McCafferty's Pub

Drunk Videos and New Drunk Joke

2010-06-07T15:22:00.003-05:00

We have been remiss in posting drunk stories and videos lately, so we are offering a couple of drunk humor videos and a totally new drunk joke. BTW you will really like the drunk joke because it is classic Irish comedy featuring the adventures of Michael Murphy himself.

The first video was taken somewhere in either Russia or one of the former Soviet republics, judging from the language spoken. As you know Russians often excel at inebriation so it is only fitting that we acknowledge their drunken prowess with a video in Mother Russia's honor.

As you see from the photo above our hero is at the beach and is simply attempting to get dressed. His problem lies in mistaking his pants for his shirt, which results in a dramatic challenge for our new friend, Yuri.

Let's see how Yuri handles himself:

Well, so much for how well Yuri handles his vodka. All he needed to remember was one leg at a time. Poor Yuri!

I don't know about you, but I found all of that giggling in the background a bit annoying. That is the problem with YouTube vids, sometimes you have to take what you get.

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At least we are not forced to endure endless giggling in our second drunken video. The background in this vid is a song called "Yakkety Sax" and is something we commonly heard on the Benny Hill TV series. Thankfully, the "Yakkety Sax" fits the mood of our video perfectly.

In this video we find ourselves among three intoxicated revelers, two of whom feel a need to mount a statue of a horse. Their inebriated state has clearly diminished their excellence at a vertical jump, but has in no way dampened their enthusiasm.

Let's join our trio during their visit with Mr. Ed:

Mr. Ed was well ahead of our tipsy triumvirate until they broke his legs, which is foul play in anybody's language. Naturally, our liquored up friends quickly skulked away into the night rather than face responsibility for their dastardly deed. What will Wilbur say?

You know what happens to horses with more than one broken leg. We're afraid it is off to the glue factory for poor ole Mr. Ed. That's no way to treat a talking horse now is it?

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We promised you a new drunk story, but let us warn you this one is just slightly on the blue side, but only marginally so.

Having warned the faint of heart among us let us re-introduce you to our good Irish friend Michael Murphy who is as boozed up a lad as you'll find either side of the Atlantic. If Michael is not three sheets to the wind by the Noon hour then it must be election day, because why else would the drinking establishments of Dublin be closed?

We join Michael as he arrives for his appointment with Dr. Kevin O'Phelan for his annual checkup. Michael has been worrying about his health lately because he has not been feeling his best, so he is concerned that he may finally be paying the price for his incessant drinking.

Dr. Kevin has required that Michael strip down to his bvd's, and Michael has dutifully complied. As Dr. Kevin begins going about his business with Michael, he suddenly looks up at the lad and says in an authoritative tone, "Michael, I am afraid you are going to have to stop masturbating."

"Oh my Lord, God!" exclaims a shocked Michael. "Why?"

"Because I'm trying to examine you," replies Dr. Kevin.

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Drunk Driver Launches Her Car Over Toll Booth - Caught on Video

2010-06-04T22:16:00.001-05:00

Yasmine Villasana, an allegedly drunk driver at the Dallas-Fort Worth, Texas, airport, drove her car so fast toward a toll booth that she launched her vehicle over the toll booth when she accidentally hit a ramp in front of the booth. Her 2006 Chev Impala is highlighted in yellow in the above photo.

The accident, which was caught on video, caused her car to fly over another vehicle and burst into flames upon landing. The police report states that, amazingly enough, Yasmine only had a broken wrist, and no one else was injured.

Yasmine's Chev Impala suffered a fatal blow and had to be retired to an auto graveyard. Yasmine's mug shot is to the right.

It is said that the driver was slightly ticked off when the control tower refused to clear her for take off, so she decided to take matters into her own hands. Of course, that is only speculation, but airport authorities did confirm that Yasmine had filed no flight plan.

Any seasoned pilot will tell you that you will never be cleared for take off until you file a flight plan.

Ms. Villasana told police that her vehicle had been rear ended by another vehicle "which caused her vehicle to strike the Toll Booth Protector Barricade, launch into the air, land on the roadway and catch on fire." Ms. Villasana also tried to re-enter her vehicle even though it was still on fire.

For whatever reason the police doubted her story, administered a breathalyzer test and subsequently arrested Ms. Villasana for driving while intoxicated.

Redneck Truck Driver Hates Pedestrians, Destroys Bridge - Video

2010-05-24T00:56:00.001-05:00

An eccentric redneck truck driver proved how much he hates pedestrians when he deliberately destroyed a pedestrian bridge over a highway. A few pedestrians were crossing the bridge at the time of the violent "accident," but none was killed, thankfully.

While Billy Bob "Bubba" Montana was motoring his rig through Istanbul, Turkey, he noticed a pedestrian bridge in the distant horizon. Now ol' Bubba hates pedestrian bridges almost as much as he hates pedestrians, but he would obviously go to jail for running down people. The sanctions against bridge killers are not as high.

Git a load of ol' Bubba in action:

Okay, I admit I fibbed a bit. That redneck was not really ol' Bubba Montana at all. It was his Turkish cousin, Ali Carimbeigh, who is also a redneck truck driver who hates pedestrian bridges. Ali took out that bridge like it was made of spaghetti. That sucker really went down in a hurry did it not?

They are simply going to have to make bridges a bit tougher with drivers like ol" Bubba and ol' Ali around or else they will have ti take away their trucking licenses, but I would hate to be the cop enforcing that issue. Ugh!

More About The Worm Song

2010-05-10T20:15:00.093-05:00

About three years ago I posted what I thought was a cute poem entitled, "The Worm Song." I had stumbled upon the poem while reading tidbits about The Prairie Home Companion, the remarkable Garrison Keillor radio program.

I soon learned that the poem was actually a song that many folks had sung when they were kids. They sang it at campfires, at parties or wherever kids sang songs.

Many blog visitors inquired where they could get the music to go along with the poem. I am happy to report that I finally stumbled upon the music that goes with the poem.

The song is performed by the Twin Sisters, who also perform many other children's songs. As near as I can tell, the Twin Sisters no longer offer the album "The Worm Song" appeared on. However, the Girl Scouts of Greater Iowa are still selling it and 101 other camp songs in one single album for $12.99.

For those who merely want to sample the music, just stop by here at McCafferty's Pub and listen any time.

	Twin Sisters Productions - The Worm Song .mp3

Here are the lyrics:

The earth was wet with the dew of the dawn
As the worm scented air swept over the lawn
A big fat worm came out of the ground
To see the world and to look around.

And as he gazed at the azure sky
Another little worm came up nearby
Said he, with a wiggle, “You’re a cute little worm,
Let’s you and I go out for a squirm
I could easily fall in love with you
If you’ll condescend to a rendezvous.”

But the cute little worm just shook its head
And to the big fat worm it said,
“No rendezvous between us two
Because I’m the other end of you.”

Personally, I prefer it as a poem, myself. The original post of "The Worm Song" is here.

Guns and Wicked Girls in Bikinis - Video

2010-04-24T22:22:00.001-05:00

If you ever thought that guns went well with young girls in bikinis, you were simply wrong dude, regardless of what some gun magazines want you to believe. We have posted proof of our assertion that, while bimbos and bikinis may seem a natural combination, mixing guns with bikinis is as unnatural as it comes.

In fact, such a union might just turn out lethal.

Please bear that in mind while watching our first video:

Those last two girls in the vid were just plain dangerous. The one sitting on the bicycle handlebars just missed shooting off her feet by only inches. When this lady is armed, she is truly a lethal weapon. Lethal to whom is the question.

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We do not want you to think of us as male chauvinist pigs, so that is why we included the second video about girls, bikinis and guns. Unlike the women of our first video, these young bikini-clad women of our second video prove they know their way around a weapon.

Take Sidney, for example, the young blonde woman in the red, white and blue bikini firing the Tech 9:

Sidney is proof we are not sexist because this girl knows how to handle a Tech 9, a small, lightweight automatic handgun weighing only 4.5 pounds. The Tech 9 fires 9mm ammunition and is popular because of its small size and light weight.

The Tech 9 is available as a semi-automatic or fully-automatic weapon, although fully automatic guns are illegal in the US.

Sidney is also popular because of her small size and light weight. Not only that, it is our guess that she could handle her own in a fire fight, but we do not know if Sidney qualifies as semi or fully automatic. The fact that she wears a bikini is totally irrelevant and beside the point.

Gloria models the AK47, which is the weapon of choice for most of the world's terrorists. The AK47 is cheap and remarkable strong and virtually indestructible.

The AK47 fires 7.26mm ammunition and weighs in at just under 9.5 pounds. Many a US soldier who has seen combat will recognize the distinctive sound of the AK47.

We know you want to know if Gloria is cheap, strong and indestructible too, but we are not going there. Sometimes saying less is better than saying more. We are unsure whether Gloria's sound is distinctive or not.

We could continue all day inflicting innuendo upon innuendo about the other young models in our videos, but we know that watching is much more fun than merely reading about it.

The Cat and The Ipad - Video

2010-04-15T23:47:00.002-05:00

Barely on the market for merely days, Apple's ipads are creating unexpected phenomenons with house cats of all things. Because the ipads can go just about anywhere, your favorite kitty cat can get very up close and personal.

Depending upon the application running on the ipad some ol' puddy tats are expressing some fun reactions. Here is a video that went viral in two days with 1.5 million views already. Check it out:

Here is a thought. What if some clever programmer came up with an ipad app just to entertain cats? Sell a million or so apps at $1-$2 per, and your retirement program is fully funded.

On another subject, a close friend of mine, who had four blogs that were all hosted by Blogger/Google, recently found all four blogs deleted by Google for no apparent reason. One day the blogs were there and the next day they were not.

When he tried to contact Google about the deletion, he was directed to a static web page that stated that the fine print in Blogger/Google's Term of Use (TOU) states that Google may delete your blog at any time for any reason.

That was the only explanation he received, and Google would not answer his email requesting more information. To my knowledge his blogs were not in violation of any of Google's TOU.

They were just gone and he was totally stonewalled by Google about the reason. Obviously, Google does not seem to care much about public relations.

That is the reason I have not been posting lately. It takes a great deal of effort to set up your blog, fine tune it to look the way you want and to post your posts. When a giant corporation like Google says they can take it all away from with one click of the delete button, you sort of lose interest in posting.

If you have any blogs, be sure you back them up frequently. In addition to back ups on my hard drive, I also have posted a copy of all my blogs at McCafferty Himself.

Peilican Attacks Reporter - Funny Video

2010-02-17T12:35:00.001-06:00

Marnie, a normally tame and docile pelican at Sydney's Taronga Zoo, decided she did not like Steve Jacobs, the Channel Nine Today Show Weatherman from down under, and decided to display her opinion while on the air.

Here is the result:

"Not the first time he's been pinched in the butt by a bird," adlibbed Today Show host Karl Stefanovic. That's a good one, Karl.

Celebrities Without Makeup

2009-12-18T00:01:00.003-06:00

We haven't embarrassed any celebrities lately, so perhaps it is time we perplexed a few by showing you what some of them really look like sans makeup. The science or art of adding makeup to a face appears to have come a long way in the last few years, at least considering some of the differences in the before and after photos that we have gathered here.

Let's take a look (hover your mouse over the photo to pause the array):

One would have to say that there are some real shockers here, such as Sharon Stone and Goldie Hawn. Now those two have aged a bit lately, but Sharon and Goldie really attest to the wonders of what modern makeup can do for a woman's looks.

