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Another sample of grandparent and grandchildren stories:

A grandmother was observing her granddaughter, Sarah, who was drawing with her crayons. The grandmother could plainly see that the young child was hard at work.

As little Sarah was working diligently, the grandmother asked her what she was drawing.

Sarah replied, “I'm drawing God.”

The grandmother paused, saying, “But, Sarah darling, no one knows what God looks like.”

Sarah replied, “They will in a minute.”

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Humorous Quotes

Here are a few humorous quotations from various comedians:

Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet! --Groucho Marx

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. --Flip Wilson

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. --W. C. Fields

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. --Jack Benny

Working out is important. You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is. --Ellen Degeneres.

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Grandchildren humor is the best humor

My adorable little grandson surprised me, his grandmother, early one morning with a cup of piping hot coffee. He had brewed it himself, and he was so very proud of his creation. So, naturally, he anxiously awaited my verdict on its quality.

It had to be one of the worst cups of coffee I had ever had in my life. However, I was determined not to let him know that and I forced myself to drink it completely, smiling as I drank. At the last sip I noticed two of those tiny green army men lying in the bottom of the cup.

I asked him, "Honey, why would there be these small, green army men in the bottom of my cup?"

My grandson answered, "You know, grandma, it's like on TV, 'The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup.’"

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