Wednesday, November 14, 2007

A Few Blonde Jokes and a Blonde Video

Here are a few blonde jokes to brighten your day and a blonde video too.

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to change her hair color to brunette. Once she had brown hair, she decided to take a relaxing drive in the country.

After driving through a rural area for a while, she saw a farmer with a flock of sheep and thought, "Oh! Those sheep are just adorable!"

The blonde pulled over to the side of the road, got out of her car and walked over to the farmer asking him, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?"

The farmer was a bit of a gambler, so he agreed to go along with the bet.

The blonde looked at the flock for a few moments then guessed, “157.”

“Wow!” said the amazed farmer. She was right, hitting the exact number right on the head!

So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette, remember), picked one out, put it into the back seat of her car and prepared to leave.

But before she could go, the farmer walked up to her car and asked, “If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?”


Okay, she wasn't too smart, but at least she was cute.


A gorgeous blonde was at a pizza shop picking up her pizza order when the clerk asked if she wanted it cut into six pieces or twelve.

"Six, please,” she replied. “I could never eat twelve."


A blonde walked into the library, stormed up to the front desk and said, "I have a complaint!"

"Yes, Ma'am?" said the startled librarian peering up at her.

"I borrowed a book last week and it was just horrible!"

The puzzled librarian asked "Well, what was wrong with it?"

"It had way too many characters and absolutely no plot whatsoever!" stated the blonde.

“Ahh!” Nodded the librarian. “You must be the person who took our phone book."

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