Showing posts with label Bill. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bill. Show all posts

Friday, May 23, 2008

Bill O'Reilly Throws Tantrum, Stephen Colbert Mocks Him - Video

It’s ashamed I am for the Irish because Bill O'Reilly from The O'Reilly Factor on Fox News is one of us. Regardless of your politics, O'Reilly often is thought of as a bit of an ass because he has a reputation for behaving somewhat abusively.

Someone found an old tape of O'Reilly having an abusive meltdown from the early 1990's when he worked for Inside Edition. We thought we might share some of that and also share a funny reaction from Stephen Colbert from Comedy Central.

In the first video of O’Reilly’s meltdown we have inserted a few shots of a small three-year-old boy who is also having a meltdown. There might be a few similarities. Some have found it funny, but others have not. You can decide for yourself. O'Reilly uses the f-word a couple of times in his meltdown, so do not watch if that offends you. The three-year-old has better sense than to use the f-word in public.



Regardless, Stephen Colbert's version on the Colbert Report is very funny. Give a look.



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Monday, August 13, 2007

Hillary Clinton Graffiti

The American voter seems to favor Hillary Clinton, according to the latest polls. Don't they remember Bubba saying, "I did not have sex with that woman?"

Are all of the American voters masochists?

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Thursday, July 26, 2007

Bill Maher knocks War, Britney Spears

Bill Maher gets special when he knocks the war, legalizing marijuana and Britney Spears.



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Friday, July 13, 2007

More Humorous Quotes

Here is a handful of humorous quotes:

Bill Maher: CNN, to mark the fifth anniversary of 9/11, is going to be re-playing their original coverage of that day. Let's just hope that President Bush doesn't tune in and go, "Oh my God, they've done it again!."

Chico Marx: Well, who you gonna believe, me or your own eyes?

Homer Simpson: Just once, I wish someone would call me "sir" without adding, "you're making a scene."

Jeff Foxworthy: Being a designated driver is not a desirable job. If you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.

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Friday, May 25, 2007

On Paris Hilton, David Letterman and Bill Murray

David Letterman came up with an absolute gem the other night when he was talking about Paris Hilton. Here is David on Paris:

“Paris Hilton has taken to reading the bible to help her through her upcoming jail sentence. But, she admittedly is no expert on the bible. She thought Deuteronomy meant having an operation to remove your deuter.”

Paris will soon be more fodder for the talk shows when June 5th arrives. That is the date that she is scheduled to report to the slammer for 45 days because she was caught driving after her drivers license had been suspended.

Prepare yourself for some very clever quips from some of the professional quipsters out there. It has been so rare for celebrities to get convicted and sentenced these days, that it is truly hard to believe that one of the self-promoters is actually going to get punished for exhibiting anti-social behavior.

It would not surprise me if something happens to prevent Paris from actually going to jail. Some judge will issue a stay or the Governator will give her a pardon.

It was recently reported that she was seen buying a bible and a self-help manual. It is hard to believe that Paris has suddenly gotten religion, and some believe that it is merely a ploy to convince a judge that she has changed her ways.

Bill Murray was quoted once regarding money and fame. Bill said:

“To people who want to be rich and famous, I'd say, ‘Get rich first and see if that doesn't cover it.’”

Well, Paris was obviously very rich before she became a celebrity, and obviously that didn’t cover it for her. How many people even knew who she was before her infamous x-rated video showed up on the Internet?

She didn’t just want to be famous, she wanted to be famous and desired by men everywhere.

Others believe that Paris’ upcoming jail sentence is merely a publicity gimmick. Her publicists have been very good at getting her name out there in front of the public eye. Did you know that Paris is 26 years old and already has an autobiography entitled “Confessions of an Heiress?”

Paris’ jail sentence may be a real consequence to a young woman’s overindulgence in herself or it may be only a publicity stunt designed for self-promotion. But Paris has managed to get the whole planet talking about her once again.

What does that tell you?

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Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Graffiti Fame

This is what sometimes happens when you try to tell some folks what they can and cannot do. Good or bad, once you are famous, you may just live forever inside of sarcastic minds. I am just glad I am not famous, my name isn't Bill...and I'm not sarcastic.




Hmmmm...Cosby, Clinton, Gates...Where's Wild Bill Hickock?

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Monday, April 9, 2007

Let's see...1/4 plus 1/3 equals...

Don’t worry about your kids getting fatter just because McDonalds is trying to get them to move from the quarter pounder to a new, black angus beef third-pounder.

It won’t work.

They’re American kids.

They don’t know that a third is bigger than a quarter.

--Thanks to Bill Maher.

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Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Aging Gracefully

Here are some gems about growing up and growing older from the great Bill Cosby :

* Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

* When you become senile, you won't know it.

* My eleven year old daughter mopes around the house all day waiting for her breasts to grow.

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