Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Why did Britney Spears Lose Her Kids?

Why did Britney Spears lose her kids?

In case you have not heard, Los Angeles Superior Court Commissioner Scott Gordon ruled on Monday that Britney must turn custody of her two children, Sean and Jayden, over to her ex-husband, Kevin Federline.

The reason why Britney lost her kids is hardly earth shaking. She lost them because she did not obey the judge's orders.

In previous court appearances, Britney was ordered to obtain a valid California drivers license and to be tested randomly for drug and alcohol use.

Britney knew about the court orders, and her lawyer knew about the orders. In fact, most of the general public knew about the court orders because they were so widely reported in the media.

Yet Britney showed up in court on Monday untested and without a license.

The court Commissioner had no choice. He had to show Britney that he is the boss--what he says goes.

So he awarded full custody of the two kids to Kevin.

Guess what Britney did right after her court session? She applied for a California drivers license.

Well, at least she is learning. It appears that losing her kids has made some impact on the singer.

She is also learning how to exit an automobile. The above photo on the left is the notorious shot of Britney leaving an automobile while not wearing any undies. The next photo is Britney exiting her car on Monday.

Notice the difference?

It appears that the Brit is not quite as dumb as she appears to be because she has at least learned how to cover herself up.

But if it takes Britney this long to learn such basic rules of life, she is going to be learning many of life's lessons the hard way.

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Anonymous said...

I cannot wait to see what Lindsey will do to try and top this one.

McCafferty Himself said...

Actually, Lindsay has not been much fun lately. She has been in rehab for the last two months, so she has not engaged in public inebriation nor gotten herself arrested.

She has turned into an old stick in the mud. You know what they say: there is nothing worse than a reformed alcoholic.

Anonymous said...

didn't Lohan bail on rehab the other day? Thought I heard something about that.

McCafferty Himself said...

That is the word--that she has left rehab and is cured. We will see if she makes more news.

She starts filming a new movie on 10/15/2007. So far, she has not been arrested since leaving rehab. She's won't be much fun otherwise. Good girls are boring.