We remember one post we had from a while back about how nearly anyone could become a supermodel because makeup is now able to hide a plethora of flaws in a model's skin. That post featured a video of exactly how a makeup artist transforms a relatively attractive model into one who appears very glamorous and remarkably beautiful.

The post is at Redneck Super Models. Check it out.

Back at our slideshow, Actress Rene Zellweger's before and after photos are another example that is a bit surprising, and how about Pamela Anderson? You would probably not recognize her before photo at first glance.

Pamela was first discovered when she was quite young at a sporting event, when a cameraman put her on the Jumbotron screen because she looked so pretty. In fact when the audience saw her on the screen they went wild because she looked so good.

Like anyone else the years have taken their toll on Pamela's good looks, but she jumps right into the fountain of youth when the right makeup artist plies his or her trade, taking off the years and transforming Pamela into a great beauty once again.

Jerry Hall once was a supermodel and is the former wife of Mick Jaggar of the Rolling Stones. Without her makeup one would never guess that is the face of a supermodel.

And how about Jessica Simpson? Wow! That one really surprised us. Without her makeup she looks like an Okie from Oskogie. Plus she is only 30 years old, so she still has youth on her side. Despite all of that her no makeup photo makes her look like any other WalMart shopper.

Kate Hudson sure has her work cut out for her, trying to pass for a movie star. Without makeup she would not have a chance of making it on the big screen.

It is a good thing the rest of us do not have to depend on our looks to get us by. What a challenge that would be.

Funny Mischief at the Car Wash - Video

2009-12-04T14:31:00.002-06:00

I sense slightly that this one may have been set up. Who has a camera in just the right position at the car wash? Not I. Although with all of the camera cell phones out there, it is possible.

In any event the hijinks from it all are quite funny. I do know that at some of those car washes you cannot shut off the hose no matter what. I think I would have gone to where the hose hangs from the ceiling and started trying to tame the beast from that angle.

Let's have a look:

Well, setup or not I found that one to be fun. Not sure why the one dude spent so much time on the ground. Was he hurt or just hiding from the hose? I dunno. Do you?

I think that these guys should stay away from the do it yourself car washes. They are more the full service types I believe.

Redneck Wrecking Ball and Profile in Courage - Videos

2009-11-29T20:13:00.001-06:00

It must be a redneck behind the controls of the wrecking ball in our first video because who else would be so careless that he would allow a wrecking ball to swing out into the street right into the afternoon traffic? A hapless SUV driver becomes the recipient of bad tidings from an enormous ball and chain.

Talk about being in the wrong place at the wrong time. It is said that this driver did manage to survive the speedy onrush of the massive glob of iron and steel, although I cannot imagine how.

Have a look for yourself:

It is still hard to understand how anyone survived that hit. More power to the driver.

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Although there is only a little humor in our second video, it is still on our must watch list. Mother Nature dealt 27-year-old Nick Vujicic an incredibly tough hand in the card game of life, but what impresses everyone who sees this video is how Nick handles his misfortune.

This one you must watch:

New Dominoes World Record Set - Video

2009-11-16T12:54:00.001-06:00

Every few years someone sets a new world record for collapsing Dominoes, and it is always a fun video to watch as the small little squares tumble in succession. But now Dominoes come in colors which makes for an even better video to watch.

4,345,027 dominoes fell last Friday night in The Netherlands during a two-hour TV show. Since the Dominoes appear to now come in just about every color in the rainbow, the Dutch crew setting them up can really let their imagination run wild when designing how they will look and fall.

These folks seem to have gone all out with their designing. Some of the designs are just incredible.

Let's watch.

That was truly cool!

Knight in Armor and Lemonade Stand Pranks - Videos

2009-11-14T18:05:00.065-06:00

Knights in Shining Armor

Some of the best videos are the ones in which a prank is played on some unsuspecting innocent bystander. Here we have a fellow dressed up in a suit of armor. Of course, the tourists think it is an empty suit of armor. Watch the fun that naturally follows:

I think that half of the fun on that vid is the deep voice of the announcer laughing at the antics.

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Lemonade Stand

Remember when you were a kid and you tried to sell lemonade on the street corner. Bet you didn't make too much money, did you?

The next video is a prank in which a few young boys with a lemonade stand fool their customers into thinking that the lemonade is really something other than lemonade. The customers react predictably when they think they discover that they have been duped. Let's watch:

I think that one blonde woman actually began to cry. I don't know about you, but I really liked that vid. I wish I was that creative when I was a kid.

Beaker and Meep Take Over High School

2009-11-13T13:19:00.005-06:00

The Muppet Beaker from The Muppet Show has figuratively taken over a New England high school, where students are constantly repeating the sound "meep" over and over again. Beaker, who is best known for repeating the sound "meep" on the PBS' series, seems to have been informally elected champion of Danvers High School, in Danvers, Massachusets, and the students at Danvers are meeping all over the school grounds and throughout class.

They are meeping so much that Principal Thomas Murray has banned the sound from being uttered on school grounds. He has also sent an automatic phone call to parents informing them of the no meep policy. From now on any student caught meeping will be subject to suspension.

Principal Murray claims that the students refused to abide by his "reasonable request" to refrain from meeping so he was forced to institute more austere measures. Murray claims that the students planned the coordinated meeping on the Facebook web site.

According to WHDH TV in Danvers, Senior Alex Buzzi takes credit for starting the craze. "You see someone in the hall and you go 'Meep' and they go 'Meep' back and nothing, it's harmless," Buzzi said.

Students claim that a freshman biology teacher felt threatened by the word. "They like to anger him and walk by his class and say it so people get suspended for it now," said Brianna Lapointe, a junior.

The following video shows Muppet Beaker singing a Meep song:

The video has already received over 7 million views on YouTube, so do not be surprised if this becomes a national craze with students nationwide meeping everywhere.

Jill and Kevin's Wedding Entrance
Redneck Slingshot
Drunk and Not-So-Dumb Blonde Humor
A Few Blonde Jokes and a Blonde Video
Groucho Marx humor

Funny Midas Auto Repair Radio Scam

2009-11-03T14:13:00.003-06:00

The following podcast touches home because we have all been there. The auto mechanic makes his pitch and we usually do not know enough about auto mechanics, so we don't know whether to believe him or disbelieve him.

Podcast-It's like watching a video with your eyes closed!

Give a listen:

You know you can never have too much headlight fluid on hand. You just run of out of that stuff so quickly.

The following is a transcript of the radio skit for those who like to read along:

MD: Hello?
A: Hi, is Michelle Depalma there please?
MD: this is her
MD: Hello?
A: Hi, is Michelle Depalma there please?
MD: this is her
A: Hi, Michelle, Alan here from Midas auto care.
MD: Hi, Alan
A: Hi, uh, looking at your car, you brought it in for an alignment and a tune up.
MD: Yes I did.
A: yeah, we found a few more problems here, just preventive maintenence, just wanna run 'em by you see what you think.
MD: okay.
A: Just making sure you want these done. First of all the headlights: the headlight fluid is a little low, we're gonna need to top that off
MD: Alright.
A: and it'll probably be, it depends: do you want the halogen fluid or the regular fluid.
MD: Umm....well how much do they run?
A: well, it's about 10 bucks or 30 bucks...it's a question of quality really; I really wouldn't skip out, I'd go with the halogen.
MD: the halogen is better?
A: yeah.
MD: okay...and you said that was a bout $30
A: yeah. each headlight.
MD: each headlight? so...$60.
A: yeah.
MD: okay, we can go ahead and do that.
A: okay, I'll mark that off, good call, Michelle. Okay, Tires...I don't even know how this happened, this is weird. Somehow the left tires got on the right and the right tires got on the left, so you want us to switch those back around for you?
MD: Um, yeah, is that dangerous?
A: oh yeah. I mean, be thankful the front weren't on the back and the back on the front. That could cause a real headache.
MD: Oh gosh!
A: well, sometimes the servicemen get confused if you've had it in for service recently.
MD Well how much is that gonna cost?
A: That's gonna be about $50 per tire
MD: Per tire?
A: But we don't need to do the spare, that we can leave alone.
MD: yeah, we don't need to do the spare...so $100?
A: Yeah $200.
MD: Oh $200
A: yeah, $50 a tire and you'll be thankful. Imagine you're going down Southfield and whammo you hit a pothole? big problems. yeah
MD: okay, alright we can do that
A: And the biggest problem here, uh, my guy checked it out, I don't know, last time you were in for service, how long do you think it's been since you've had your car checked out.
MD: ummm, I don't know, maybe a month ago?
A: yeah, I don't know how this happened, maybe when you parked it in a mall or maybe in service, someone removed the transmission.
MD: the transmission?
A: yeah, it's just gone.
MD: don't you need that to...
A: well you ...it improves gas mileage, but...you really probably need one. You want us to install one for ya?
MD: well, yeah, if I really need one, but how much is that gonna cost me?
A: well, it's gonna be a bit, I'd actually get 2 for this kind of car
MD: okay, 2? how much is that gonna be.
A: How often do you drive in reverse?
MD: umm...I guess just when I back out of my driveway
A: okay, can you park in the street maybe?
MD: yeah, I could probably do that.
A: okay, because no reverse function that'll save you a few hundred right there.
MD: oh it will?
A: yeah, especially if you're getting 2 transmissions.
MD: ok.
A: so, there's one last thing, and this is purely cosmetic, and I don't know if it matters to you, we noticed in your car that the cigarette lighter was missing?
MD: yeah it is
A: we can throw that in no charge, we can throw that in
MD: oh really?
A: yeah, do you want that. That'll just be $70 installation, but we won't charge you for the cigarette lighter.
MD: oh ...okay, well...how much is everything going to be together.
A: uuh...let me run up a total here ...let's see, we've got the tires, halogen fluid, lighter installation, 8, 3, 6, carry the 2..and add that in there, labor..okay, this is great, not too much damage in there, we're talking $2443,
MD: Oh my god
A: and that's great because the cigarette lighter you have in there is not a very expensive one.
MD: oh, well, I need to call my dad to see if I can borrow some of the money
A; sure
MD: ...to help pay for it. Could I call you back?
A: yeah, actually we might have someone here who can help you when you call back
A': yeah, when you call us back can you call us at the new Q95. This is Mojo in the morning and you're the victim of a phone scam.
MD: OH!

Jill and Kevin's Wedding Entrance

Redneck Bathroom Break

Redneck Slingshot

Breaking News: Zoologist Goes on Tranquilizing Rampage

Curiosity Scares the Pants off This Missus - Funny Video

A Funny Case of Wild Police Hot Pursuit

2009-10-29T22:31:00.006-05:00

Apparently a police high speed hot pursuit does not mean quite the same thing in Romania as it means in most other parts of the world. Such a phrase usually draws visions of flashing squad car lights, loud police sirens wailing their song and near brushes with death as tires squeal around sharp corners.

In Romania, the police move at a different pace than in America. In Romania the police, they...well, they...Perhaps it would be easier just to watch for yourself:

Yes! That certainly was a dangerous high speed hot pursuit. It is truly amazing that the officers are able to keep up such a rapid chase. Did you skin your knee when you tripped officer? That must really hurt!

Yes, officer, is this your gun? It seems you dropped it because you were in such a hurry. Oh, no! Don't worry! I won't tell your captain.

