Friday, May 11, 2007

Redneck and Australian Aborigine Love

Two Australian Aborigine guides were walking in the outback with a vacationing American redneck, when, suddenly, one of the Aborigines ran up a hill toward the mouth of a small cave. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" the Aborigine yelled into the cave. Then he carefully listened, hoping for a special answer.

"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he heard from the cave.

Tearing off his clothes, he ran into the cave. The redneck, looking puzzled, asked the other Aborigine what that was all about. Had the other Aborigine gone crazy?

"Oh no," replied the Aborigine. "It is a mating ritual custom. When Aborigine men see a cave, they holler, ‘Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!’ into the opening. If they get an answer from inside the cave, it means there is a girl in there waiting to mate."

Just then they saw another cave. The second Aborigine ran up to the opening of the cave, stopped, and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" Immediately, there was the answer of "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" from far inside the cave.

Aborigine number 2 tore off his clothes and darted into the cave.

After that, the redneck wandered around the outback alone until he came upon a great big cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening, he was thinking, "Whoa, doggies! Look at the size of this cave! It is much bigger than the ones the Aborigines found. There must be a very fine woman waiting in this cave!"

As he stood in front of the opening, he hollered with all his might "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"

Eyes closed and grinning in anticipation, he soon heard the resounding answer he had hoped for, "WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO!"

With a glint in his eyes and a huge smile on his face, he sped into the cave, ripping off his clothes while he ran.

The next day, the headline of the local newspaper read, "Naked Redneck Run Over By Freight Train."

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