Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Sherlock Holmes - It's Elementary My Dear Watson

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are on a camping trip. After setting up their tent, they fall asleep. Hours later, Holmes suddenly wakes his faithful companion.

"Watson, look up at the sky. Tell me what do you see."

Watson answers, "I see millions of stars."

"And what does that tell you?" asks Holmes.

Watson considers the question momentarily and replies, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. By the clock, it is approximately a quarter past two. Theologically, it's evident that God is all-powerful and that we are small and insignificant. From a meteorologic standpoint, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"

Silent for a moment, Holmes soon replies. "Watson, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent."

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