At least the Romanian police can boast that they have very few fatalities due to high speed pursuits.

Drunkest Drunk Ever Goes On Beer Run - Viral Video

Alcoholic Monkeys in the Caribbean - Video

Jill and Kevin's Wedding Entrance

Redneck Bathroom Break

Redneck Slingshot

The Fun Theory - Changing Stairs into a Piano

2009-10-23T16:19:00.058-05:00

This is the Fun Theory video in which Volkswagen changed a simple flight of stairs into a flight of stairs made up of a piano keyboard with each step becoming one key on the keyboard.

What was once a mere stairway is now a piano that can be played by stepping on keys. The change was accomplished overnight by a work crew on steps leading to and from the Odenplan subway in Stockholm, Sweden. Applying pressure on each step results in playing a musical note.

Suddenly climbing the stairs is no longer drudgery. Now it is fun.

The folks at Volkswagen postulated that one can change human behavior by making a dreary experience into one that is fun. They clearly succeeded tremendously getting a 66% increase in the use of the stairs as opposed to the escalator.

Watch for yourself:

Julie Andrews accomplished the same thing in the film, The Sound of Music, when she taught the children that a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down "in a most delightful way."

Maybe musical stairs will soon be coming to a stairway near you?

Drunkest Drunk Ever Goes On Beer Run - Viral Video

Alcoholic Monkeys in the Caribbean - Video

Why You Should Let Sleeping Dogs Lie - Video

Prison Break Caught on Video

Grandchildren Humor

Drunkest Drunk Ever Goes On Beer Run - Viral Video

2009-10-15T13:42:00.006-05:00

The following video is such an Internet hit that it has gone viral almost instantly, and it is no wonder because it qualifies as some of the best drunk humor available.

This incident occurred only nine days ago at 10:45 AM no less on a Tuesday morning. Our inebriated hero has set forth upon a Lordly quest to sate his quench of thirst. In other words, he is on a beer run.

Such a valiant effort in search of liquid sustenance is restrained by his obvious inability to resist the law of gravity. As you will see in the video, our hero continually succumbs to Sir Isaac Newton's law regardless of his endeavors to thwart it.

As in most such thirst motivated missions, the humor is in the journey itself, rather than our hero's ultimate destination.

Let's watch:

The scary part is that all of the other drunks at the party chose this guy as the one sober enough to go on a beer run. Since we all know that the Internet is forever, just wait until our hero applies for a new job and his prospective employer shows him this video. He will not be a happy camper.

Alcoholic Monkeys in the Caribbean - Video

Drunks and Mechanical Bulls - Funny Video

Rocky, the Drunken Squirrel

Drunken Redneck Ukrainian Wedding Fight

Drunk DUI Humor

Alcoholic Monkeys in the Caribbean - Video

2009-10-06T17:36:00.005-05:00

A friend of mine alerted me to this story on YouTube, and since he does not have a blog I decided to blog it for him. Imagine you are vacationing at a quiet little Caribbean getaway, lazing along side the pool with nary a care in the world.

Your waitress arrives toting a pina colada, a long island iced tea, or some similar vacation style cocktail featuring those tiny umbrellas with an excessively ample measure of booze.

Suddenly, a small alcoholic vervet monkey appears out of nowhere, and, after absconding with your drink, he disappears even faster than he appeared.

Sound far fetched? Watch and learn:

It seems that alcoholic monkeys are worse than their human counterparts.

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Slip N Slide, You're Fired, Bull in Irish Shop - Videos
Why You Should Let Sleeping Dogs Lie - Video
Otter Heaven - Cuteness Personified

Mary Travers - Not Your Average Folk Singer

2009-09-20T20:33:00.002-05:00

Mary Travers, singer, songwriter and unforgettable member of the folk singing group, Peter, Paul and Mary, died a few days ago on September 16, 2009 at the age of 72. Peter, Paul and Mary made their presence known on the international stage at a time when songs often carried a message along with a tune, and Mary and her cohorts, Peter Yarrow and Paul Stookey's, songs carried more messages than most.

In the 1950s and the 1960s patriotism had not been hubristically claimed as the exclusionary property of any political party or philosophy, so the spirit of patriotism was shared by all Americans and hogged by none.

In that same spirit we present Peter, Paul and Mary singing "This Land is Your Land" and performed live in Japan, no less:

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Mary Travers understood that music and song did not work if they were not fun, so she and the group also popularized songs that had no real message but were most definitely fun. Some were thought to be children's songs, but adults loved them every bit as much as the kids did.

Here are Peter, Paul and Mary singing "Puff the Magic Dragon:"

In one concert I attended the group jokingly ridiculed the concept that "Puff" was a veiled reference to marijuana because music critics had been attempting to draw parallels between the lyrics and drug use. Puff was merely a fun children's song and nothing more.

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Citations

1) Mary Travers (singer), http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Travers_(singer); Wikipedia. Retrieved 9/20/2009

Robber Asks Victim Out on Date - Video

2009-09-10T14:01:00.002-05:00

Stephfon Bennett of Columbus, Ohio, must be one hopelessly romantic son of a gun. Either that or he is so full of himself that he assumes women can not resist his charms.

The question is do his charms consist of a boyish grin and a sparkling wit, or instead do they comprise just the business end of a Saturday night special?

You see, it seems that 20-year-old Stephfon and two accomplices allegedly robbed Diana Martinez and her friend late last Sunday night on the North side of Columbus and they did point a gun at Diana's head in the process.

But that is the ordinary part of our tale, if you can call having a pistol pointed at your head ordinary. The extraordinary part is that two hours after the robbery, Stephfon returned to the scene of the crime and asked Diana out on a date.

Quick thinker that Diana is, she asked her cousin to call the police while she talked to Stephon, stalling him until police arrived. And arrive they did, arresting Stephfon right in front of the house on charges of aggravated robbery.

"We are not exactly sure what he was thinking at the time," said Columbus police Sgt. Sean Laird. "It's never happened, in my eight years and some months. I've never had anything like this before."

Stephfon's yearning for love has landed him a home in the Franklin County jail in lieu of $92,000 bail, and maybe he will also receive a mention in the Guinness Book of World Records as the world's most naive robber.

Did he believe that he looked rather dashing and impressive as he held his pistola to Diana's temple, so much so that he assumed that he stole her heart in that one fleeting moment? Why else would he have returned to the scene of the crime to parlay his freedom for one solitary chance at love?

The following video is a TV news report on the incident:

Stephfon must be one optimistic Romeo, or is he so hubristic that he cannot imagine any woman turning down an offer of love with the Stephfon Bennett?

Is it possible he had recently watched the movie Bonnie and Clyde, and did he picture Diana as Bonnie Parker and himself as Clyde Barrow? Did he believe she would drop her life to run off and live with him as 21st century desperadoes on the lam?

And what do his accomplices in crime think as they, in total shock, watch the details of Stephon's folly on TV? Are they bright enough to realize that Stephfon is right now making a deal for a shorter prison sentence in exchange for providing their names and location to the police?

Aah! The folly of young love never ceases to amaze.

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Giant Cow Maze Appears in Farm Field - Did UFOs Do It?

2009-09-02T16:32:00.011-05:00

This giant cow maze appeared in a farm field in Marienfelde, which is in Germany, a tad Southwest of Berlin. However, this is one time when we know it was not UFOs that were carving up the landscape.

The maze is the work of Germany's Federal Institute of Risk Assessment, which is a government agency dedicated to examining the dangers posed by products in everyday life. The purpose of carving such a complex labyrinth into a corn field was to raise public awareness of the advantages of eating healthy foods and of the potential dangers of harmful substances found in food. Plus they also wanted to explain the digestion process that occurs in a cow's stomach.

One must assume that a successful trip from the cow's mouth through the stomach and digestive tract would educate you on how food travels through a bovine's digestive system. What a way to learn!

However, if memory serves from elementary school science class, don't cows have four stomachs or compartments within their stomach? Perhaps one must actually walk the labyrinth set up by the Institute to understand it all?

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Drunks and Mechanical Bulls - Funny Video

2009-09-01T13:15:00.005-05:00

Drunk humor can be some of the best humor, with this vid being no exception. Many of you may feel that mechanical bulls are old news, and you would be right for the most part.

However, this video is one of the exceptions. In this vid we have a young lady who appears sober enough, but looks can be deceiving. I can tell you that I have watched it several times, and I continue to laugh out loud each time I view it.

In my mind, that is the sign of a truly funny video. Have a look:

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Rednecks, Crash Your Clunkers - Video

2009-08-28T16:40:00.003-05:00

Resident Rednecks of Turtle Lake, Wisconsin, recently sported their own version of cash for clunkers when they decided to forgo collecting any government cash for their old clunker of a vehicle as they might by participating in the federal government's cash for clunkers program.

Instead they started their own affair in which they crash their clunkers. No they do not receive $4,500 from the federal government, but, as you may surmise from the photo above, the Crash Your Clunker event was a whole lot more fun than any government subsidy or rebate.

What our Turtle Lake rednecks did was set up a weekend happening down in a gravel pit in Turtle Lake in which the clunkers were launched up a gravel ramp and sent hurtling into oblivion on the flip side of the ramp.

"It's a little redneck, but we love it, we accept it, we admit and we enjoy it," said Brett Moravitz, who is a self-proclaimed redneck.

Approximately 300 participants and onlookers gathered one recent Saturday afternoon at Moravitz Excavating to watch the clunkers hurtle down a runway, launch into the air and finally crash into a gravel pit.

It certainly is nowhere near as classy as NASCAR, and it demolishes the clunkers much more than a demolition derby. The Crash your Clunker event is the brainchild of Bob Moravitz.

"You don't get to do this kind-of stuff very often," said Bob. "I mean, destruction of a car that really isn't worth nothing anyway. So let's just wreck it."

Bob's son Rick and his pal Jake fitted the cars with remote-controlled devices so they could control the gas pedal and the steering. Since they didn't install any remote control on the brakes, they dug trenches along the sides of the runway to prevent the cars from veering too far off course.

Upon releasing the brake, the clunkers would speed down the runway with Rick and Jake following close behind on a four-wheeler. At the same time they controlled the speed and direction of the vehicle right up to when it launched itself off the ramp.

In addition to launching cars, they also launched a camper towing a boat and a pickup pulling a round baler. But the piece de resistance was the launching of two school buses.

It seems that the Crash Your Clunker event promises to become an annual redneck phenomenon each summer in Turtle Lake that may just grow a little each succeeding year.

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Brett Favre Moved His Cheese - Video

2009-08-25T16:13:00.004-05:00

A Minneapolis, MN, radio station has deliberately played on the recent tensions of the football rivalry between the NFL's Minnesota Vikings and the Green Bay Packers. On Saturday night, August 22, 2009, KDWB radio station hired an airplane to fly over Lambeau Field during the Packers-Buffalo Bills game.

The plane hauled a message behind it for Packers fans that said, "Hey Packers We Moved Your Cheese." Have a look at a video of the event (there may be an ad in the vid that I was not able to remove):

Naturally the message was a reference to the recent hiring of Brett Favre as the Vikings' number one quarterback. The reports are that the Packers fans at the game were none too pleased with the prank that was played at their expense.

Favre had been the Packers quarterback for about 17 seasons until he retired at the end of the 2007-08 season. He came out of retirement last year to play for the New York Jets, and now this year he again came out of retirement to play for the Vikings.

