sons.

Aah, Britney--poor girl.

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More Irish Drinking Humor

Just after O’Hara punched in on the time clock at work, his foreman called him over, telling him he had a phone call in the front office.

O’Hara returned from the front office with a mournful expression on his face and his head was hanging low.

His foreman asked, “Was it bad news?”

“To be sure it was, Boss,” replied O‘Hara. “I just learned that my mother died earlier this morning.”

“Oh, that's just awful,” replied the foreman. “Do you want to take the rest of the day off?”

“No,” said O‘Hara. “I'll finish the day out.”

About an hour later, the foreman again told O’Hara that there was another phone call for him in the office. This time O’Hara returned looking twice as glum, and the foreman asked, “Not more bad news?”

“Lordie Boss, its even worse news. That was my brother, and his mother died today too!”

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