Paris Hilton Jokes

Paris Hilton:

In case you haven’t heard, a Los Angeles County judge has sentenced Paris Hilton to 45 days in jail for driving with a suspended license.

How will Paris Hilton mentally prepare for her upcoming jail term?

Here’s a guess:

“Well, 45 days isn’t so bad. That’s not even a month.”

--Thanks to David Letterman

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