Perhaps a Green Bay radio station will now reciprocate raising the level of this friendly rivalry even further?

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Trouble with Trains - Videos

2009-08-15T20:09:00.006-05:00

Today we present trouble with trains. In our first video, a couple of boys, Russian I believe from the sound of the vid, prove to themselves that they are man enough to do something totally crazy. Have a look:

This is one daredevil type prank that I hope does not spread to the US. If I caught my kid doing this, I would ground him for a year. Having said that, I bet a stunt like that really gets the old adrenalin pumping.

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In this next video a group of kids are being kids at a train depot. Suddenly two of them try to push each other into the path of an oncoming train. They both end up on the tracks just as the train passes.

It is a miracle that they did not get killed as the train passes over them missing them literally by inches.

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Our last video has been around for a couple of years, but it fit right in with our train theme for today so I added it anyway. If you have already seen it, watch again because it is very funny.

It seems some Norwegian kids think of themselves as engineers and decide to alter the course of a high-speed train with rather amazing results. Take a look:

That video was worth the wait IMO.

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Baby Chick Fights Off Monitor Lizard - Videos

2009-08-14T13:53:00.002-05:00

This is either one tough baby chick or else one wimpy monitor lizard. The not too bright lizard tries to make breakfast out of this baby chick with ridiculous results.

The chick gives a whole new meaning to over easy, because this is one lil' chick who isn't a pushover for anyone. And that includes this lizard that only gives a half-hearted attempt at dining on chicken today.

I think that lizard will starve if that is the best it can do at securing himself a meal.

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This black labrador is totally confused in the next video and practically has a fit when he sees a vid of his roommate, the cat. Which one is your pal Felix the Cat, huh puppy? I don't know if you don't know Fido. Maybe there are two of them now.

It is pretty obvious that this pup is not tech saavy. Take some technology classes pooch because you will never make it far in this modern high tech society if you cannot even deal with a cat video. Poor puppy.

Save Water - Pee in the Shower - Video

2009-08-06T14:04:00.007-05:00

It's a slogan that began in Brazil. Save Water! "Save the Atlantic rainforest! Pee in the Shower!" Suddenly, what all mothers taught their sons and daughters not to do is now chic and considered the right thing to do.

The video below is the work of a Brazilian environmental group, SOS Mata Atlantica, whose goal is to save the Brazilian rainforest. I do not know why saving water will help save the rainforest, but I will take their word for it.

The logic behind taking a leak in the shower is simply a numbers game. One person urinating in the shower instead of the toilet once a day will save about 1,100 gallons of water a year. If every person on the planet joined in, the resultant savings would be over 6.5 trillion gallons of water saved every year.

That is some serious conservation folks.

The following video is in Portuguese so most will not be able to understand it, but the message is that people from all walks of life, from a trapeze artist to a basketball player to even an alien, are all urinating in the shower to save water.

Have a look:

This water saving campaign has legs and may go viral worldwide. Just remember, next time you shower, urinate for mother nature.

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Rain and Thunder Sound Effects - Remarkable Videos

2009-08-01T15:33:00.006-05:00

Perpetuum Jazzile, a group from Ljubljana, Slovenia, uses their hands and feet to simulate the sound of rains' pitter patter and thunder's roar. Although this video does not qualify as a humorous post, I thought its unique appeal demanded that I post it.

In addition, the group also performs more mainstream music. Check out the following video for an unusual but pleasing rendition of Cudna Noc (Strange night):

If you want to learn more about or to hear more Perpetuum Jazzile, their English version web site is Perpetuum Jazzile.

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Weird Redneck Fish and Sexy Girl - Videos

2009-07-28T18:43:00.002-05:00

While traveling the Net, I ran into a very funny guy by the name of Larry Graves over at ning.com. Larry is a clever fellow who likes to bill himself as the Canadian Studmuffin.

I readily admit that I did not research the studmuffin component of Larry's character and, frankly, I sense no burning desire to do so. For those of you who are so inclined, head on over to Larry Graves and knock yourself out.

What I did explore though is Larry's humor, and I learned that he is a very clever guy who is capable of doing strange things with fish tanks. I thought I would present a portion of Larry's wit, which oftentimes manifests a Redneck bite to it. In fact, our first vid is Larry's creation and is called Weird Fish.

Have a Look at Weird Fish by Larry Graves:

Well, that is truly one ugly fish. There is no doubt about that.

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Our second vid is also a product of the imagination of Larry Graves, who, in this video, abandoned his fish tank for a sojourn into the real world. The video is entitled Sexy Girl, and the female lead is played by Taylor Amelia, an actress who has absolutely no difficulty convincing anyone that she is, indeed, a sexy girl, a very sexy girl in fact.

Please give a look at Sexy Girl:

I don't believe that Phil made a decision there that most other men would agree with.

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Jill and Kevin's Wedding Entrance

2009-07-24T02:05:00.005-05:00

Jill and Kevin got married last week in Saint Paul, Minnesota, but it wasn't your normal everyday type of wedding. They didn't even walk down the aisle.

Instead they danced down it. Their wedding "dance" has been a big hit in video circles and they have even been on the Today Show because of it. Take a look.

As an Irishman, I will take any excuse to party, and weddings and funerals often make the best parties. I do not believe that Jill or Kevin are Irish, but you could have fooled me.

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Funny Commercials You Won't See on US TV

2009-07-19T16:52:00.012-05:00

We all know that rules for TV commercials in the US are far more uptight than most other countries. Maybe it is because of the political clout of the religious right or maybe it is because of MAFC (Mothers Against Funny Commercials). I don't really know.

But I do know that US audiences are missing out on some very funny commercials because of it.

At McCafferty's Pub we purchased one of those really huge, high-powered satellite dishes that brings in TV from all over the world. So when you stop in our pub you do not have to worry about TV censorship.

And remember that we always warn you if anything we present approaches the raunchy grade. None of these commercials do.

Our first video is a commercial for air conditioning in a Toyota Corolla, but do not hold your breath waiting for this one to reach the US. It just is not politically correct enough to satisfy the US censors. Please watch:

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This is one Nissan commercial starring Andy Richter I have not seen in the US, but I wish I had because it is quite funny. Give a look:

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If you never understood what independent front suspension was on an automobile, you will after watching this Nissan commercial. Please watch:

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Irish Jokes, Drinking Stories, Blessings, Limericks, Proverbs - Video

2009-07-03T13:40:00.020-05:00

Happy Fourth of July

It's time again for my favorite type of post here on McCafferty's Pub, Irish jokes, drinking stories, blessings, limericks and proverbs. These posts are always more work, but they are also more rewarding and fulfilling. I hope you enjoy it as much as I do.

Muldoon and Willy

Sean Muldoon loved his dog, Willy, and he walked the dog constantly through town. When Muldoon and Willy would go on their walks, they would stop to talk to just about everyone they met along the way. Naturally, everyone in town eventually knew both Muldoon and Willy. This went on for years.

One sad day Ol’ Sean Muldoon went on his usual walk, but this time he walked all alone without Willy. Patrick O’Halloran was the first to spy Ol’ Sean without his faithful companion. “Where’s Willy?” Asked O’Halloran.

“‘Tis a sad day ‘tis, Patrick,” replied Muldoon. “I had to put poor ol’ Willy down, I did. I loved that dog dearly.”

“Oh no,” cried O’Halloran, “Did he go rabid? Was he mad?”

“Well, he was none too pleased,” said Muldoon.

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A brief flash of Irish Philosophy we call Seamusisms:

I was going to give him a nasty look but he already had one!

You three are a right pair if ever I saw one!

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About Freedom

Since the Fourth of July holiday was approaching, Ms Kathleen O’Hara, a pre-school teacher, decided to teach her kids about patriotism. "We all live in a great country," Ms O’Hara said.

"One of the things we should all feel good about is that, in America, everyone of us is free."

One small boy approached Ms O’Hara from the back of the room, and Kathleen could clearly see that he was upset. He stood in front of Ms O’Hara with his hands on his hips and said, "Miss O’Hara, I'm not free. I'm four."

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Irish Blessings

May you have only pleasant hours
To melt your cares away,
And the warmth of Irish laughter
To bring gladness to each day.

May your heart be light and happy
May your smile be big and wide
And may your pockets always have
A tinkle of gold inside.

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Irish vs British

Years ago when Northern Ireland endured so much violence in Belfast and the anti English sentiment stirred such passion among the Catholics, Father Sheehan was an avowed anti British pastor, who would denounce the Brits every Sunday from his pulpit. His sermons became so notorious that Father Sheehan was summoned before Bishop Flanagan for a dressing down.

"Father," began Bishop Flanagan, "You know that the Church seeks peace between Northern Ireland and the British, but your sermons are having the opposite effect and are stirring up violence instead. I want you to promise me and to swear by all that is holy that you will never mention the British in your sermons or in public again."

"But Bishop, I cannot…" stammered Father Sheehan.

"No buts," demanded the Bishop. "You can and you will. Now Swear to me at this very moment or you will feel my wrath!"

"Alright, Bishop Flanagan," Father Sheehan replied grudgingly. "Alright. I swear by all that is holy."

The following Sunday found Father Sheehan back in his pulpit in Belfast, preaching.

The sermon concerned the Last Supper when Jesus was telling his disciples, "And one of you shall betray Me."

Father Sheehan remarked: "First one disciple says to Jesus, 'Is it I Lord?' and Jesus replies, 'No, it's not you.’”

Next Father Sheehan said that “a second disciple rises and cries, 'Is it I Lord?' And Christ says, 'No, it's not you.’”

Finally Father Sheehan described Judas Iscariot’s actions, “Then the conniving, lowly Judas Iscariot rises to his feet. The dog looks the Lord in the eyes, while saying, 'Blimey, Mate. Ya think it's me?’"

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How come every time you dial a wrong number it’s never busy?

Catherine asked, “Hello, Molly. How are your new false teeth?” Molly replied, “I’m leaving them out till I get used to them.”

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By E. Gary Brooks

Whenever I dream, it seems I dream
Of Erin’s rolling hills
Of all its lovely, shimmery lakes
And little babbling rills.
I hear a colleen’s lilting laugh
Across a meadow fair
And in my dreams it almost seems
To me that I am there.
O Ireland! O Ireland!
We’re never far apart
For you and all your beauty
Fill my mind and touch my heart.

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The Amazing Celtic Woman - The Soft Goodbye, sung by Lisa Kelly, Chloe Agnew, and Méav Ní Mhaolchatha:

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Cops Find Baby Squirrel Hiding in Woman's Cleavage - Video

2009-07-01T11:13:00.008-05:00

Police detectives in Warren, Ohio, got one nutty surprise as they were interviewing a woman about a murder investigation. During the course of the interview with the woman, who dressed in a low cut tank top to show off her more than ample cleavage, Homicide detective Wayne Mackey was somewhat taken aback when a baby squirrel popped from between the woman's rather large breasts.

Actually Mackey was more than taken aback, he was stunned. "No, I was not prepared to see a woodland creature in the interview room," Mackey said.

"I just kept right on talking to her and listening to her. I didn't acknowledge it at all."

Whether or not Mackey's response is correct police procedure for such a situation is unknown. It is not a subject that is adequately covered in the police academy.

Perhaps following Mackey's lead, the woman also did not discuss the event either. As the squirrel struggled from between its two cozy pillows, the woman merely snatched the rodent up and stashed it back between its human nests.

