Vacation Video Bloopers

Here is a video of bloopers of folks while on vacation, with lots of stumbles, tumbles and assorted pratfalls. Some of the best ones are of the children and grandchildren who bump into whatever or get bumped into themselves.



No marine life was harmed during the making of this video.

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Another sample of grandparent and grandchildren stories:

A grandmother was observing her granddaughter, Sarah, who was drawing with her crayons. The grandmother could plainly see that the young child was hard at work.

As little Sarah was working diligently, the grandmother asked her what she was drawing.

Sarah replied, “I'm drawing God.”

The grandmother paused, saying, “But, Sarah darling, no one knows what God looks like.”

Sarah replied, “They will in a minute.”

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Father, Son and Holy Smoke!

One night at bedtime, a father was passing by his son's room and overheard his son praying: "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa."

The father was somewhat confused about his son‘s prayers, but at least his son was praying. The next morning, however, they found the grandfather prostrate on the floor, dead of an apparent heart attack. The father was naturally a bit unnerved at the timing but reassured himself that it was just a coincidence.

That night at bedtime, the father again overheard his son praying: "God bless Mommy and Daddy. Ta ta, Grandma."

The father was definitely worried, but reassured himself that his son’s prayers could not be connected to the grandfather’s death. He decided to go to bed and try not to worry about it. But, unfortunately, the next morning the grandmother was lying on the floor, also dead of a heart attack.

By now the father was really scared. He decided to wait outside his son's door that night and listen to his prayers. Once again, the boy prayed: "God bless Mommy. Ta ta, Daddy."

By now the father was nearly out of his mind with anxiety. He paced half of the night, then finally decided to head straight for the hospital and the emergency room. By the time the ER doctor saw him it was early morning. The doctor reassured the father that his health was fine and he had nothing to worry about.

When he finally arrived home in the late morning, his wife was standing on the porch, waiting.

She said, "Thank God you're here. You won‘t believe what happened! We found the milkman dead on our porch this morning!"

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More About Grandchildren and Grandparents

Sometimes grandparents and grandchildren can add so much to our lives. Here are some precious quotes from grandchildren:

A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own childhood was like.

"In the winter, we used to skate outside on a pond. In the summer, we had a swing made from an automobile tire. My dad, who was your great grandfather, hung it from a tree in our back yard."

We also rode our own pony and picked wild raspberries in the woods in the late summer and fall."

The little granddaughter, wide-eyed in near astonishment, was taking all of this in. Finally she said to her grandmother, "Grandma, I sure wish I'd gotten to know you sooner!"

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Grandson's First Funeral:

A five-year-old boy was attending his first funeral, which was for the burial of his maternal grandfather. It was a Catholic service in a church, and the priest was up in front of the congregation explaining what happens to one’s soul after death.

After taking it all in for awhile, the young grandson pulled on his father’s pants leg, pointed at the priest and asked, "Dad, is that God?"

Last story Copyright 2007. Seamus McCafferty. All rights reserved.

Grandchildren humor is the best humor

My adorable little grandson surprised me, his grandmother, early one morning with a cup of piping hot coffee. He had brewed it himself, and he was so very proud of his creation. So, naturally, he anxiously awaited my verdict on its quality.

It had to be one of the worst cups of coffee I had ever had in my life. However, I was determined not to let him know that and I forced myself to drink it completely, smiling as I drank. At the last sip I noticed two of those tiny green army men lying in the bottom of the cup.

I asked him, "Honey, why would there be these small, green army men in the bottom of my cup?"

My grandson answered, "You know, grandma, it's like on TV, 'The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup.’"

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Grandparents and Grandchildren

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.