Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Bar Room Humor

An extremely shy man is sitting in a bar having a drink, when he sees a very beautiful woman sitting across the bar. After what seems like an eternity, he finally gathers up enough courage to approach her, goes over to her table and asks, "Uh…er…would you mind very much if I…uh…sat down and talked to you for awhile?"

She replies, yelling loudly, "No, I won’t sleep with you? Are you nuts?"

Now, the whole bar turns quiet, and everyone is staring at him. He melts to the floor and oozes back to his corner of the bar.

A few minutes later, the same woman walks over to his end of the bar and apologizes. Smiling at him, she says, "I’m sorry for embarrassing you, but I’m a psychology student studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."

To which he replies, yelling quite loudly, "What?…$200! What do you mean? $200!"

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Anonymous said...

Dude you must have been abused by blondes as a child, just watched the blonde ordering food in the library. Hold on, I think I wet myself, that was funny as hell.