"I really didn't know what to say," said Mackey. Do not despair Detective Mackey, many a virginal lad has been dumbfounded into stunned silence when confronted with previously unknown secrets of the female anatomy.

Neither the woman nor her pal Rocky were taken into custody.

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7 Mile Police Chase Welcomes Tourists to NYC

2009-06-24T10:57:00.008-05:00

Five unsuspecting French tourists received an unexpected welcome to the Big Apple when, instead of a routine taxi ride, they became unwilling participants in a seven mile police chase through New York.

Esther-Ethy Mamane, 26, of Paris, her mother Claudie Mamane, 60, and three companions attempted to hail a taxi at New York's John F Kennedy International Airport, but instead they were steered to an unlicensed van, which was possibly a gypsy cab.

Police saw the tourists enter the van and attempted to intervene. An officer reached through the van's window trying to remove the vehicle's keys, but the van's driver sped off knocking the officer to the ground.

A chase ensued with the five French tourists in the van and with police in a close pursuit. Esther-Ethy told the New York Post that she and her fellow travelers "screamed and prayed" through it all.

"It was a miracle that we survived," she said. "We were very frightened."

Mamane said the ride was "like something from a film."

The van, with tourists still along for the ride, sped for seven miles along a highway and residential streets with the vehicle hitting a gate and a truck along the way.

Eventually the suspects jumped out of the van while it was still moving. The police, with guns drawn, chased them and quickly arrested them.

Claudie Mamane suffered an arm injury from the ordeal.

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World's Smallest Man - Almost

2009-06-23T16:26:00.006-05:00

Khagendra Thapa Magar is a 17-year-old boy who lives in Nepal, who stands 2 feet tall and who weighs only 10 pounds. He is in the process of applying to the Guinness world record people to be proclaimed as the world's smallest man once he turns 18 in October.

The current world record holder for the smallest man is 2ft 5in He Ping Ping of China. Khagendra is smaller, but he must be 18 to claim the title of shortest and lightest man in the world.

Khagendra's mother, Dhana Maya Thapa Magar, said "He was born weighing only 600 grams (1 lb, 5 oz).

"It was like watching a newly hatched chick fresh from a shell.

"I admit that at first I was ashamed of him and would not leave the house, but now I only feel pride and am desperate for him to be named as the tiniest man in the world."

He was born in the remote Baglung District, which is 125 miles from the capital city of Kathmandu. Khagendra has become a minor celebrity in Nepal and some politicians are helping him become listed by Guinness as the world's smallest man.

His goal is some day to travel to the United States once he officially becomes the Guinness Book of Records' smallest man in the world. In the US he hopes to show the world what the smallest man looks like and perhaps also show the world a few dance moves.

Times must a a bit harsh in Nepal if all one can aspire for is to be a curiosity in a traveling freak show. Although anything is possible with notoriety. Perhaps he could even apply to become Paris Hilton's personal human lap dog.

That would not be a bad lap to sit in now would it, Khagendra?

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Redneck Playground or Your Kid is Elephant Poopy

2009-06-22T18:42:00.012-05:00

Safety is of paramount importance when designing anything children will use. There can be no parts that will pinch tiny fingers; in no way can any of the equipment or parts of the equipment tip over; and harmful substances such as lead paint or or any parts small enough to swallow simply are not allowed.

But our redneck playground designer must have skipped school the day his professor discussed appropriateness of theme, because something is wrong when your kids return home from the playground crying and telling you the other kids teased them and called them elephant poopy.

"Peter, Peter is elephant poopy. Emily smells like elephant poop. Nah-nah nah nah-nah!"

I don't know about you but hearing that my kids are being compared to elephant poop worries me that it may create an identity crisis in the four-year-old mind. That sort of nick name may tend to linger longer than one might like not unlike the odor of pachyderm poop.

"...I don't smell like elephant poopy, do I Daddy?"

One must reassure four-year-olds about enough other things in life without having to add elephant poopy to the list.

"Peter, the sky is blue because God painted it that color when he had left over paint from painting his living room. And no you do not smell like elephant poopy. Your mom makes you take lots of baths so you will only smell like a clean little boy."

Perhaps an elephant slide such as this one is not an issue in the Redneck mind because four-year-old Redneck little boys normally do smell like elephant poopy.

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Google Street View Shows Dutch Mugging

2009-06-21T17:32:00.006-05:00

Google Street View has assisted Dutch police in the apprehension of two alleged muggers whose photo was snapped by Google's Street View crew moments before a mugging went down in the city of Groningen, Netherlands last September.

The boy on the bicycle is the victim in the mugging and the other two young men have been arrested as the alleged muggers. This photo was taken as the Google vehicle traveled down Merwedestraat in Groningen.

According to the 14-year-old victim, whose name has been withheld because of his age, moments after this photo was taken the two young Muslim immigrants in the photo allegedly mugged him dragging him off of his bicycle and taking his cell phone and 165 Euros ($239 US), although why a 14-year-old would have that much money on him is a bit of a mystery.

Initially the 14-year-old was unable to identify his assailants, however, in March he spotted this photo on Google Street View and realized that the photo was taken only moments before he was assaulted.

The police requested the original photo from Google, which did not have the deliberately blurred faces this photo has. A robbery squad detective immediately recognized the face of one of the alleged assailants, who are twin brothers known to police.

For those of you who prefer to view the original photo, enter this address, Merwedestraat 60, 9725 Groningen, Netherlands, into Google and then search maps. Once you arrive at the map of the location, click on street view. Rotate the photo to the right to view a pic of our mugging just before it happened.

Clearly the joke is on the two alleged muggers in this instance because technology has helped justice triumph once again.

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Building Collapses with Man Inside or Does it? - Video

2009-06-02T17:26:00.003-05:00

Is this man trapped in a horrible accident and does he eventually fall to his death inside this collapsing building? You be the judge by watching the video:

Initially it appears that this man is caught in a horrible accident as this building partially collapses with him still inside. However, if you carefully examine the footage, you can see that as the wall starts to fall, he jumps to the floor.

After the wall falls, he is lying on the floor where the window used to be. You cannot see him on the floor because of the angle of the camera. This is a very good fake, but it is a fake nonetheless.

The man gave himself away by his not so very good (meaning poor) acting. He feigns panic supposedly not knowing what to do as the wall begins to go. But it is not like any panic I have ever seen.

In addition the man is on the young side, and who is it who are always trying to put fake videos on YouTube? Young people. Nice fake though.

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Worst Laugh and Smartest Monkey on Earth - Videos

2009-05-21T19:46:00.000-05:00

The Worst Laugh on Earth

Today's first video brings you the absolute worst laugh on the planet Earth. The young man saddled with the burden of the world's worst laugh resides in France, which is hardly an achievement that many French would brag about.

A co-worker tells our hero a joke in French, of course, to get him laughing for the camera, and that is enough to induce our man to produce his remarkable laugh. So without further ado, please get a load of the world's worst laugh:

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The Smartest Monkey You Will Ever See

The monkey credited as being the world's smartest is really an orangutan, which is close enough to monkey for us. The only parts of the world where orangutans still live naturally in the wild are the forests of the Southeast Asian islands of Sumatra and Borneo,* which indicates that they are truly an endangered species.

Our orange little buddy was clever enough to short wire the electric fence keeping him inside his compound. How the fellow figured out how to short wire an electrical circuit is anybody's guess, but it is quite impressive that he did.

He also was smart enough to build up a mound of debris to assist in his escape. Take a look at our clever little monkey:

*Source: Smithsonian National Zoological Park

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Lethal Snake Bite?
Monkey See - Monkey Do Too - Video
Dog Eared Monkey Business and Cat Nap
Monkey See, Monkey See Monkey?

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Does This Dog Belong to Jesus?

2009-05-07T15:14:00.005-05:00

If Jesus had a dog, this would be His dog

Obviously this dog can walk on water, so if Jesus had a dog, this dog would be His. But this dog is a bit shy about getting his feet wet, so the water must be on the cold side. Hey pup! If you are going to hang out with the Big Guy, you have to learn to suck it up.

Photo provided by TheSun.co.uk

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Slip N Slide, You're Fired, Bull in Irish Shop - Videos

2009-04-26T19:28:00.000-05:00

Slip and Slide Extravaganza

Ron and friends had the house to themselves while the parents were on vacation. How do you think the young lads entertained themselves while mom and dad were away?

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You're fired

The tough economy is affecting all of us in different ways. Take a look at how some folks are cutting back:

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Bull in an Irish Supervalu

A young bull somehow managed to escape from nearby stockyards in Ballinrobe, County Mayo, Ireland, recently. He must have missed his family and tried looking for them in the meat department of the local Supervalu store.

The lost bovine may very well have been staring his long lost uncle right in the rump roast, but apparently did not recognize his relation in his current state. Have a look at the action for yourself:

That reporter certainly has a flair for using puns, but she probably would have a different attitude if she were the one looking for lost relations in the local deli.

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A Phew Phunny Photos You'll Like
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Why You Should Let Sleeping Dogs Lie - Video

2009-03-03T21:55:00.005-06:00

Have you ever heard of the expression, "Let sleeping dogs lie?" There is a great deal of common sense behind this expression, but this video adds yet another reason to heed the wisdom of the quote--a reason no one ever thought of before. Please don't try this at home because Fido may turn on you if you do.

Ouch! Suddenly I have a headache.

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I am not sure why I like animal videos so much, but I do. Our second video may be another animal video that features a dog genius or it may just be David Blaine in disguise. You will have to judge for yourself because I am not sure.

Yes! That is David Blaine alright. I don't even know why I doubted it.

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Reporter Meets Horse's Butt

Sneezing Panda

Otter Heaven - This one is really cute.

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Punk'd in the Men's Room - Videos

2009-02-28T22:24:00.008-06:00

Everybody takes using public restrooms for granted. You enter, do your business, and leave. It cannot get more basic than that.

But today we have some situations where folks got punk'd because they assumed it was just that easy. In our first video, a restroom surprisingly shows up where it is least expected.

Watch the fun:

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In the second video our hero convinces unsuspecting passersby to take a photograph of folks exiting an outhouse. Little do the passersby know that they are being set up to be punk'd.

Let's watch:

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Japanese Outhouse Prank

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Japanese Bikini Car Wash - Video

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Redneck Bathroom Break

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A Phew Phunny Photos You'll Like

2009-02-07T16:59:00.016-06:00

It's Phunny Photo time, and with themes ranging from horse sense to conspiracy theories, I believe that today we have a phew gems you will like.

Hey boss! Did you try testing the alternator?

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This next sign is a re-creation of a sign that was posted in a construction zone in Lubbock, Texas. It seems that some techie managed to hack into the computer for the sign and added his own version of what should be posted there.

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Do you know one of those conspiracy theorists who constantly thinks that everyone is plotting to take over the world? Maybe they are.

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It is sometimes amazing how some businesses survive considering their level of customer service.

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That's a lot of Budweiser!

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Have you ever spent time wandering through a cemetery? You might be surprised at the eye opening sights you will see.

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Getting a proper education is not necessary to make it in this world, but it may save you from an embarrassing moment or two. BTW, remind me to call the missus to ask her to pick up "are" kids from school.

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Either Elmer Fudd or Barbara Walters must live in this neighborhood.

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If their customers are just plain mean, they should charge them a lot more than $10. How about $110?

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Redneck Fire-Breathing Dragon

Worst Job Ever

Redneck High School Reunion

Redneck Penguins

Funny Irish Drinking Stories, Limericks, Irish Proverbs and Irish Blessings - Video

2009-01-24T20:59:00.003-06:00

I have decided to add the category of limericks to our Irish drinking stories, blessings and proverbs. Ireland does not have a corner on the limerick market, but Ireland has certainly contributed its share in that area. I have always enjoyed limericks, so I hope that you, too, will like the additional fun.

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As Father Fitzgerald was walking down the street in Dublin, he spied across the way young Michael Donovan, a small boy living in his parish. Michael was at the door of a home across the street attempting to push the doorbell.

But young Michael is on the short side and the doorbell was simply too high for him to reach no matter how hard he stretched. Father watched young Michael stretch and strain toward the bell for a short time, but the bell drew no closer to the small child‘s fingers.

Father Fitzgerald strode quickly across the street ending up directly behind Michael standing at the door. While gently placing his hand on the small child's shoulder, the good man of God bent lower and gave the doorbell a good hard ring.

Then, squatting down lower to young Michael’s height, Father Fitzgerald smiled knowingly and asked, “And now what, my young man?”

“Now, Fadder?” replied Michael grinning, “Now we run!”

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Limericks

Epitaph on a tombstone somewhere in Pennsylvania:

Here lies the body
of Jonathan Blake,
Stepped on the gas
instead of the brake.

Another epitaph in a cemetery in Thurmont, Maryland:

Here lies an Atheist
All dressed up
And no place to go.

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A true Irishman considers a bore to be someone who keeps constantly interrupting.

A true Irishman considers anyone who won't come around to his point of view to be hopelessly stubborn.

(Aha! Now I know where I got that trait!)

A true Irishman has so much respect for the truth that he uses it only in emergencies.

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The three elderly Gallagher sisters have never married, they go everywhere together and they are all hard of hearing. One windy Spring day as they are walking down the streets of Dublin…

Mary Elizabeth says, "Whew, it is sure windy today."

Molly replies, "No, no. Today is Thursday."

Kathleen says, "So am I. Let's find a bar!

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Whenever I dream,
It seems I dream
Of Erin’s rolling hills
Of all its lovely, shimmery lakes
And little babbling rills.
I hear a colleen’s lilting laugh
Across a meadow fair.
And in my dreams
Its almost seems
To me that I am there
O, Ireland! O, Ireland!
We’re Never far apart
For you and all your beauty
Fill my mind and touch my heart.

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May the love and protection
Saint Patrick can give
Be yours in abundance
As long as you live.

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‘Twas late one Saturday night, when the local Garda (police officer) spied Timothy O'Carroll driving in quite a meandering fashion along the streets of County Cork. After pulling him over, the policeman asked O'Carroll if he had been drinking that night.

“Who told on me?” asked Timothy.

“Well, so I have, occifer. So I have,” continued the thoroughly drunk O’Carroll. “It’s Saturday night, you know. Me and me lads, we made a stop by the pub, but I only had six or seven pints, that’s all.”

“But then they had somethin’ called ‘Happy Hour’ during which they served these delicious margaritos, or margaritas? Anyway they are quite good. I had four…no five of those. Then I had promised to drive O’Hara, me friend, home, and he invited me in. Well, I had to go in for a couple pints of Guinness. I really couldn't be rude, now occifer, Could I? Of course, on the way home I stopped to get another pint for later…”

At that point Timothy began fumbling around inside his coat and suddenly lifted up a bottle of whiskey for the Garda to inspect.

The policeman gave a deep sigh, saying “Sir, you will need to step out of the vehicle to take a breathalyzer.”

Indignantly, O'Carroll replied, “Why? Don't you believe me?”

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Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

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Some days you're the dog, other days the hydrant.

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Another Limerick

There once was an old man of Lyme
Who married three wives at a time.
When asked, “Why a third?”
He replied, “One's absurd!
And bigamy, sir, is a crime.”

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Brian O’Connell drives a double-decker bus through the streets of Dublin. One day a very drunk Timothy Fogarty climbed aboard Brian's bus taking a seat on the bottom deck near Brian. As you may or may not know, Brian is required not to allow any drunks onto his bus, but today he was rather light-hearted so he decided to let the inebriated Fogarty remain on board.

As is his wont when he has had a few Timothy began talking a mean streak, which made Brian suggest that Timothy should sit on the upper deck.

“The air up there is clean and fresh, and you will get a much improved view,” encouraged Brian.

Fogarty agreed and stumbled his way up top. However, he returned in only a few minutes.

“What's wrong?” Brian asked. “Didn't you like it better up there?”

Timothy replied, “It's okay. But it's too dangerous.”

“Too dangerous?” queried Brian. “How is that?”

“There's no driver,” answered Fogarty.

At the very next stop two more drunks climbed on board the bus. The first drunk was Bill O‘Brien and the second was Tommy Lynch. Bill asked driver O‘Connell, “Will this bus take me to 35th Avenue?”

“No, it won't,” answered Brian.

After a short pause, Tommy Lynch asked, “What about me?”

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For our video today we present the voice of Orla Fallon of Celtic Woman singing "Isle of Inisfree:"

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Ain't Nothing More Fun Than Kids and Pets - Videos

2009-01-09T14:30:00.004-06:00

I Want it Now!

Kids are often a barrel of laughs, especially if they are your kids. When they are very young, they are incredibly cute, but they often get into the most ridiculous mischief.

That is what happened here. A little girl saw some toys she wanted, so she decided to go after them regardless of the consequences. Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead.

This video has been seen in a few places even though it is not that old. Even David Letterman has had it on his show. So, if you have already seen it, ah well.

Also, some of our vids are hosted by Wat, which can be a little slow to load even on a high speed connection, so please be patient. It will load eventually.

We do not know what this little girl will do for a living when she grows up, but you can be sure that she will excel at it. She does not understand the concept "it cannot be done."

And how about that mother? Obviously, this little girl has done this sort of thing before. Most mothers would be freaking out, but this one takes it all in stride. Just another day in the life.

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The Great Escape!

What can be just as cute and funny as kids? Pets. Just like kids, pets can be just hilarious. Our second video depicts a very resourceful dog who is locked inside a fenced in yard. Spot knows there is a great big world out there just waiting for him, if he can only find a way out of his prison.

Whoever said that dogs cannot climb trees has not met our dog Spot. This dog is so smart that his owners are enrolling him to go to school with people. Atta boy, Spot.

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Kids and Pets! What a Treat!

How about both kids and pets? Combine the cuteness of kids with the unpredictability of pets or animals and you have a surefire winner.

What did I tell you? Way too cute.

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Panda Prison Break Caught on Video
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Sneezing Panda
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My Favorite Baby Joke
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Vacation Video Bloopers (More funny kids on film)

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Tall Tales of Irish Drinking Stories, Blessings and Proverbs

2008-12-06T16:12:00.002-06:00

It is that time once again where we post some of the finest drinking stories from ol' Erin itself. We have also added a few Irish blessings, and where would we be without an Irish proverb or two? So grab yourself a pint of Guinness and sit back ready to be treated to some of Ireland's best. You know that Guinness is brewed at St. James' gate in ol' Dublin. Now that is a no lose proposition in itself, it is.

Old man Fogarty arrives home several hours past closing time, and he is still feeling the effects of a long night of imbibing, he is. As he stumbles through his front door who does he meet, but none other than Missus Fogarty, herself. And Missus Fogarty is none too pleased with the condition of Mister Fogarty, don‘t you know.

"Aw, well look at this, now!” says the missus. “Mister Fogarty Himself has finally decided to grace us with his presence, he has.”

“Well, I…” begins Fogarty. But Missus Fogarty quickly interrupts.

“Michael Fogarty! Don’t you give me any of your lame excuses! At what Irish pub have you been wasting away all of my hard earned wages this time?” demands Missus Fogarty.

"At this beautiful new establishment, my love," replies Fogarty. "It is called The Golden Pub. Everything there is golden, everything, I tell you.”

"Don’t you ‘My Love’ me Michael Fogarty. And don’t you be tellin’ me one of your tall tales. You know there is no such place as the Golden Pub. The Good Lord will punish you for telling’ such lies, He will."

But Fogarty insists, "Sure, but there is such a place, Missus Fogarty! It has huge golden doors, an’ a golden floor, an’ a golden foot rail at the bar. Pray that the Good Lord will strike me down where I stand if I’m a lyin’. Missus Fogarty, even the urinal is gold!"

But Missus Fogarty does not believe ol’ Fogarty’s story and says, “Don’t you be takin’ the Good Lord’s name in vain Michael Fogarty. Golden Pub, indeed! Off to bed with ya’ now. Go sleep it off!”

But the very next mornin’ finds Missus Fogarty poring through the phone book, searching for a saloon called The Golden Pub. Sure enough, she finds a bar far across Dublin with the same name.

Missus dials the number listed to check on ol’ Fogarty’s story. "Is this the Golden Pub?" she asks as the bartender answers the phone.

"It is," replies the bartender.

"An’ do you have huge golden doors?" asks Missus Fogarty.

"But of course we do, Missus," answers the bartender.

"Do you have golden floors too?"

"That we do, missus."

“An’ a golden foot rail at the bar?” queries Missus Fogarty.

“Yes, ma’am. We have that too.”

"What about golden urinals?"

Then there is a long pause…after which Missus Fogarty hears the bartender yelling in the background, "Hey, O‘Hara, I think I just got a lead on who took a leak in your saxophone!"

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May the Road Rise to Meet You...

Do you know that it recently came to our attention that we have not published one of Ireland's oldest and most famous blessings. Of course we could not let such a glaring omission continue any longer. Thanks to an oral tradition of passing down Irish blessings, now several versions of this famous blessing pass the lips of many an Irish clan. The original author is unknown. Without further ado, we offer our favorite version:

May the road rise to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face.
May the rains fall soft upon your fields
And, until we meet again,
May God rest you in the palm of His hand.

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May You Have these Blessings...

May You Have these Blessings...
Good Health to make life enjoyable
Good fortune to make it bright
And lots of happiness always
With everything going just right.

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A True Irishman gets married for life, but not necessarily for love.

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Thomas Flanagan was trying to learn the game of golf and having just a stinking time of it. "I would give nearly anything to get this game right, I would!" Thomas loudly exclaimed in exasperation.

Suddenly Satan himself appeared out of thin air and asked Thomas, "Anything?"

Of course, Thomas was quite surprised to find the Devil, himself, speaking to him. "Well…I guess, short of selling my soul, yes I would," replied Thomas.

So Satan offered, "How about giving up sex for the remainder of your life?"

Thomas was quite taken aback by the offer, but he gave a wide grin as he quickly accepted the devil‘s offer. "Done!" he said.

Thomas finished his round of golf in remarkably good form, so the rumor of his deal with Satan rapidly spread throughout the course clubhouse. Timothy O’Shea was one of the club’s members, but he was also a news reporter who smelled a story in the making.

Back in the clubhouse O’Shea asked Thomas, "Sir, there is a rumor going around the clubhouse that you made a deal with the Devil, himself, to become a truly great golfer. Is there any truth to that rumor?"

"Yes sir! It is true enough, it is," answered Thomas. “And it was a wise bargain on my part, for I just completed a nearly perfect round of golf, I did.”

"And is it also true that you gave up sex for the rest of your life as your part of the agreement?" asked O’Shea.

"Again your are right, sir. True again!" replied Thomas Flanagan.

"And may I get your name, sir, for my story?" asked the reporter.

"But of course. It’s Flanagan. Father Thomas Flanagan."

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An Irishman considers a bore to be someone who keeps constantly interrupting.

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May your blessings outnumber
The Shamrocks that grow
And may trouble avoid you
Wherever you go.

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A Blessing For You and Yours...

May the grace of God’s protection
And His great love abide
Within your home-within the hearts
Of all who dwell inside.

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Today's video is in YouTube's new widescreen HD format and features the remarkable Lisa Kelly with the equally remarkable Celtic Woman singing "May It Be."

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Curiosity Scares the Pants off This Missus - Funny Video

2008-11-26T21:53:00.007-06:00

This missus just had a gun instruction lesson but still remains quite curious about the weapon. Her husband decides to teach her a lesson about gun safety at her expense. Although this video has been around for awhile, it is a very funny one and is definitely one I would not miss.

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Curiosity Didn't Kill This Cat

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Funny Podcast - Breaking News: Zoologist Goes on Tranquilizing Rampage

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Worst Job Ever

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Foto Funnies

2008-11-19T13:58:00.001-06:00

There is nothing like a funny photo or two to cheer you up, and these pics certainly qualify:

Roller Coaster Fear

Talk about a picture that says a thousand words! This poor little girl looks absolutely petrified. What do you want to bet she has nightmares over this ride?

Poor young thing! Don't you know you are supposed to enjoy riding the roller coaster? This is a funny photo though.

But...where do you think the photographer was standing? Cannot figure that one out. He cannot be standing in the car in front because these two must be in the first car. Since there is no seat back in front of them, and the car design is diferent, they have to be in car number one.

Maybe the photog is using a telephoto lens.

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Thing a Thong?

Now see what George Bush has done? The Europeans are so down on the US that they think the whole country is overweight.

Okay Europe! Listen up! How about Charlize Theron? Yay Charlize! She is thin and trim...she's...oh wait a minute. She's from South Africa isn't she? Okay then, what about Nicole Kidman? Nicole is...oops! She is from Australia, is she not? Hmmm...Aha! Halle Berry! Halle is drop dead gorgeous and not a bit overweight even though she just had a baby. We will take Halle Berry over Princess Camilla any day of the week.

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Worst Job II

We recently featured a photo that showed the worst job ever, but this job is not far behind. Pay attention to this America. The economy is going downhill in a hurry, so this is your future employment right here. You may as well get used to it.

It doesn't even look like she is wearing gloves...eeww!

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It's a Wonderful Wife!

Ain't love grand? Here we find Helga helping out Ole get the tractor into town to get its wheel fixed.

You can just tell from their satisfied look that this couple has figured out how to make their marriage hum. There is hope for the world yet.

Hey Europe! We do not think Carla Bruni would be much help in this situation, now would she? Nooo...you must be a heavy eater to make this situation work. Lots and lots of meat and potatoes make this marital union run just like clockwork.

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Redneck Fire-Breathing Dragon

Worst Job Ever

Redneck High School Reunion

Redneck Penguins

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It's Fun Indy Car Racing - Video Game

2008-11-10T19:32:00.004-06:00

The Internet is changing constantly, which is one reason we find it fascinating. We thought we would try something different here at McCafferty's Pub, so today for the first time we have added Indy car racing to my site.

The object is very simple: try to cross the finish line in a fast time. Since this is our first foray into Internet games, we have started with a simple racing game. Click on the directions, and then click play. It cannot get much simpler than that.

Indy Racer:

The problem with games is that they are addictive, so you want to play more and more. Make sure you do not get carried away and spend too much of your day here.

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Monkey See - Monkey Do Too

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Reporter Meets Horse's Butt

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Curiosity Didn't Kill This Cat

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This Dancing Parrot's Got Rhythm

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Funny Southern Pounderings - Video

2008-11-07T21:52:00.006-06:00

My friend Daisy, over at Smiling with Daisy turned me on to Aaron Wilburn, which is where I got the idea to post this video.

Aaron sings and does a stand-up comedy act at the same time, and ol' Aaron is very, very funny. In fact I believe that he is just hilarious, so I posted one of his vids here today.

Have a look at what Aaron can do:

Daisy's blog is hosting "If My Nose Was Running Money" by Wilburn. You have to stop by there and take a look at that because it is one of Wilburn's best, even a whole lot funnier than this one. It's hilarious!

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Redneck Dumb and Dumber - Video FAIL

2008-11-02T17:49:00.003-06:00

Unfortunately some folks just do not have enough sense to come in out of the rain. Some of them, like in our first video, make their own rain and get into trouble over it.

But that just makes it that much more fun to laugh at their antics.

In the first video, our hero answers nature's call next to an electric fence. Bad idea, Joe Bob!

Watch the shenanigans:

I do believe that our hero may require some first aid in a rather sensitive area of the anatomy. And he also ruined a pair of pants in the process.

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It is difficult to determine which one of our redneck geniuses is Dumb and which on is Dumber. In our next video our man decides to demonstrate his athleticism by walking from post to post.

It turns out that he is not quite the jock he thought he was. Of course, there is pain involved and embarrassment too. Let's look in on our hero as he tackles his obstacle course:

Now...be thankful you are safe and sound in front of your computer instead of embarrassing yourself in front of the whole world like our hero.

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Reporter Meets Horse's Butt

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Redneck Hand Grenade

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Worst Job Ever

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Monkey See - Monkey Do Too

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Funny Kitty is a Peanut Thief

2008-10-29T11:05:00.018-05:00

This is one smart kitty cat. On a scale of 1 - 10, this cat rates an eleven. I personally have never seen a cat that could do what this kitty does. Naturally, the cat uses its highly advanced intellect for illicit purposes--like stealing peanuts.

Have you ever seen a cat unscrew the cap off of a bottle? I haven't. Incredible little kitty. Hopefully, someone can train this kitty to use its intellect for good rather than evil. Think of the possibilities--like a nomination for Vice President in 2012. The sky is the limit.

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Try some of our other entertainment:

Monkey See - Monkey Do Too - Video

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Curiosity Didn't Kill This Cat

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Rocky, the Drunken Squirrel

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I taut I taw a putty tat

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Funny Candidate License Plates

2008-10-28T11:44:00.004-05:00

With election day almost upon us, we thought we would research the presidential and vice presidential candidates and their license plates to see if we could learn anything or find anything humorous about them. Let's see how they look.

Sarah Palin:

Wait a minute...this cannot be right. There is something wrong with this one. This cannot be Governor Palin's license plate, although it is from Alaska and it is a government plate, which is what a governor might use. We will have to look into this one. It seems there is some shenanigans afoot.

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John McCain:

Well, Senator McCain did say that he owns 13 cars, so it makes sense that he would have several different license plates. They all fit our man McCain. Hey, wait a minute. McCain didn't serve in the Civil War, did he?

Oh, it's just another age joke. McCain should tell folks he's 72 going on 22 because he has so much energy.

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Barack Obama:

Barack Obama is a US Senator from the state of Illinois, so it is natural that he might have both Illinois plates and plates from the Washington, D.C. area. Virginia fits right in there. "Obama 08" sounds just like Obama man.

"God Complex" is not something that Obama would put on his own plate. I think the second one is a fake. It's probably something the Republicans slid in unobtrusively.

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Joe Biden:

It appears that Joe Biden's plate has a double meaning. Joe could mean he is biding (biden') time, or he may mean it's Biden time, as in "it's Miller Time."

Personally I think he means let's have a tall cool one, and I am not talking about Sarah Palin again. Joe looks like he might be the type of guy who would kick back for a beer break. Either way, I think Joe's plate is the cleverest of the group.

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Hillary Clinton Stars in Song and Dance Routine as Chiquita

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Ad Libs from a Talking Photo Booth

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McCain Economic Plan - Everyone Marry an Heiress

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John McCain, Barack Obama, Sarah Palin and Joe Biden Sing and Breakdance

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Shopping Cart Nightmare - Video FAIL

2008-10-25T16:33:00.004-05:00

A couple of Target employees just finish loading a raft of shopping carts, when everything goes wrong. It is a nightmare, even. The result is funny, funny funny!

What is Target's slogan? "Expect more and pay less?" I am not sure what these two expected, but I expect that their expectation was different than the result they obtained.

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Funny Japanese Massage Chair

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Funny News Reporter Bloopers

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Redneck Hand Grenade

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Greatest Breasts in the World

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Fantasy Chess Game Comes to Life - Funny Video

2008-10-22T08:35:00.005-05:00

A fantasy chess game comes to life via the magic of animation (claymation). In this chess game, the knight can fly and the bishop swims. This is a real fantasy! And that's no oxymoron. Give this one a look:

It takes a great deal of time and talent to set up a vid like that. I have a difficult time just imagining how much time is spent on each frame of the video.

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Monkey See - Monkey Do Too - Video

2008-10-21T17:41:00.014-05:00

A Japanese chimpanzee very quickly gets the knack of riding a segway. You didn't think that chimps had nationalities, did you? Boy, were you wrong!

This monkey is probably better at riding this machine than many people, and he is much funnier too.

Okay! That looks like fun, even though animal vids are usually a lot of fun anyway. How much do those segways cost anyway? Too much, I'll bet.

Alcoholic Elephants on the Rampage

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This Dancing Parrot's Got Rhythm

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Sneak Thief Caught in the Act

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Judge Flirts with Pretty Plaintiff and Defendant During Trial - Video

2008-10-19T18:21:00.013-05:00

Judge Jamie Kennedy ala The Jamie Kennedy Experiment from network TV flirts with both plaintiff and defendant, who are both young and pretty, right during a trial. Each girl appears flattered and supposedly hopes the smitten judge will rule in her favor.

What they don't know about the judge will influence the outcome of their trial. The plaintiff and the defendant do not realize that the judge is TV star Jamie Kennedy in disguise. The first vid is about six minutes long, but it is worth the time investment.

Watch the hysterics:

Now that was the type of trial result that we should all hope for.

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We have another Judge Jamie video from The Jamie Kennedy Experiment. In this case two friends are suing each other for $400 over poorly installed doors. Judge Jamie turns a simple case into a funny mess.

Our second video is about seven minutes long, but Judge Jamie is always funny and worth your time. Watch:

And we have another Solomon like decision handed down by Judge Jamie. What a remarkable jurist!

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Girl Takes Embarrassing Spill Leaving Her Almost Nude - Funny Video

2008-10-14T04:46:00.000-05:00

A female bicyclist takes a very embarrassing spill allowing the viewer to see all the way till Sunday, if you know what I mean. This one is still PG rated, but it is very funny.

I think someone was had.

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Another Funny News Reporter Blooper - Video

2008-10-12T12:26:00.007-05:00

This reporter commits the ultimate sin when he is reporting on a finch infestation and he looks up into the trees with his mouth wide open. Yes, I know and you know what is coming, but it is funny all the same.

God love those reporters and their bloopers.

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More Funny Automobile Bloopers and Misadventures - Videos

2008-10-08T00:01:00.003-05:00

When folks get behind the wheel these days, look out! Whether it is because of stupidity, carelessness, drunkenness or cell phone texting, people are screwing up more and more these days when they hit the roadways. Although many of the accidents that are caught on film result in tragedy, we prefer to dwell on the funny incidents because humor is a lot more fun than a broken neck.

VW micro buses were all the rage back in the 1960's and '70's. They have been around since then, but they simply have not been all that popular. In the late 1960's they were a status symbol, a sign that you were a part of the hippie generation because many of the flower children drove across the USA in a VW micro bus.

They were usually painted in psychedelic colors and were major players in the automotive experiences of the hippie generation.

Volkswagen did not forget how popular their micro bus was back then, and a few years ago the company previewed a concept car based on that micro bus from the '60's and '70's.

If the above photo is any proof, the concept car made it all the way to the production line. Yes, it appears from this photo that the bus is back.

The design makes perfect sense in these days of high priced gasoline and is certainly a sign of the times. You can be sure this new VW only sips the petrol.

Almost everyone who sees this photo says it's cute. That means that women drivers would be the natural market for this vehicle. You could watch for more of them at a VW dealer near you. But the problem with that is that Volkswagen insists that they know nothing about the vehicle.

Even in Germany, the closest vehicle you can find similar to this car is the VW Fox, which is nowhere as cute as this car is. If you like it, call Volkswagen and tell them you want to buy one. If they built one, they must have built others that are out there...somewhere.

Now, for our first video--you know what kids do. They build a ramp that they can use to jump things with their skateboard, and naturally they leave it in the street in front of their house. Kids will be kids and they don't understand that bad things are likely to happen when something like this is left in the street.

The driver never noticed the skateboard ramp in the street and...well, watch and see for yourself:

Oh too bad! The car did not actually tip over. But, we all know that this scenario could have gone a lot worse.

Just imagine how the driver must have felt. He's tooling along, probably talking on his cell phone, maybe late for an appointment, and, if he is like most drivers, his mind is anywhere but concentrating on what's right in front of him. Suddenly his car rides up on only two wheels just like in a stunt car show. Wouldn't that be a shocker!

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In the next vid we have an Evel Knievel wannabe let his buddy drive a car over his forearm because that's not really gonna hurt is it? Naah! Of course not!

Well, I cannot understand how that hurt the kid's arm. Let's see...drive a 3500 pound vehicle over a human arm? That shouldn't hurt, should it?

Wait till this kid gets to school to tell his buddies what he did. "You drove the car over your arm? No Way!"

"Yes, Way! Check out the video pal. See! And I'm still alive. Of course, my arm's in a cast, but so what! Now I'm an Internet hero."

Well, we all know that a broken arm is a small price to pay for immortality on the Internet. I can see the high school class year book now. "Mike Smith: Let Jonesey drive a car over his forearm. Most likely to become the next Evel Knievel."

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Okay! I feel guilty about the car in the first video not tipping over so I'm going to try to make it up to you...maybe.

In the next video what could possibly go wrong. The driver is entering a fenced location through a steel gate, and people enter premises like that through steel gates every day. What could go wrong?

What indeed! Watch!

Lady! Try to remember this next time. Keep the shiny side up!

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We have saved the best for last, at least in our opinion. In our last video, a young woman attempts to fill her car with gas, which is usually a simple procedure. But today it isn't.

For those of you who are unfamiliar with Laurel and Hardy movies, this is the type of situation that Stan Laurel and Ollie Hardy used to get themselves into constantly. Most of their humor consisted of sight gags very similar to this one.

I have watched this video several times and I still laugh out loud every time I see it.

Did you notice at the very end of the clip she is still struggling with the hose trying to bring it back again to the wrong side of the car. If only she would turn her car around, all would be fine, but she doesn't seem to understand that.

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Smile to Another Group of Irish Drinking Stories, Blessings and Proverbs

2008-09-30T13:49:00.018-05:00

Tommy McGraw led a mangy group of Irish misfits that earned their living robbing, stealing and plundering other peoples’ treasures.

One night shortly after midnight the group broke into a bank after Michael, the group’s tech expert, disabled the security system.

Once they were inside the bank, the gang had expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash, baubles and other valuables. Instead, they were surprised to find hundreds of smaller safes lined up in rows all throughout the bank.

Tommy, Michael and Conan, the third member of the group, began the task of opening the huge number of safes. Conan cracked open the first safe, and the entire group of misfits gathered around as he swung open the safe’s door. Inside they found nothing but a bowl of vanilla pudding.

Tommy said, "Well, at least we'll get a bite to eat tonight."

Michael cracked the second safe, but it too contained nothing but pudding--just simple vanilla pudding.

The trio continued their safe cracking all night long until, finally, every one of the safes had been opened. But the gang found nothing of value. Not a pound, a diamond, a Euro nor even an ounce of gold.

Instead of jewels, cash or other valuables, each safe contained only covered bowls of pudding. And it was always vanilla pudding. Each time one of the gang opened a safe finding the disappointing bowl of pudding, he gulped it down quickly to get back at the bank for not storing the usual cash they were after.

Discouraged after a long night of plundering and eating pudding, the robbers quietly left the bank, each leaving with a rather queasy and uncomfortably full stomach.

The group gathered the next morning at Tommy’s place to discuss their misfortune. Conan sat on Tommy’s sofa and opened the morning newspaper to read the headlines.

To his surprise this is what he read: “Prominent Ireland Sperm Bank Robbed Last Night. All Sperm Taken.”

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Some Blessings and Proverbs:

Have you ever been to Ireland
With its rolling hills so green?
Sure ‘n it’s the fairest land
That ever has been seen
And those green hills of Ireland
May be very far away
But they’re close to every Irish heart
No matter what the day.

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May you have many blessings
And wherever your path may wind
May every day that’s coming
Be the bright and happy kind.

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Peadar O’Brien was a vicious convicted rapist and murderer who was sentenced to life in prison and was incarcerated in the infamous Kilmainham Gaol (prison) in Dublin in the early 20th century. After serving only three years of his sentence he managed to escape from the hideous dungeon type jail.

While he was on the run, Peadar broke into a house outside of Dublin and tied up a young couple that he found sleeping in their bedroom. He tied Thomas, the husband, to a large chair on one side of the bedroom and Mary, the wife, to the bedposts of the bed near the room's entry.

Both Mary and Thomas sensed Peader’s desperation and both were very afraid of him and what he might do to them.

Peadar got on the bed right on top of Mary, and from Thomas’ viewpoint it appeared Peadar was kissing her neck. Suddenly Peadar rose and left the room heading toward the bathroom.

Quickly Thomas dragged his chair across the room to his dear wife and whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw him kissing your neck and then he left in a hurry.”

“Just cooperate with him and do whatever he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend that you like it. Whatever you do don't fight him or make him mad.”

“Our lives depend upon it! We can survive this if we do exactly as he says. Be strong and I love you."

Mary spit the gag out of her mouth and said, "Thomas my love, I am so relieved to hear you say that. You are right, he hasn't seen a woman in years, but he wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear.”

“He thinks you're really cute and asked if we kept the Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong my love. I will love you no matter what he does to you."

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May you have these blessings…
Good health to make life enjoyable
Good fortune to make it bright
And lots of happiness always
With everything going just right.

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And where, pray tell, does an Irish family go on vacation?

A different bar.

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Prepare to astonished once again because we again have the pleasure of presenting one of Ireland's remarkable contributions to musical culture, Celtic Woman featuring Lisa Kelly singing "The Voice" along with Mairead Nesbitt accompanying on the fiddle:

If only the good Lord had instilled some musical talent in me. Ah well, at least I can appreciate it vicariously.

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McCain Economic Plan - Everyone Marry an Heiress

2008-09-24T12:41:00.000-05:00

John McCain offered his master economic plan today in a speech before business leaders in Detroit. The plan is so simple it is ingenious. McCain's plan calls for everyone in the nation to marry a beer heiress just like he did.

Cindy McCain is an heiress to her father's Anheuser-Busch distributorship empire. James Hensley, her multi-millionaire father, owned one of the largest beer distributorships in the US.

McCain's economic philosophy is that if he was able to marry a beer heiress, everyone else can too. Of course the video explains that there may not be a beer heiress in your town. In that case you should consider a logging heiress.

Watch the video for a more thorough explanation of McCain's plan:

McCain's economic concept is so simple yet so profound that it is possible he could earn a Nobel Prize in Economics for this groundbreaking theory.

Once you have married an heiress the price of oil would be insignificant. Why would you care whether gas cost $4 or $40?

John McCain owns 13 cars. If we all married an heiress, the automobile business would boom as would the real estate business. McCain cannot even remember how many houses he owns.

We would all own several homes.

This concept could be the major point in the presidential campaign that turns the tide toward the John McCain camp.

How will Barack Obama respond to this election changing event?

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Breaking News: Zoologist Goes on Tranquilizing Rampage

2008-09-22T15:15:00.001-05:00

McCafferty's Pub Radio News

We are reporting breaking news today. It seems that an unemployed zoologist went on a tranquilizer rampage at the San Diego Zoo today, randomly shooting his tranquilizer gun at staff and visitors leaving many brutally sedated zoo patrons in his wake.

Podcast-It's like watching a video with your eyes closed!

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I personally have never been "brutally" sedated, so I can only imagine what a vicious moment it was. When are we going to develop a system to keep these hapless unemployed zoologists in check before any more of them go viciously postal?

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More Breaking News: Wealthy Housewife Learns Spanish for Some Reason.

A millionaire housewife mysteriously took it upon herself to learn Spanish for some reason. Now Claire Thompson speaks to her domestic help in their native language.

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This one is completely unexplainable. Why would a rich housewife want to know how to speak Spanish? Go figure.

Perhaps her husband should take her to a psychiatrist because she must be sick?

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John McCain, Barack Obama, Sarah Palin and Joe Biden Sing and Breakdance

2008-09-19T18:19:00.012-05:00

Since the presidential election campaign seems to go on forever and ever, we thought it was time for a little recreation for the candidates--that's recreation as in singing and dancing. We offer you John McCain and Sarah Palin performing a number from High School Musical 3 in our first video.

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In our second video we find Barack Obama, John McCain and Joe Biden doing a breakdance as only Washington politicians can:

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George Bush has begun packing up his belongings because inauguration day is not that far away, and either Barack Obama or John McCain will inhabit the White House come January.

In keeping with the election year theme of change, Barack Obama, John McCain, George Bush and others perform a special version of The Times They Are a Changin'.

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Worst Job Ever

2008-09-15T20:52:00.006-05:00

This absolutely, positively has to be the worst job ever, bar none. You could not pay me enough to do this for a living. Sorry all you veterinarians, but this is where I draw the line.

Can't you see the circus manager saying, "Hey, Johnny! Call the vet! Big Bertha's compacted again. Can't get that girl to eat enough roughage, no matter what I do."

What does this vet say to people when he is first introduced to them? "How do you do? I'm John Smith....What type of work do I do? I'm an elephant veterinarian. I specialize in compacted elephants. Have enema will travel is my motto."

The second worst job in the world is the guy holding Bertha's tail.

His big mistake is he is not dressed for the job. What happens when the enema takes effect and Bertha let's her rip. The guy holding the tail is in the direct line of fire, and he is not protected with plastic like the vet is.

I am so much more appreciative of having a desk job now than ever before. I understand the dedication of animal lovers, but, this has to take the cake.

Notice how the guy holding the tail intently peers at what the vet is doing. He probably aspires to be a vet some day himself. If this does not turn him off from the vet business, nothing will.

I guess there is nothing like on the job training.

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